Let me tell you 'bout my best friend
Well, he got hair down to his knees
And he gets along fine, doing just how he please
And I believe that we first met
'Round three years ago
Well, it feels like a lifetime, funny how fast it goes
And I remember how this one time
Well, I stole his sister's car
And he didn't even mind, no, he jumped in for the ride
And we'd got miles away from anywhere
When the panic soon kicked in
Oh, we'd got it back safe and sound
And no one asked us where we'd been
And let me tell you why his sister
Why she didn't second guess
She was going out at night and putting on her favorite dress
And, oh, by gosh, you know she's worth it
Any boy would tell you so
Well, a girl like that is worth her own weight in gold
Now, I made a promise to myself once
That I would wake up by her side
My best friend said that that would be the day I'd die
