I saw her in the rightest way 
 Looking like Anne Hathaway 
 Laughing while she hit her pen and coughed, and coughed 
 And then she came up to my knees 
 Begging: Baby, would you please 
 Do the things you said you'd do to me, to me? 
    Oh, won't you kiss me on the mouth and love me like a sailor? 
 And when you get a taste, can you tell me, what's my flavor? 
 I don't believe in God, but I believe that you're my savior 
 My mom says that she's worried, but I'm covered in this favor 
 And when we're getting dirty, I forget all that is wrong 
 I sleep so I can see you 'cause I hate to wait so long 
 I sleep so I can see you, and I hate to wait so long   
 Won't you kiss me on the mouth and love me like a sailor? 
 Won't you kiss me on the mouth and love me like a sailor? 
 Won't you kiss me on the mouth and love me like a sailor?