1. 1

    Frank Zappa - Uncle Remus

  2. 2

    Frank Zappa - Bobby Brown Goes Down

  3. 3

    Frank Zappa - Bobby Brown

  4. 4

    Frank Zappa - Catholic Girls

  5. 5

    Frank Zappa - Cosmik Debris

  6. 6

    Frank Zappa - Muffin Man

  7. 7

    Frank Zappa - Don't Eat The Yellow Snow

  8. 8

    Frank Zappa - Watermelon In Easter Hay

  9. 9

    Frank Zappa - Camarillo Brillo

  10. 10

    Frank Zappa - Dirty Love

  11. 11

    Frank Zappa - Peaches En Regalia

  12. 12

    Frank Zappa - I'm The Slime

  13. 13

    Frank Zappa - Joe's Garage

  14. 14

    Frank Zappa - Sofa #2

  15. 15

    Frank Zappa - Stink-Foot

  16. 16

    Frank Zappa - The Torture Never Stops

  17. 17

    Frank Zappa - Apostrophe(')

  18. 18

    Frank Zappa - Montana

  19. 19

    Frank Zappa - Po-Jama People

  20. 20

    Frank Zappa - Valley Girl

  21. 21

    Frank Zappa - Broken Hearts Are For Assholes

  22. 22

    Frank Zappa - Crew Slut

  23. 23

    Frank Zappa - Fembot In A Wet T-shirt

  24. 24

    Frank Zappa - Flakes

  25. 25

    Frank Zappa - Inca Roads

  26. 26

    Frank Zappa - Willie The Pimp

  27. 27

    Frank Zappa - You Are What You Is

  28. 28

    Frank Zappa - Disco Boy

  29. 29

    Frank Zappa - Father O'Blivion

  30. 30

    Frank Zappa - He's So Gay

  31. 31

    Frank Zappa - Hungry Freaks, Daddy

  32. 32

    Frank Zappa - I'm A Beautiful Guy

  33. 33

    Frank Zappa - I'm So Cute

  34. 34

    Frank Zappa - Little Umbrellas

  35. 35

    Frank Zappa - Magic Fingers

  36. 36

    Frank Zappa - St. Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast

  37. 37

    Frank Zappa - The Duke of Prunes

  38. 38

    Frank Zappa - Titties & Beer

  39. 39

    Frank Zappa - Yo' Mama

  40. 40

    Frank Zappa - Zoot Allures

  41. 41

    Frank Zappa - A Little Green Rosetta

  42. 42

    Frank Zappa - A Token Of My Extreme

  43. 43

    Frank Zappa - Baby Please Don't Go (feat. John Lennon)

  44. 44

    Frank Zappa - Can't Afford No Shoes

  45. 45

    Frank Zappa - City Of Tiny Lites

  46. 46

    Frank Zappa - Cocaine Decisions

  47. 47

    Frank Zappa - Dinah Moe Humm

  48. 48

    Frank Zappa - Dumb All Over

  49. 49

    Frank Zappa - Evelyn, A Modified Dog

  50. 50

    Frank Zappa - Excentrifugal Forz

  51. 51

    Frank Zappa - Fifty-Fifty

  52. 52

    Frank Zappa - Fine Girl

  53. 53

    Frank Zappa - Florentine Pogen

  54. 54

    Frank Zappa - Goblin Girl

  55. 55

    Frank Zappa - I Have Been In You

  56. 56

    Frank Zappa - Jewish Princess

  57. 57

    Frank Zappa - Lumpy Gravy I

  58. 58

    Frank Zappa - My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama

  59. 59

    Frank Zappa - Nanook Rubs It

  60. 60

    Frank Zappa - On The Bus

  61. 61

    Frank Zappa - Outside Now

  62. 62

    Frank Zappa - Road Ladies

  63. 63

    Frank Zappa - Ruthie-Ruthie

  64. 64

    Frank Zappa - San Ber'dino

  65. 65

    Frank Zappa - Sy Borg

  66. 66

    Frank Zappa - The Central Scrutinizer

  67. 67

    Frank Zappa - Tinseltown Rebellion

  68. 68

    Frank Zappa - What's The Ugliest part Of Your Body?

  69. 69

    Frank Zappa - Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?

  70. 70

    Frank Zappa - Zomby Woof

  71. 71

    Frank Zappa - Andy

  72. 72

    Frank Zappa - Baby, Take Your Teeth Out

  73. 73

    Frank Zappa - Billy The Mountain

  74. 74

    Frank Zappa - Black Napkins

  75. 75

    Frank Zappa - Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy

  76. 76

    Frank Zappa - Chunga's Revenge

  77. 77

    Frank Zappa - Cucamonga

  78. 78

    Frank Zappa - Dancin' Fool

  79. 79

    Frank Zappa - Directly From My Heart To You

  80. 80

    Frank Zappa - Easy Meat

  81. 81

    Frank Zappa - Find Her Finer

  82. 82

    Frank Zappa - Go Cry On Somebody Else's Shoulder

  83. 83

    Frank Zappa - He Used To Cut The Grass

  84. 84

    Frank Zappa - I'm Not Satisfied

  85. 85

    Frank Zappa - I'm So Happy I Could Cry

  86. 86

    Frank Zappa - It Just Might Be A One-Shot Deal

  87. 87

    Frank Zappa - Just One More Time

  88. 88

    Frank Zappa - Keep It Greasey

  89. 89

    Frank Zappa - Keep It Greasy

  90. 90

    Frank Zappa - Love Of My Life

  91. 91

    Frank Zappa - Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up

  92. 92

    Frank Zappa - Magdalena

  93. 93

    Frank Zappa - My Head?

  94. 94

    Frank Zappa - No Not Now

  95. 95

    Frank Zappa - No Not Now (in album Thing-fish)

  96. 96

    Frank Zappa - Packard Goose

  97. 97

    Frank Zappa - Pygmy Twylyte

  98. 98

    Frank Zappa - Rudy Wants To Buy Yez A Drink

  99. 99

    Frank Zappa - Sex

  100. 100

    Frank Zappa - Sexual Harassment In The Workplace

  101. 101

    Frank Zappa - Sharleena

  102. 102

    Frank Zappa - Son Of Suzy Creamcheese

  103. 103

    Frank Zappa - Stick It Out

  104. 104

    Frank Zappa - Take Your Clothes Off When You Dance

  105. 105

    Frank Zappa - That Evil Prince

  106. 106

    Frank Zappa - The Adventures Of Greggery Peccary

  107. 107

    Frank Zappa - The Closer You Are

  108. 108

    Frank Zappa - The Man From Utopia Meets Mary Lou

  109. 109

    Frank Zappa - Trouble Every Day

  110. 110

    Frank Zappa - Tryin' To Grow A Chin

  111. 111

    Frank Zappa - Welcome To The United States

  112. 112

    Frank Zappa - Wind Up Working In A Gas Station

  113. 113

    Frank Zappa - Wowie Zowie

  114. 114

    Frank Zappa - Wplj

  115. 115

    Frank Zappa - You Didn't Try To Call Me

  116. 116

    Frank Zappa - Your Mouth

  117. 117

    Frank Zappa - 200 Motels Fineale

  118. 118

    Frank Zappa - 200 Years Old

  119. 119

    Frank Zappa - 5050

  120. 120

    Frank Zappa - 9/8 Objects

  121. 121

    Frank Zappa - A Few Moments With Brother A. West

  122. 122

    Frank Zappa - A Game Of Cards

  123. 123

    Frank Zappa - A Nun Suit Painted On Some Old Boxes

  124. 124

    Frank Zappa - A Typical Sound Check

  125. 125

    Frank Zappa - Absolutely Free

  126. 126

    Frank Zappa - Advance Romance

  127. 127

    Frank Zappa - Advance Romance (in album You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore vol 3 )

  128. 128

    Frank Zappa - Agency Man

  129. 129

    Frank Zappa - Ain't Got No Heart

  130. 130

    Frank Zappa - Alley Cat

  131. 131

    Frank Zappa - America Drinks

  132. 132

    Frank Zappa - America Drinks & Goes Home

  133. 133

    Frank Zappa - Amnesia Vivace

  134. 134

    Frank Zappa - Any Downers?

  135. 135

    Frank Zappa - Any Kind Of Pain

  136. 136

    Frank Zappa - Any Way The Wind Blows

  137. 137

    Frank Zappa - Anything

  138. 138

    Frank Zappa - Approximate

  139. 139

    Frank Zappa - Are You Hung Up?

  140. 140

    Frank Zappa - Are You Upset?

  141. 141

    Frank Zappa - Artificial Rhonda

  142. 142

    Frank Zappa - At The Gas Station

  143. 143

    Frank Zappa - Babbette

  144. 144

    Frank Zappa - Baby Snakes

  145. 145

    Frank Zappa - Bacon Fat

  146. 146

    Frank Zappa - Baked-Bean Boogie

  147. 147

    Frank Zappa - Bamboozled By Love

  148. 148

    Frank Zappa - Be In My Video

  149. 149

    Frank Zappa - Be-Bop Tango (Of The Old Jazzmen's Church)

  150. 150

    Frank Zappa - Beauty Knows No Pain

  151. 151

    Frank Zappa - Big Leg Emma

  152. 152

    Frank Zappa - Big Swifty

  153. 153

    Frank Zappa - Bow Tie Daddy

  154. 154

    Frank Zappa - Briefcase Boogie

  155. 155

    Frank Zappa - Brown Moses

  156. 156

    Frank Zappa - Brown Shoes Don't Make It

  157. 157

    Frank Zappa - Brown Shoes Don't Make It (in album Tinseltown Rebellion)

  158. 158

    Frank Zappa - Bwana Dik

  159. 159

    Frank Zappa - Call Any Vegetable

  160. 160

    Frank Zappa - Call Any Vegetable (in album Just Another Band From L.A.)

  161. 161

    Frank Zappa - Carol, You Fool

  162. 162

    Frank Zappa - Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 4)

  163. 163

    Frank Zappa - Centerville

  164. 164

    Frank Zappa - Chana In De Bushwop

  165. 165

    Frank Zappa - Charles Ives

  166. 166

    Frank Zappa - Charlie's Enormous Mouth

  167. 167

    Frank Zappa - Charva

  168. 168

    Frank Zappa - Cheap Thrills

  169. 169

    Frank Zappa - Cheepnis

  170. 170

    Frank Zappa - Chocolate Halvah

  171. 171

    Frank Zappa - Church Chat

  172. 172

    Frank Zappa - City Of Tiny Lites (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 5)

  173. 173

    Frank Zappa - Cletus Awreetus-Awrightus

  174. 174

    Frank Zappa - Clowns On Velvet

  175. 175

    Frank Zappa - Cocaine Decisions (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 3)

  176. 176

    Frank Zappa - Cock-Suckers' Ball

  177. 177

    Frank Zappa - Concentration Moon

  178. 178

    Frank Zappa - Conehead

  179. 179

    Frank Zappa - Cops & Buns

  180. 180

    Frank Zappa - Cruising For Burgers

  181. 181

    Frank Zappa - Daddy, Daddy, Daddy

  182. 182

    Frank Zappa - Dance Contest

  183. 183

    Frank Zappa - Debra Kadabra

  184. 184

    Frank Zappa - Dental Hygeine Dilemma

  185. 185

    Frank Zappa - Dental Hygiene Dilemma

  186. 186

    Frank Zappa - Deseri

  187. 187

    Frank Zappa - Dew On The Newts We Got

  188. 188

    Frank Zappa - Dickie's Such An Asshole

  189. 189

    Frank Zappa - Didja Get Any Onya?

  190. 190

    Frank Zappa - Diseases Of The Band

  191. 191

    Frank Zappa - Do You Like My New Car?

  192. 192

    Frank Zappa - Does This Kind of Life Does This Kind of Life?

  193. 193

    Frank Zappa - Does This Kind Of Life Look Interesting To You?

  194. 194

    Frank Zappa - Dog Breath

  195. 195

    Frank Zappa - Dog Breath, In The Year Of The Plague

  196. 196

    Frank Zappa - Don't You Ever Wash That Thing?

  197. 197

    Frank Zappa - Dong Work For Yuda

  198. 198

    Frank Zappa - Doreen

  199. 199

    Frank Zappa - Doreen (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 5)

  200. 200

    Frank Zappa - Drafted Again

  201. 201

    Frank Zappa - Drop Dead

  202. 202

    Frank Zappa - Drowning Witch

  203. 203

    Frank Zappa - Drowning Witch (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 3)

  204. 204

    Frank Zappa - Drums Are Too Noisy

  205. 205

    Frank Zappa - Duke Of Prunes

  206. 206

    Frank Zappa - Dummy Up

  207. 207

    Frank Zappa - Echidna's Arf (Of You)

  208. 208

    Frank Zappa - Eddie, Are You Kidding?

  209. 209

    Frank Zappa - Electric Aunt Jemima

  210. 210

    Frank Zappa - Elvis Has Just Left The Building

  211. 211

    Frank Zappa - Envelops The Bath Tub

  212. 212

    Frank Zappa - Epilogue

  213. 213

    Frank Zappa - Flambay

  214. 214

    Frank Zappa - Flower Punk

  215. 215

    Frank Zappa - For Calvin (And His Next Two Hitch-Hikers)

  216. 216

    Frank Zappa - For The Young Sophisticate

  217. 217

    Frank Zappa - Fountain Of Love

  218. 218

    Frank Zappa - Frank Zappa

  219. 219

    Frank Zappa - Frogs With Dirty Little Lips

  220. 220

    Frank Zappa - Fuck Yourself

  221. 221

    Frank Zappa - Galoot Up-Date

  222. 222

    Frank Zappa - Geneva Farewell

  223. 223

    Frank Zappa - German Lunch

  224. 224

    Frank Zappa - Get A Little

  225. 225

    Frank Zappa - God Bless America

  226. 226

    Frank Zappa - Half A Dozen Provocative Squats

  227. 227

    Frank Zappa - Happy Together

  228. 228

    Frank Zappa - Harder Than Your Husband

  229. 229

    Frank Zappa - Harry & Rhonda

  230. 230

    Frank Zappa - Harry-As-A-Boy

  231. 231

    Frank Zappa - Harry, You're A Beast

  232. 232

    Frank Zappa - Heavenly Bank Account

  233. 233

    Frank Zappa - Help, I'm a Rock

  234. 234

    Frank Zappa - Here Lies Love

  235. 235

    Frank Zappa - Holding The Group Back

  236. 236

    Frank Zappa - Holiday In Berlin

  237. 237

    Frank Zappa - Honey, Don't You Want A Man Like Me?

  238. 238

    Frank Zappa - Hordern Intro (Incan Art Vamp)

  239. 239

    Frank Zappa - Hot Plate Heaven At The Green Hotel

  240. 240

    Frank Zappa - Hot Poop

  241. 241

    Frank Zappa - How Could I Be Such A Fool

  242. 242

    Frank Zappa - How Could I Be Such A Fool?

  243. 243

    Frank Zappa - I Ain't Got No Heart

  244. 244

    Frank Zappa - I Ain't Got No Heart (in album Tinseltown Rebellion)

  245. 245

    Frank Zappa - I Come From Nowhere

  246. 246

    Frank Zappa - I Don't Even Care

  247. 247

    Frank Zappa - I Don't Wanna Get Drafted

  248. 248

    Frank Zappa - I Promise Not To Come In Your Mouth

  249. 249

    Frank Zappa - I'm A Band Leader

  250. 250

    Frank Zappa - I'm Stealing The Towels

  251. 251

    Frank Zappa - Ian Underwood Whips It Out

  252. 252

    Frank Zappa - If Only She Woulda

  253. 253

    Frank Zappa - If We'd All Been Living In California...

  254. 254

    Frank Zappa - In France

  255. 255

    Frank Zappa - Intro (The Yellow Shark Album)

  256. 256

    Frank Zappa - Invocation And Ritual Dance Of The Young Pumpkin

  257. 257

    Frank Zappa - It Can't Happen Here

  258. 258

    Frank Zappa - Janet's Big Dance Number

  259. 259

    Frank Zappa - JCB & Kansas On The Bus #1

  260. 260

    Frank Zappa - JCB & Kansas On The Bus #2

  261. 261

    Frank Zappa - Jelly Roll Gum Drop

  262. 262

    Frank Zappa - Jesus Thinks You're A Jerk

  263. 263

    Frank Zappa - Jezebel Boy

  264. 264

    Frank Zappa - Johnny Darling

  265. 265

    Frank Zappa - Jones Crusher

  266. 266

    Frank Zappa - Jumbo Go Away

  267. 267

    Frank Zappa - Kaiser Rolls

  268. 268

    Frank Zappa - Kangaroos

  269. 269

    Frank Zappa - Kenny's Booger Story

  270. 270

    Frank Zappa - King Kong

  271. 271

    Frank Zappa - Later That Night

  272. 272

    Frank Zappa - Latex Solar Beef

  273. 273

    Frank Zappa - Lemme Take You To The Beach

  274. 274

    Frank Zappa - Let's Make The Water Turn Black

  275. 275

    Frank Zappa - Let's Move To Cleveland

  276. 276

    Frank Zappa - Library Card

  277. 277

    Frank Zappa - Like It Or Not

  278. 278

    Frank Zappa - Little Girl Of Mine

  279. 279

    Frank Zappa - Little Green Scratchy Sweaters & Courturoy Ponce

  280. 280

    Frank Zappa - Little House I Used To Live In

  281. 281

    Frank Zappa - Little House I Used To Live In (in album Fillmore East )

  282. 282

    Frank Zappa - Little Rubber Girl

  283. 283

    Frank Zappa - Lonely Little Girl

  284. 284

    Frank Zappa - Lonesome Cowboy Burt

  285. 285

    Frank Zappa - Lonesome Cowboy Nando

  286. 286

    Frank Zappa - Lonesome Electric Turkey

  287. 287

    Frank Zappa - Lost In A Whirlpool

  288. 288

    Frank Zappa - Louie Louie

  289. 289

    Frank Zappa - Love Story

  290. 290

    Frank Zappa - Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 3)

  291. 291

    Frank Zappa - Man With The Woman Head

  292. 292

    Frank Zappa - Mary Lou

  293. 293

    Frank Zappa - Massagio Galore

  294. 294

    Frank Zappa - Master Ringo

  295. 295

    Frank Zappa - Meow

  296. 296

    Frank Zappa - Moggio

  297. 297

    Frank Zappa - Mom & Dad

  298. 298

    Frank Zappa - Montana (Whipping Floss)

  299. 299

    Frank Zappa - More Trouble Every Day

  300. 300

    Frank Zappa - Mother People

The Adventures Of Greggery Peccary

Frank Zappa

The adventures of greggery peccary!

Oh, here comes greggery,
Little grecgery peccary
The nocturnal gregarious
Wild swine

A peccary
Is a little pig
With a white collar
That usually hangs around
Between texas and paraguay
Sometimes ranging as far
West as catalina

Catalina, catalina, catalina!

This particular peccary
Is part of that bold (bold),
New (new) breed (breeding)
That extinguishes itself
By markings which resemble a
Wide tie
Directly below the
White collar

If it's white enough
Everyone will know
That the tie i'm wearing
Is a symbol
Of how nimble mv mind will know
Ooh-ooh!

(swine suave!)

Look out!
Here he comes again!

Oh here comes greggery peccary.
Yes it's cravv, cravy, veah...

Every morning, greggery drives
His little red volkswagen to the ugly
Part of town where they keep the government buildings.

Voodn, voodn!
Boy it's so hard to find a place to park around here!
Greggery peccary takes the elevator
Up to the eighty-third floor of a grim,
Gray, evil-looking building
With a sign on the front reading:
'big swifty associates. trend-mongers'.

And what, might you ask, is a trend monger?
Well, a trend monger is a person
Who dreams up a trend
(like 'the twist' --- or 'flower power'),
And spreads it throughout the land,
Using all the frightening little skills
That science has made available!

And so it was, one fateful morning,
Greggery peccary made his way through the steno pool . . .

Hi mildred!
Hello gladys!
Wanda!

Yes, from the moment they laid
Eyes on him,
All the girls in the big swifty
Steno pool
Knew . . .
Here was a
Nocturnal,
Gregarious
Wild swine
On his way up!
A peccary of destiny,
Adventure
And
Romance!

Is there any mail for me?

Swifty's!
This is big swifty's!
At big swifty's we all know-ow-ow
You'll go
For any gimmick or gizmo!

Wouldn't you rather be involved
In a series of colorful
Time-wastinc trends?

Air hockey . . . biff . . . dush-h-h!

La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la, youp youp youp youp

Is your wife snoring by the sink?

La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la, youp youp youp youp

Ain't your life boring, don'tcha think?

Youp youp youp youp youp youp youp
Life is so much better
When there's some little something
To do!

Does it matter that this waste of time
Is what makes a life for you? hmmmmm?

I must plummet boldly
Forward
To my ultra-avant
Laminated,
Simulated
Replica-mahogany desk,
With the strategically-placed,
Imported, very hip water pipe,
And the latest edition of the
Whole earth catalog,
And rack my agile mind
For a spectacular
New trend,
Thereby rejuvenating our limping
Economy,
And providing
For bored & miserable people
Everywhere
Some great new
'thing'
To identify with.!

We have got the little answers
To the things
That might` be bothering you!

We have got your little toys!
(we're busy makin' 'em!)

Busy makin' 'em,
We're busy makin' 'em,
Busy makin' 'em
Just for you!

Yoo-hoo-hoo!
Very efficient. miss snodgrass!

And with that.
Gregcery turned
And strode nonchalantly
Into his dinky little office
With the desk and the catalog
And the very hip water pipe.
And proceeded,
With a vigor and determination
Known only to piglets
Of a similarly diminutive
Proportion,
To single-handedly invent
The calendar!
With his eye rolled heaven-ward.
And his little shiny pig-hoofs on the
Desk, greggery ponders the
Question of eternity (and fractional
Divisions thereof), as mysterious
Angelic voices sing to him from a
Great distance, providing the
Necessary clues for the construction of
This thrilling new trend!

Sunday

Sunday?
Wow!
Sunday,
'monday

Sunday,

Saturday. . .tuesday through
- monday'!

Saturday. . .

And thus the calendar,
In all of its colorful disguises
Was presented to
The bored & miserable people
Everywhere!

Gregcery issued a memo on it.
Whereupon the entire contents
Of the steno pool
Identified with it strenuously,
And worshipped it as a way of life,
And took their little pills by it.
And went back 'n forth from
Work by it.
And paid their rent by it,
And before long they were even
Having
Birthday parties in the office
By it,
Because now. at last,
Crecgery peccary's exciting new

Invention
Had made it possible
For everyone
To find out
How old they were!

What hath god wrought?

Unfortunately,
There were some people
Who simply did not wish to
Know,
And that's why,
On his way home from the office
One night,
Greggery was attacked
By a rage of hunchmen!
Making his way through the
Evening traffic, greggery notices
That the other vehicles which
Crowd and bump his little red car
Are all inhabited by slowly-aging
'very hip young people',
They appear to be casting
Sinister glances toward him
Through their glinting acid burn-
Out eyeballs, trying to run him
Off the road, or make him bump into
Something, giving strong evidence
Of hostile aggression!

To elude them, greggery takes the
Short forest exit off the express-
Way. they zoom after him in all
Manner of cars. trucks,
Garishly-painted buses, and
Motorcycles.

Greggery takes a bumpy trail
Off the main short forest road,
Which leads him up the side
Of a famous (and convenientlv
Placed) mountain, and into a strange
Cave on the edge of a cliff, not far
From a little twisted tree. . .with
Eyes on it.

Meanwhile, the enraged hunchmen
(and hunch-'women) rumble
Through the short forest until
(realizing the little swine has
Escaped, they decide to park their
Steaming vehicles in a circular
Pseudo-wagon train formation. . .

And have a love-in!

Under the influence of a fantastic
Amount of trendy chemical amusement
Aid, they proceed to perform lewd
Acts, rip each other off for small
Personal possessions, and dance
With depraved abandon in the vicinity
Of a six-foot pile of transistor radios
Each one tuned to a different station).

What?

The hunchmen finally expire
From exhaustion,
And greggery,
Who has viewed the proceedings
From a safe distance,
Breathes a sigh of relief. . .

Phew!
Only to be terrified once again
By a roar of immense laughter. . .

Ho! ho! ho!

Which seems to be rumbling up
From the very depths of the cave
In which he has hidden his car!

(good lord! what was that!?)

Grecgery doesn't realize
He has concealed himself
Inside the very mouth of
Billy the mountain!

Ho! ho! ho!

And, as you all know,
Whenever billy laughs,
Rocks and boulders hack up,
And the air for miles around
Is filled with tons of dust,
Forming a series of huge
Brown clouds!

Who is making those new brown clouds?
Who is making those clouds these days?
Ho is making those new brown clouds?
Better ask a philostopher 'n see what he says!

Greggery stops at a gas station
And makes a mysterious phone

Is this the old loft
With the paint peelin' off it
By the chinese police
Here the dogs roll by?

Is this here they keep
The philostophers now,
With the rugs & the dust,
Where the books go to die?

How many yez got?
Say yez got quite a few,
Just sittin' around there
With nothin' to do?

Well i just called yez up
'cause i wanted to see
A pilostoper be of assistance
To me!
Gregcery receives information
That
'the greatest livin philostopher
Knon to mankind'
Is currently in possession of the
Very information
In question,
And, furthermore, this information
Could be his,
If only greggery would attend a
'special therapeutic group
Assembly'
(classes now forming),
And available at a special
Low introductory fee. . .
And now, here he is,
'the greatest living philosto-
Pher known to mankind',
Quentin robert denameland!
Take it away!

"folks,
As vou can see for yourself.
The way this clock over here
Is behaving,
Time is of affliction!
Now this might be cause for alarm
Among a portion of you, as,
From a certain experience,
I tend to proclaim:
'the eons are closing'!"

Make your checks payable to

-25.8-

'quentin robert denameland,
Greatest livin philostopher
Known to mankind'!

Who is making those new brown clouds?
Who is making those clouds these days?
Who is making those new brown clouds?
If you ask a pilostopher, he'll see
That you pays!

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