- 1
Funkadelic - Maggot Brain
- 2
Funkadelic - Can You Get To That
- 3
Funkadelic - Super Stupid
- 4
Funkadelic - (Not Just) Knee Deep
- 5
Funkadelic - The Song Is Familiar
- 6
Funkadelic - The Witch
- 7
Funkadelic - Cosmic Slop
- 8
Funkadelic - I'll Stay
- 9
Funkadelic - One Nation Under A Groove!
- 10
Funkadelic - Pussy
- 11
Funkadelic - Standing On The Verge Of Getting It On
- 12
Funkadelic - Back In Our Minds
- 13
Funkadelic - Electric Spanking Of War Babies
- 14
Funkadelic - Free Your Mind (And Your Ass Will Follow)
- 15
Funkadelic - Get Off Your Ass And Jam
- 16
Funkadelic - Good Old Music
- 17
Funkadelic - Good Thoughts Bad Thoughts
- 18
Funkadelic - I Call My Baby Pussycat
- 19
Funkadelic - If You Got Funk You Got Style
- 20
Funkadelic - Mommy, What's A Funkadelic?
- 21
Funkadelic - Open Our Eyes
- 22
Funkadelic - Sexy Ways
- 23
Funkadelic - We Want The Funk
- 24
Funkadelic - Who Says A Funk Band Can't Play Rock
- 25
Funkadelic - Who's A Funkadelic
- 26
Funkadelic - You And Your Folks Me And My Folks
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Funkadelic - You'll Like It Too
- 28
Funkadelic - Adolescent Funk
- 29
Funkadelic - Alice In My Fantasies
- 30
Funkadelic - America Eats Its Young
- 31
Funkadelic - Atmosphere
- 32
Funkadelic - Atomic Dog
- 33
Funkadelic - Baby I Owe You Something Good
- 34
Funkadelic - Balance
- 35
Funkadelic - Be My Beach
- 36
Funkadelic - Better By The Pound
- 37
Funkadelic - Biological Speculation
- 38
Funkadelic - Butt-to-butt Recuscitation
- 39
Funkadelic - Call The Doctor
- 40
Funkadelic - Can't Shake It Loose
- 41
Funkadelic - Can't Stand The Strain
- 42
Funkadelic - Cholly (Funk Gettin' Ready To Roll)
- 43
Funkadelic - Come Back
- 44
Funkadelic - Comin' Round The Mountain
- 45
Funkadelic - Connections And Disconnections
- 46
Funkadelic - Electro Cuties
- 47
Funkadelic - Eulogy And Light
- 48
Funkadelic - Everybody Is Going To Make It This Time
- 49
Funkadelic - Everybody's Going To Make It This Time
- 50
Funkadelic - Foot Soldiers (star-spangled Funky)
- 51
Funkadelic - Freak Of The Week
- 52
Funkadelic - Friday Night August 14th
- 53
Funkadelic - Funk Gets Stronger (killer Millimeter Longer Version)
- 54
Funkadelic - Funk Gets Stronger (part 1)
- 55
Funkadelic - Funky Dollar Bill
- 56
Funkadelic - Good To Your Earhole
- 57
Funkadelic - Groovallegiance
- 58
Funkadelic - Hit It And Quit It
- 59
Funkadelic - Holly Wants To Go To California
- 60
Funkadelic - How do Yeaw View You
- 61
Funkadelic - I Bet You
- 62
Funkadelic - I Got A Thing You Got A Thing Everybody's Got A Thing
- 63
Funkadelic - I Miss My Baby
- 64
Funkadelic - I Wanna Know If It's Good To You
- 65
Funkadelic - I'm Never Gonna Tell It
- 66
Funkadelic - Icka Prick
- 67
Funkadelic - If You Don't Like The Effects Don't Produce The Cause
- 68
Funkadelic - Into You
- 69
Funkadelic - Jimmy's Got A Little Bit Of Bitch In Him
- 70
Funkadelic - Knee Deep (Not Just)
- 71
Funkadelic - Let's Make It Last
- 72
Funkadelic - Let's Take It To The People
- 73
Funkadelic - Let's Take It To The Stage
- 74
Funkadelic - Loose Booty
- 75
Funkadelic - Lunchmeatophobia (Think... It Ain't Illegal Yet!)
- 76
Funkadelic - March To The Witch's Castle
- 77
Funkadelic - Miss Lucifer's Love
- 78
Funkadelic - Music For My Mother
- 79
Funkadelic - Nappy Dugout
- 80
Funkadelic - No Compute
- 81
Funkadelic - No Head No Backstage Pass
- 82
Funkadelic - Oh, I
- 83
Funkadelic - P.E. Squad/DooDoo Chasers
- 84
Funkadelic - Philmore
- 85
Funkadelic - Phunklords
- 86
Funkadelic - Promentalshitbackwashpsychosis Enema Squad (The Doo Doo Chasers)
- 87
Funkadelic - Promentalshitbackwashpsychosisenemasquad The Doo
- 88
Funkadelic - Qualify & Satisfy
- 89
Funkadelic - Qualify And Satisfy
- 90
Funkadelic - Red Hot Mama
- 91
Funkadelic - Red Hot Mamma
- 92
Funkadelic - Shockwaves
- 93
Funkadelic - Smokey
- 94
Funkadelic - Some More
- 95
Funkadelic - Soul Mate
- 96
Funkadelic - Stuffs And Things
- 97
Funkadelic - Sunshine Of Your Love
- 98
Funkadelic - Take Your Dead Ass Home
- 99
Funkadelic - Tales Of Kidd Funkadelic
- 100
Funkadelic - That Was My Girl
- 101
Funkadelic - The Electric Spanking Of War Babies
- 102
Funkadelic - This Broken Heart
- 103
Funkadelic - Trash-A-Go-Go
- 104
Funkadelic - Uncle Jam
- 105
Funkadelic - Undisco Kidd
- 106
Funkadelic - Wake Up
- 107
Funkadelic - Wars Of Armageddon
- 108
Funkadelic - We Hurt Too
- 109
Funkadelic - What Is Soul
- 110
Funkadelic - You Can't Miss What You Can't Measure
- 111
Funkadelic - You Hit The Nail On The Head
- 112
Funkadelic - You Scared The Lovin' Outta Me
Take Your Dead Ass Home
Funkadelic
(what about the woodpecker thing?)
Yeah, they call me the kid
Sexy man
But I know nothing about the great big H
I'd watch that football game while the hornies occupied my day
I never peeped to where she was coming from
When she'd say, "Though you're here, I'm all alone"
Then she made it perfectly clear
With some inspiring words in a song, dig:
{sung:}
If you ain't gonna get it on
Take your dead ass home (now light my fire, baby!)
If you ain't gonna get it on
Take your dead ass home (a-flick-a my Bic, even!)
If you ain't gonna get it on
Take your dead ass home (I'd love to play in your tidy bowl)
Ha, ha whoo-eee!
There once was a man from Peru
Who went to sleep in his canoe
He was dreaming of Venus
And took out his penis
And woke up with a handfull of goo
Put your foot on the rock!
OK bye!
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, aiii! (x2)
There once was some freaks from L.A. (who)
Who came to New York to play
They was busted by the pussy posse
And the prosecutor popped them in the pen
Put your foot on the rock
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, aiii!
Well, flick-a my Bic, baby!
If you ain't gonna get it on
Take your dead ass home
(x5)
Well, light my fire baby, flick-a my Bic
I'll come if you call
There once was a man from Peru
Who went to sleep in his canoe (say somethin' nasty!)
He was dreaming of Fifi
And took out his peepee
And woke up with a handfull of goo
Put your foot on the rock!
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ohh!
There once was some freaks from L.A. (and what'd they do?)
Who came to New York to play (yeah?)
They was busted by the pussy posse (pussy who?)
And the prosecutor popped them in the pen
There once was some freaks from L.A.
Who came to New York to play (say somethin' nasty)
They was busted by the pussy posse
And the prosecutor popped them in the pen
Get off your ass and jam!
Oh they call me the kid
Let's get it on, y'all
If you ain't gonna get it on
Take your dead ass home (come on baby!)
If you ain't gonna get it on
Take your dead ass home
(x4)
It's only rock n' roll
If you ain't gonna get it on
Take your dead ass home
(x5)
Now, what did you say?
If you ain't gonna get it on
Take your dead ass home
(x6)
{spoken:}
(turn the drums up a little for me...yeah!)
(We're gonna do it one more time, and I want everybody)
(Y'all ready?)
(Are you ready? I'm ready?)
(Hit it!)
{sung:}
If you ain't gonna get it on
Take your dead ass home
(x15)
(come here, ladies. Move in close!)