When your day is bad And you're feeling sad And you're kinda mad And you're sure not glad And you're thinking this is the opposite of rad
When things are tough And you've had enough And the going gets rough And you're in a huff And a whole bunch of real bad other stuff
You know it's true There's one thing left to do
Go running with chicken Go running with your deep fried dreams When your extra crispy destiny awaits Go running with chicken Original recipe Time to risk it Leave the biscuit and fly Go running with chicken
You've had it up to here And it's all you fear Nothing's clear You're sheer out of cheer You're a finger lickin' good time pioneer
When you're feeling spastic And it's not fantastic It's hard to be sarcastic When you're pants are elastic And you're thinking that it's time to do something drastic
You're on the prowl To jank that fowl
Go running with chicken Your Kentucky Fried fate unfurls You can eat so you don't have to feel Go running with chicken Even if you can't move real fast Just say fuck it Take the bucket and fly Go running with chicken
It's not racist 'Cause white people like chicken too Time to face it Everyone around the world is better Because of chicken
