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Frank Zappa - Watermelon In Easter Hay
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Frank Zappa - Uncle Remus
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Frank Zappa - Bobby Brown
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Frank Zappa - Cosmik Debris
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Frank Zappa - Bobby Brown Goes Down
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Frank Zappa - Peaches En Regalia
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Frank Zappa - The Torture Never Stops
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Frank Zappa - Apostrophe(')
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Frank Zappa - Muffin Man
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Frank Zappa - Camarillo Brillo
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Frank Zappa - Valley Girl
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Frank Zappa - City Of Tiny Lites
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Frank Zappa - Don't Eat The Yellow Snow
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Frank Zappa - Willie The Pimp
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Frank Zappa - Dinah Moe Humm
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Frank Zappa - Flakes
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Frank Zappa - My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama
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Frank Zappa - Nanook Rubs It
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Frank Zappa - You Are What You Is
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Frank Zappa - Broken Hearts Are For Assholes
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Frank Zappa - I'm So Cute
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Frank Zappa - I Have Been In You
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Frank Zappa - I'm The Slime
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Frank Zappa - San Ber'dino
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Frank Zappa - Sy Borg
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Frank Zappa - Titties & Beer
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Frank Zappa - Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?
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Frank Zappa - Catholic Girls
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Frank Zappa - Fembot In A Wet T-shirt
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Frank Zappa - Fine Girl
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Frank Zappa - He's So Gay
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Frank Zappa - Inca Roads
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Frank Zappa - Mom & Dad
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Frank Zappa - Montana
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Frank Zappa - Sharleena
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Frank Zappa - A Little Green Rosetta
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Frank Zappa - America Drinks & Goes Home
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Frank Zappa - Are You Hung Up?
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Frank Zappa - Baby Snakes
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Frank Zappa - Bamboozled By Love
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Frank Zappa - Black Napkins
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Frank Zappa - Concentration Moon
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Frank Zappa - Fifty-Fifty
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Frank Zappa - I Don't Even Care
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Frank Zappa - Joe's Garage
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Frank Zappa - Nasal Retentive Calliope Music
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Frank Zappa - Pound For A Brown
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Frank Zappa - Punky's Whips
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Frank Zappa - Son Of Orange County
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Frank Zappa - Stick It Out
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Frank Zappa - Stink-Foot
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Frank Zappa - The Adventures Of Greggery Peccary
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Frank Zappa - The Illinois Enema Bandit
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Frank Zappa - Valarie
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Frank Zappa - What's The Ugliest part Of Your Body?
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Frank Zappa - Zomby Woof
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Frank Zappa - Zoot Allures
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Frank Zappa - A Token Of My Extreme
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Frank Zappa - Any Way The Wind Blows
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Frank Zappa - Big Leg Emma
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Frank Zappa - Can't Afford No Shoes
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Frank Zappa - Cheap Thrills
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Frank Zappa - Chocolate Halvah
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Frank Zappa - Chunga's Revenge
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Frank Zappa - Conehead
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Frank Zappa - Cucamonga
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Frank Zappa - Disco Boy
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Frank Zappa - Echidna's Arf (Of You)
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Frank Zappa - Eddie, Are You Kidding?
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Frank Zappa - Find Her Finer
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Frank Zappa - Florentine Pogen
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Frank Zappa - For The Young Sophisticate
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Frank Zappa - Goblin Girl
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Frank Zappa - He Used To Cut The Grass
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Frank Zappa - I'm A Beautiful Guy
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Frank Zappa - I'm So Happy I Could Cry
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Frank Zappa - Janet's Big Dance Number
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Frank Zappa - Jesus Thinks You're A Jerk
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Frank Zappa - Jewish Princess
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Frank Zappa - Let's Make The Water Turn Black
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Frank Zappa - Little Rubber Girl
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Frank Zappa - Lonesome Cowboy Nando
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Frank Zappa - Love Of My Life
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Frank Zappa - My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 4)
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Frank Zappa - Mystery Roach
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Frank Zappa - Outside Now
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Frank Zappa - Packard Goose
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Frank Zappa - Penguin In Bondage
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Frank Zappa - Planet Of My Dreams
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Frank Zappa - Plastic People
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Frank Zappa - Po-Jama People
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Frank Zappa - Ruthie-Ruthie
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Frank Zappa - Sex
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Frank Zappa - Sleep Dirt
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Frank Zappa - Soft-sell Conclusion
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Frank Zappa - St. Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast
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Frank Zappa - Stick Together
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Frank Zappa - The Beatles Medley
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Frank Zappa - The Closer You Are
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Frank Zappa - The Downtown Talent Scout
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Frank Zappa - The Finale
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Frank Zappa - The Groupie Routine
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Frank Zappa - The Idiot Bastard Son
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Frank Zappa - The Man From Utopia Meets Mary Lou
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Frank Zappa - The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing
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Frank Zappa - The Mud Shark
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Frank Zappa - The Sheik Yerbouti Tango
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Frank Zappa - This Ain't CNN
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Frank Zappa - Tryin' To Grow A Chin
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Frank Zappa - Village Of The Sun
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Frank Zappa - We Are Not Alone
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Frank Zappa - Welcome To The United States
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Frank Zappa - When The Lie's So Big
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Frank Zappa - Who Are The Brain Police?
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Frank Zappa - Wild Love
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Frank Zappa - Wonderful Tattoo!
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Frank Zappa - Would You Like A Snack?
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Frank Zappa - Wowie Zowie
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Frank Zappa - Yo' Mama
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Frank Zappa - You Are What You Is (in album Thing-fish)
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Frank Zappa - 200 Motels Fineale
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Frank Zappa - 200 Years Old
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Frank Zappa - 5050
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Frank Zappa - 9/8 Objects
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Frank Zappa - A Few Moments With Brother A. West
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Frank Zappa - A Game Of Cards
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Frank Zappa - A Nun Suit Painted On Some Old Boxes
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Frank Zappa - A Typical Sound Check
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Frank Zappa - Absolutely Free
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Frank Zappa - Advance Romance
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Frank Zappa - Advance Romance (in album You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore vol 3 )
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Frank Zappa - Agency Man
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Frank Zappa - Ain't Got No Heart
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Frank Zappa - Alley Cat
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Frank Zappa - America Drinks
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Frank Zappa - Amnesia Vivace
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Frank Zappa - Andy
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Frank Zappa - Any Downers?
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Frank Zappa - Any Kind Of Pain
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Frank Zappa - Anything
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Frank Zappa - Approximate
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Frank Zappa - Are You Upset?
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Frank Zappa - Artificial Rhonda
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Frank Zappa - At The Gas Station
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Frank Zappa - Babbette
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Frank Zappa - Baby Please Don't Go (feat. John Lennon)
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Frank Zappa - Baby, Take Your Teeth Out
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Frank Zappa - Bacon Fat
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Frank Zappa - Baked-Bean Boogie
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Frank Zappa - Be In My Video
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Frank Zappa - Be-Bop Tango (Of The Old Jazzmen's Church)
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Frank Zappa - Beauty Knows No Pain
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Frank Zappa - Big Swifty
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Frank Zappa - Billy The Mountain
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Frank Zappa - Bow Tie Daddy
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Frank Zappa - Briefcase Boogie
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Frank Zappa - Brown Moses
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Frank Zappa - Brown Shoes Don't Make It
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Frank Zappa - Brown Shoes Don't Make It (in album Tinseltown Rebellion)
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Frank Zappa - Bwana Dik
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Frank Zappa - Call Any Vegetable
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Frank Zappa - Call Any Vegetable (in album Just Another Band From L.A.)
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Frank Zappa - Carol, You Fool
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Frank Zappa - Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy
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Frank Zappa - Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 4)
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Frank Zappa - Centerville
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Frank Zappa - Chana In De Bushwop
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Frank Zappa - Charles Ives
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Frank Zappa - Charlie's Enormous Mouth
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Frank Zappa - Charva
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Frank Zappa - Cheepnis
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Frank Zappa - Church Chat
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Frank Zappa - City Of Tiny Lites (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 5)
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Frank Zappa - Cletus Awreetus-Awrightus
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Frank Zappa - Clowns On Velvet
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Frank Zappa - Cocaine Decisions
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Frank Zappa - Cocaine Decisions (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 3)
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Frank Zappa - Cock-Suckers' Ball
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Frank Zappa - Cops & Buns
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Frank Zappa - Crew Slut
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Frank Zappa - Cruising For Burgers
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Frank Zappa - Daddy, Daddy, Daddy
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Frank Zappa - Dance Contest
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Frank Zappa - Dancin' Fool
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Frank Zappa - Debra Kadabra
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Frank Zappa - Dental Hygeine Dilemma
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Frank Zappa - Dental Hygiene Dilemma
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Frank Zappa - Deseri
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Frank Zappa - Dew On The Newts We Got
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Frank Zappa - Dickie's Such An Asshole
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Frank Zappa - Didja Get Any Onya?
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Frank Zappa - Directly From My Heart To You
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Frank Zappa - Dirty Love
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Frank Zappa - Diseases Of The Band
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Frank Zappa - Do You Like My New Car?
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Frank Zappa - Does This Kind of Life Does This Kind of Life?
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Frank Zappa - Does This Kind Of Life Look Interesting To You?
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Frank Zappa - Dog Breath
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Frank Zappa - Dog Breath, In The Year Of The Plague
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Frank Zappa - Don't You Ever Wash That Thing?
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Frank Zappa - Dong Work For Yuda
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Frank Zappa - Doreen
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Frank Zappa - Doreen (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 5)
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Frank Zappa - Drafted Again
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Frank Zappa - Drop Dead
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Frank Zappa - Drowning Witch
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Frank Zappa - Drowning Witch (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 3)
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Frank Zappa - Drums Are Too Noisy
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Frank Zappa - Duke Of Prunes
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Frank Zappa - Dumb All Over
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Frank Zappa - Dummy Up
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Frank Zappa - Easy Meat
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Frank Zappa - Electric Aunt Jemima
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Frank Zappa - Elvis Has Just Left The Building
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Frank Zappa - Envelops The Bath Tub
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Frank Zappa - Epilogue
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Frank Zappa - Evelyn, A Modified Dog
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Frank Zappa - Excentrifugal Forz
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Frank Zappa - Father O'Blivion
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Frank Zappa - Flambay
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Frank Zappa - Flower Punk
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Frank Zappa - For Calvin (And His Next Two Hitch-Hikers)
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Frank Zappa - Fountain Of Love
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Frank Zappa - Frank Zappa
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Frank Zappa - Frogs With Dirty Little Lips
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Frank Zappa - Fuck Yourself
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Frank Zappa - Galoot Up-Date
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Frank Zappa - Geneva Farewell
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Frank Zappa - German Lunch
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Frank Zappa - Get A Little
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Frank Zappa - Go Cry On Somebody Else's Shoulder
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Frank Zappa - God Bless America
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Frank Zappa - Half A Dozen Provocative Squats
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Frank Zappa - Happy Together
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Frank Zappa - Harder Than Your Husband
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Frank Zappa - Harry & Rhonda
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Frank Zappa - Harry-As-A-Boy
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Frank Zappa - Harry, You're A Beast
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Frank Zappa - Heavenly Bank Account
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Frank Zappa - Help, I'm a Rock
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Frank Zappa - Here Lies Love
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Frank Zappa - Holding The Group Back
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Frank Zappa - Holiday In Berlin
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Frank Zappa - Honey, Don't You Want A Man Like Me?
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Frank Zappa - Hordern Intro (Incan Art Vamp)
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Frank Zappa - Hot Plate Heaven At The Green Hotel
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Frank Zappa - Hot Poop
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Frank Zappa - How Could I Be Such A Fool
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Frank Zappa - How Could I Be Such A Fool?
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Frank Zappa - Hungry Freaks, Daddy
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Frank Zappa - I Ain't Got No Heart
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Frank Zappa - I Ain't Got No Heart (in album Tinseltown Rebellion)
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Frank Zappa - I Come From Nowhere
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Frank Zappa - I Don't Wanna Get Drafted
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Frank Zappa - I Promise Not To Come In Your Mouth
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Frank Zappa - I'm A Band Leader
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Frank Zappa - I'm Not Satisfied
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Frank Zappa - I'm Stealing The Towels
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Frank Zappa - Ian Underwood Whips It Out
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Frank Zappa - If Only She Woulda
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Frank Zappa - If We'd All Been Living In California...
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Frank Zappa - In France
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Frank Zappa - Intro (The Yellow Shark Album)
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Frank Zappa - Invocation And Ritual Dance Of The Young Pumpkin
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Frank Zappa - It Can't Happen Here
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Frank Zappa - It Just Might Be A One-Shot Deal
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Frank Zappa - JCB & Kansas On The Bus #1
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Frank Zappa - JCB & Kansas On The Bus #2
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Frank Zappa - Jelly Roll Gum Drop
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Frank Zappa - Jezebel Boy
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Frank Zappa - Johnny Darling
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Frank Zappa - Jones Crusher
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Frank Zappa - Jumbo Go Away
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Frank Zappa - Just One More Time
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Frank Zappa - Kaiser Rolls
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Frank Zappa - Kangaroos
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Frank Zappa - Keep It Greasey
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Frank Zappa - Keep It Greasy
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Frank Zappa - Kenny's Booger Story
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Frank Zappa - King Kong
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Frank Zappa - Later That Night
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Frank Zappa - Latex Solar Beef
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Frank Zappa - Lemme Take You To The Beach
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Frank Zappa - Let's Move To Cleveland
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Frank Zappa - Library Card
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Frank Zappa - Like It Or Not
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Frank Zappa - Little Girl Of Mine
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Frank Zappa - Little Green Scratchy Sweaters & Courturoy Ponce
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Frank Zappa - Little House I Used To Live In
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Frank Zappa - Little House I Used To Live In (in album Fillmore East )
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Frank Zappa - Little Umbrellas
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Frank Zappa - Lonely Little Girl
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Frank Zappa - Lonesome Cowboy Burt
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Frank Zappa - Lonesome Electric Turkey
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Frank Zappa - Lost In A Whirlpool
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Frank Zappa - Louie Louie
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Frank Zappa - Love Story
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Frank Zappa - Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up
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Frank Zappa - Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 3)
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Frank Zappa - Lumpy Gravy I
The Adventures Of Greggery Peccary
Frank Zappa
Oh, here comes greggery,
Little grecgery peccary
The nocturnal gregarious
Wild swine
A peccary
Is a little pig
With a white collar
That usually hangs around
Between texas and paraguay
Sometimes ranging as far
West as catalina
Catalina, catalina, catalina!
This particular peccary
Is part of that bold (bold),
New (new) breed (breeding)
That extinguishes itself
By markings which resemble a
Wide tie
Directly below the
White collar
If it's white enough
Everyone will know
That the tie i'm wearing
Is a symbol
Of how nimble mv mind will know
Ooh-ooh!
(swine suave!)
Look out!
Here he comes again!
Oh here comes greggery peccary.
Yes it's cravv, cravy, veah...
Every morning, greggery drives
His little red volkswagen to the ugly
Part of town where they keep the government buildings.
Voodn, voodn!
Boy it's so hard to find a place to park around here!
Greggery peccary takes the elevator
Up to the eighty-third floor of a grim,
Gray, evil-looking building
With a sign on the front reading:
'big swifty associates. trend-mongers'.
And what, might you ask, is a trend monger?
Well, a trend monger is a person
Who dreams up a trend
(like 'the twist' --- or 'flower power'),
And spreads it throughout the land,
Using all the frightening little skills
That science has made available!
And so it was, one fateful morning,
Greggery peccary made his way through the steno pool . . .
Hi mildred!
Hello gladys!
Wanda!
Yes, from the moment they laid
Eyes on him,
All the girls in the big swifty
Steno pool
Knew . . .
Here was a
Nocturnal,
Gregarious
Wild swine
On his way up!
A peccary of destiny,
Adventure
And
Romance!
Is there any mail for me?
Swifty's!
This is big swifty's!
At big swifty's we all know-ow-ow
You'll go
For any gimmick or gizmo!
Wouldn't you rather be involved
In a series of colorful
Time-wastinc trends?
Air hockey . . . biff . . . dush-h-h!
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la, youp youp youp youp
Is your wife snoring by the sink?
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la, youp youp youp youp
Ain't your life boring, don'tcha think?
Youp youp youp youp youp youp youp
Life is so much better
When there's some little something
To do!
Does it matter that this waste of time
Is what makes a life for you? hmmmmm?
I must plummet boldly
Forward
To my ultra-avant
Laminated,
Simulated
Replica-mahogany desk,
With the strategically-placed,
Imported, very hip water pipe,
And the latest edition of the
Whole earth catalog,
And rack my agile mind
For a spectacular
New trend,
Thereby rejuvenating our limping
Economy,
And providing
For bored & miserable people
Everywhere
Some great new
'thing'
To identify with.!
We have got the little answers
To the things
That might` be bothering you!
We have got your little toys!
(we're busy makin' 'em!)
Busy makin' 'em,
We're busy makin' 'em,
Busy makin' 'em
Just for you!
Yoo-hoo-hoo!
Very efficient. miss snodgrass!
And with that.
Gregcery turned
And strode nonchalantly
Into his dinky little office
With the desk and the catalog
And the very hip water pipe.
And proceeded,
With a vigor and determination
Known only to piglets
Of a similarly diminutive
Proportion,
To single-handedly invent
The calendar!
With his eye rolled heaven-ward.
And his little shiny pig-hoofs on the
Desk, greggery ponders the
Question of eternity (and fractional
Divisions thereof), as mysterious
Angelic voices sing to him from a
Great distance, providing the
Necessary clues for the construction of
This thrilling new trend!
Sunday
Sunday?
Wow!
Sunday,
'monday
Sunday,
Saturday. . .tuesday through
- monday'!
Saturday. . .
And thus the calendar,
In all of its colorful disguises
Was presented to
The bored & miserable people
Everywhere!
Gregcery issued a memo on it.
Whereupon the entire contents
Of the steno pool
Identified with it strenuously,
And worshipped it as a way of life,
And took their little pills by it.
And went back 'n forth from
Work by it.
And paid their rent by it,
And before long they were even
Having
Birthday parties in the office
By it,
Because now. at last,
Crecgery peccary's exciting new
Invention
Had made it possible
For everyone
To find out
How old they were!
What hath god wrought?
Unfortunately,
There were some people
Who simply did not wish to
Know,
And that's why,
On his way home from the office
One night,
Greggery was attacked
By a rage of hunchmen!
Making his way through the
Evening traffic, greggery notices
That the other vehicles which
Crowd and bump his little red car
Are all inhabited by slowly-aging
'very hip young people',
They appear to be casting
Sinister glances toward him
Through their glinting acid burn-
Out eyeballs, trying to run him
Off the road, or make him bump into
Something, giving strong evidence
Of hostile aggression!
To elude them, greggery takes the
Short forest exit off the express-
Way. they zoom after him in all
Manner of cars. trucks,
Garishly-painted buses, and
Motorcycles.
Greggery takes a bumpy trail
Off the main short forest road,
Which leads him up the side
Of a famous (and convenientlv
Placed) mountain, and into a strange
Cave on the edge of a cliff, not far
From a little twisted tree. . .with
Eyes on it.
Meanwhile, the enraged hunchmen
(and hunch-'women) rumble
Through the short forest until
(realizing the little swine has
Escaped, they decide to park their
Steaming vehicles in a circular
Pseudo-wagon train formation. . .
And have a love-in!
Under the influence of a fantastic
Amount of trendy chemical amusement
Aid, they proceed to perform lewd
Acts, rip each other off for small
Personal possessions, and dance
With depraved abandon in the vicinity
Of a six-foot pile of transistor radios
Each one tuned to a different station).
What?
The hunchmen finally expire
From exhaustion,
And greggery,
Who has viewed the proceedings
From a safe distance,
Breathes a sigh of relief. . .
Phew!
Only to be terrified once again
By a roar of immense laughter. . .
Ho! ho! ho!
Which seems to be rumbling up
From the very depths of the cave
In which he has hidden his car!
(good lord! what was that!?)
Grecgery doesn't realize
He has concealed himself
Inside the very mouth of
Billy the mountain!
Ho! ho! ho!
And, as you all know,
Whenever billy laughs,
Rocks and boulders hack up,
And the air for miles around
Is filled with tons of dust,
Forming a series of huge
Brown clouds!
Who is making those new brown clouds?
Who is making those clouds these days?
Ho is making those new brown clouds?
Better ask a philostopher 'n see what he says!
Greggery stops at a gas station
And makes a mysterious phone
Is this the old loft
With the paint peelin' off it
By the chinese police
Here the dogs roll by?
Is this here they keep
The philostophers now,
With the rugs & the dust,
Where the books go to die?
How many yez got?
Say yez got quite a few,
Just sittin' around there
With nothin' to do?
Well i just called yez up
'cause i wanted to see
A pilostoper be of assistance
To me!
Gregcery receives information
That
'the greatest livin philostopher
Knon to mankind'
Is currently in possession of the
Very information
In question,
And, furthermore, this information
Could be his,
If only greggery would attend a
'special therapeutic group
Assembly'
(classes now forming),
And available at a special
Low introductory fee. . .
And now, here he is,
'the greatest living philosto-
Pher known to mankind',
Quentin robert denameland!
Take it away!
"folks,
As vou can see for yourself.
The way this clock over here
Is behaving,
Time is of affliction!
Now this might be cause for alarm
Among a portion of you, as,
From a certain experience,
I tend to proclaim:
'the eons are closing'!"
Make your checks payable to
-25.8-
'quentin robert denameland,
Greatest livin philostopher
Known to mankind'!
Who is making those new brown clouds?
Who is making those clouds these days?
Who is making those new brown clouds?
If you ask a pilostopher, he'll see
That you pays!