Last night something Pretty bad happened We lost a friend All shocked and broken Shut down exploded Jeddy 3 is what we first called him Then it was Jed But Jed's system's dead Therefore so's Jed
We assembled him in the kitchen Made out of this and Made out of that and Whatever was at hand
When we finished Jed We were so proud We celebrated We congratulated At what we'd created
Jed could run or walk sing or talk and Compile thoughts and Solve lots of problems We learned so much from him
A couple years went by And something happened We gave jed less attention We had new inventions We left for a convention
Jed had found our booze And drank every drop He fizzled and popped He rattled and knocked And finally he just stopped
