1. 1

    Frank Zappa - Uncle Remus

  2. 2

    Frank Zappa - Bobby Brown Goes Down

  3. 3

    Frank Zappa - Muffin Man

  4. 4

    Frank Zappa - Bobby Brown

  5. 5

    Frank Zappa - Apostrophe(')

  6. 6

    Frank Zappa - Cosmik Debris

  7. 7

    Frank Zappa - Watermelon In Easter Hay

  8. 8

    Frank Zappa - Don't Eat The Yellow Snow

  9. 9

    Frank Zappa - Peaches En Regalia

  10. 10

    Frank Zappa - Montana

  11. 11

    Frank Zappa - Joe's Garage

  12. 12

    Frank Zappa - Willie The Pimp

  13. 13

    Frank Zappa - Broken Hearts Are For Assholes

  14. 14

    Frank Zappa - Nanook Rubs It

  15. 15

    Frank Zappa - Catholic Girls

  16. 16

    Frank Zappa - Cocaine Decisions

  17. 17

    Frank Zappa - Flakes

  18. 18

    Frank Zappa - I'm The Slime

  19. 19

    Frank Zappa - Dirty Love

  20. 20

    Frank Zappa - Stick It Out

  21. 21

    Frank Zappa - The Torture Never Stops

  22. 22

    Frank Zappa - Valarie

  23. 23

    Frank Zappa - You Are What You Is

  24. 24

    Frank Zappa - Dinah Moe Humm

  25. 25

    Frank Zappa - Packard Goose

  26. 26

    Frank Zappa - Plastic People

  27. 27

    Frank Zappa - Billy The Mountain

  28. 28

    Frank Zappa - Camarillo Brillo

  29. 29

    Frank Zappa - Charlie's Enormous Mouth

  30. 30

    Frank Zappa - Fembot In A Wet T-shirt

  31. 31

    Frank Zappa - St. Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast

  32. 32

    Frank Zappa - The Illinois Enema Bandit

  33. 33

    Frank Zappa - We Are Not Alone

  34. 34

    Frank Zappa - Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?

  35. 35

    Frank Zappa - Yo' Mama

  36. 36

    Frank Zappa - Chunga's Revenge

  37. 37

    Frank Zappa - Cock-Suckers' Ball

  38. 38

    Frank Zappa - Dancin' Fool

  39. 39

    Frank Zappa - Dumb All Over

  40. 40

    Frank Zappa - Go Cry On Somebody Else's Shoulder

  41. 41

    Frank Zappa - He's So Gay

  42. 42

    Frank Zappa - Heavenly Bank Account

  43. 43

    Frank Zappa - I'm So Cute

  44. 44

    Frank Zappa - Jewish Princess

  45. 45

    Frank Zappa - Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up

  46. 46

    Frank Zappa - My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama

  47. 47

    Frank Zappa - Stevie's Spanking

  48. 48

    Frank Zappa - The Adventures Of Greggery Peccary

  49. 49

    Frank Zappa - The Closer You Are

  50. 50

    Frank Zappa - The Radio Is Broken

  51. 51

    Frank Zappa - Titties & Beer

  52. 52

    Frank Zappa - Tryin' To Grow A Chin

  53. 53

    Frank Zappa - Zoot Allures

  54. 54

    Frank Zappa - A Game Of Cards

  55. 55

    Frank Zappa - A Little Green Rosetta

  56. 56

    Frank Zappa - A Token Of My Extreme

  57. 57

    Frank Zappa - A Typical Sound Check

  58. 58

    Frank Zappa - Absolutely Free

  59. 59

    Frank Zappa - Any Downers?

  60. 60

    Frank Zappa - Are You Hung Up?

  61. 61

    Frank Zappa - Babbette

  62. 62

    Frank Zappa - Baby Please Don't Go (feat. John Lennon)

  63. 63

    Frank Zappa - Baby Snakes

  64. 64

    Frank Zappa - Be In My Video

  65. 65

    Frank Zappa - Black Napkins

  66. 66

    Frank Zappa - Brown Moses

  67. 67

    Frank Zappa - Can't Afford No Shoes

  68. 68

    Frank Zappa - Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy

  69. 69

    Frank Zappa - City Of Tiny Lites

  70. 70

    Frank Zappa - Crew Slut

  71. 71

    Frank Zappa - Disco Boy

  72. 72

    Frank Zappa - Does This Kind Of Life Look Interesting To You?

  73. 73

    Frank Zappa - Evelyn, A Modified Dog

  74. 74

    Frank Zappa - Fifty-Fifty

  75. 75

    Frank Zappa - Find Her Finer

  76. 76

    Frank Zappa - Florentine Pogen

  77. 77

    Frank Zappa - Fuck Yourself

  78. 78

    Frank Zappa - Harder Than Your Husband

  79. 79

    Frank Zappa - Harry & Rhonda

  80. 80

    Frank Zappa - Harry, You're A Beast

  81. 81

    Frank Zappa - Here Lies Love

  82. 82

    Frank Zappa - I'm Not Satisfied

  83. 83

    Frank Zappa - If Only She Woulda

  84. 84

    Frank Zappa - Inca Roads

  85. 85

    Frank Zappa - Jesus Thinks You're A Jerk

  86. 86

    Frank Zappa - King Kong

  87. 87

    Frank Zappa - Little Umbrellas

  88. 88

    Frank Zappa - Magic Fingers

  89. 89

    Frank Zappa - Meow

  90. 90

    Frank Zappa - Mother People

  91. 91

    Frank Zappa - Motherly Love

  92. 92

    Frank Zappa - Ms. Pinky

  93. 93

    Frank Zappa - Oh No

  94. 94

    Frank Zappa - Pick Me, I'm Clean

  95. 95

    Frank Zappa - Po-Jama People

  96. 96

    Frank Zappa - Punky's Whips

  97. 97

    Frank Zappa - Rat Tomago

  98. 98

    Frank Zappa - Sleeping In A Jar

  99. 99

    Frank Zappa - Society Pages

  100. 100

    Frank Zappa - Stink-Foot

  101. 101

    Frank Zappa - Tell Me You Love Me

  102. 102

    Frank Zappa - The Duke of Prunes

  103. 103

    Frank Zappa - The Mammy Nuns

  104. 104

    Frank Zappa - The Man From Utopia Meets Mary Lou

  105. 105

    Frank Zappa - Trouble Every Day

  106. 106

    Frank Zappa - Village Of The Sun

  107. 107

    Frank Zappa - Welcome To The United States

  108. 108

    Frank Zappa - Why Don'tcha Do Me Right?

  109. 109

    Frank Zappa - Wind Up Workin' In The Gas Station

  110. 110

    Frank Zappa - Yo Cats

  111. 111

    Frank Zappa - 200 Motels Fineale

  112. 112

    Frank Zappa - 200 Years Old

  113. 113

    Frank Zappa - 5050

  114. 114

    Frank Zappa - 9/8 Objects

  115. 115

    Frank Zappa - A Few Moments With Brother A. West

  116. 116

    Frank Zappa - A Nun Suit Painted On Some Old Boxes

  117. 117

    Frank Zappa - Advance Romance

  118. 118

    Frank Zappa - Advance Romance (in album You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore vol 3 )

  119. 119

    Frank Zappa - Agency Man

  120. 120

    Frank Zappa - Ain't Got No Heart

  121. 121

    Frank Zappa - Alley Cat

  122. 122

    Frank Zappa - America Drinks

  123. 123

    Frank Zappa - America Drinks & Goes Home

  124. 124

    Frank Zappa - Amnesia Vivace

  125. 125

    Frank Zappa - Andy

  126. 126

    Frank Zappa - Any Kind Of Pain

  127. 127

    Frank Zappa - Any Way The Wind Blows

  128. 128

    Frank Zappa - Anything

  129. 129

    Frank Zappa - Approximate

  130. 130

    Frank Zappa - Are You Upset?

  131. 131

    Frank Zappa - Artificial Rhonda

  132. 132

    Frank Zappa - At The Gas Station

  133. 133

    Frank Zappa - Baby, Take Your Teeth Out

  134. 134

    Frank Zappa - Bacon Fat

  135. 135

    Frank Zappa - Baked-Bean Boogie

  136. 136

    Frank Zappa - Bamboozled By Love

  137. 137

    Frank Zappa - Be-Bop Tango (Of The Old Jazzmen's Church)

  138. 138

    Frank Zappa - Beauty Knows No Pain

  139. 139

    Frank Zappa - Big Leg Emma

  140. 140

    Frank Zappa - Big Swifty

  141. 141

    Frank Zappa - Bow Tie Daddy

  142. 142

    Frank Zappa - Briefcase Boogie

  143. 143

    Frank Zappa - Brown Shoes Don't Make It

  144. 144

    Frank Zappa - Brown Shoes Don't Make It (in album Tinseltown Rebellion)

  145. 145

    Frank Zappa - Bwana Dik

  146. 146

    Frank Zappa - Call Any Vegetable

  147. 147

    Frank Zappa - Call Any Vegetable (in album Just Another Band From L.A.)

  148. 148

    Frank Zappa - Carol, You Fool

  149. 149

    Frank Zappa - Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 4)

  150. 150

    Frank Zappa - Centerville

  151. 151

    Frank Zappa - Chana In De Bushwop

  152. 152

    Frank Zappa - Charles Ives

  153. 153

    Frank Zappa - Charva

  154. 154

    Frank Zappa - Cheap Thrills

  155. 155

    Frank Zappa - Cheepnis

  156. 156

    Frank Zappa - Chocolate Halvah

  157. 157

    Frank Zappa - Church Chat

  158. 158

    Frank Zappa - City Of Tiny Lites (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 5)

  159. 159

    Frank Zappa - Cletus Awreetus-Awrightus

  160. 160

    Frank Zappa - Clowns On Velvet

  161. 161

    Frank Zappa - Cocaine Decisions (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 3)

  162. 162

    Frank Zappa - Concentration Moon

  163. 163

    Frank Zappa - Conehead

  164. 164

    Frank Zappa - Cops & Buns

  165. 165

    Frank Zappa - Cruising For Burgers

  166. 166

    Frank Zappa - Cucamonga

  167. 167

    Frank Zappa - Daddy, Daddy, Daddy

  168. 168

    Frank Zappa - Dance Contest

  169. 169

    Frank Zappa - Debra Kadabra

  170. 170

    Frank Zappa - Dental Hygeine Dilemma

  171. 171

    Frank Zappa - Dental Hygiene Dilemma

  172. 172

    Frank Zappa - Deseri

  173. 173

    Frank Zappa - Dew On The Newts We Got

  174. 174

    Frank Zappa - Dickie's Such An Asshole

  175. 175

    Frank Zappa - Didja Get Any Onya?

  176. 176

    Frank Zappa - Directly From My Heart To You

  177. 177

    Frank Zappa - Diseases Of The Band

  178. 178

    Frank Zappa - Do You Like My New Car?

  179. 179

    Frank Zappa - Does This Kind of Life Does This Kind of Life?

  180. 180

    Frank Zappa - Dog Breath

  181. 181

    Frank Zappa - Dog Breath, In The Year Of The Plague

  182. 182

    Frank Zappa - Don't You Ever Wash That Thing?

  183. 183

    Frank Zappa - Dong Work For Yuda

  184. 184

    Frank Zappa - Doreen

  185. 185

    Frank Zappa - Doreen (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 5)

  186. 186

    Frank Zappa - Drafted Again

  187. 187

    Frank Zappa - Drop Dead

  188. 188

    Frank Zappa - Drowning Witch

  189. 189

    Frank Zappa - Drowning Witch (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 3)

  190. 190

    Frank Zappa - Drums Are Too Noisy

  191. 191

    Frank Zappa - Duke Of Prunes

  192. 192

    Frank Zappa - Dummy Up

  193. 193

    Frank Zappa - Easy Meat

  194. 194

    Frank Zappa - Echidna's Arf (Of You)

  195. 195

    Frank Zappa - Eddie, Are You Kidding?

  196. 196

    Frank Zappa - Electric Aunt Jemima

  197. 197

    Frank Zappa - Elvis Has Just Left The Building

  198. 198

    Frank Zappa - Envelops The Bath Tub

  199. 199

    Frank Zappa - Epilogue

  200. 200

    Frank Zappa - Excentrifugal Forz

  201. 201

    Frank Zappa - Father O'Blivion

  202. 202

    Frank Zappa - Fine Girl

  203. 203

    Frank Zappa - Flambay

  204. 204

    Frank Zappa - Flower Punk

  205. 205

    Frank Zappa - For Calvin (And His Next Two Hitch-Hikers)

  206. 206

    Frank Zappa - For The Young Sophisticate

  207. 207

    Frank Zappa - Fountain Of Love

  208. 208

    Frank Zappa - Frank Zappa

  209. 209

    Frank Zappa - Frogs With Dirty Little Lips

  210. 210

    Frank Zappa - Galoot Up-Date

  211. 211

    Frank Zappa - Geneva Farewell

  212. 212

    Frank Zappa - German Lunch

  213. 213

    Frank Zappa - Get A Little

  214. 214

    Frank Zappa - Goblin Girl

  215. 215

    Frank Zappa - God Bless America

  216. 216

    Frank Zappa - Half A Dozen Provocative Squats

  217. 217

    Frank Zappa - Happy Together

  218. 218

    Frank Zappa - Harry-As-A-Boy

  219. 219

    Frank Zappa - He Used To Cut The Grass

  220. 220

    Frank Zappa - Help, I'm a Rock

  221. 221

    Frank Zappa - Holding The Group Back

  222. 222

    Frank Zappa - Holiday In Berlin

  223. 223

    Frank Zappa - Honey, Don't You Want A Man Like Me?

  224. 224

    Frank Zappa - Hordern Intro (Incan Art Vamp)

  225. 225

    Frank Zappa - Hot Plate Heaven At The Green Hotel

  226. 226

    Frank Zappa - Hot Poop

  227. 227

    Frank Zappa - How Could I Be Such A Fool

  228. 228

    Frank Zappa - How Could I Be Such A Fool?

  229. 229

    Frank Zappa - Hungry Freaks, Daddy

  230. 230

    Frank Zappa - I Ain't Got No Heart

  231. 231

    Frank Zappa - I Ain't Got No Heart (in album Tinseltown Rebellion)

  232. 232

    Frank Zappa - I Come From Nowhere

  233. 233

    Frank Zappa - I Don't Even Care

  234. 234

    Frank Zappa - I Don't Wanna Get Drafted

  235. 235

    Frank Zappa - I Have Been In You

  236. 236

    Frank Zappa - I Promise Not To Come In Your Mouth

  237. 237

    Frank Zappa - I'm A Band Leader

  238. 238

    Frank Zappa - I'm A Beautiful Guy

  239. 239

    Frank Zappa - I'm So Happy I Could Cry

  240. 240

    Frank Zappa - I'm Stealing The Towels

  241. 241

    Frank Zappa - Ian Underwood Whips It Out

  242. 242

    Frank Zappa - If We'd All Been Living In California...

  243. 243

    Frank Zappa - In France

  244. 244

    Frank Zappa - Intro (The Yellow Shark Album)

  245. 245

    Frank Zappa - Invocation And Ritual Dance Of The Young Pumpkin

  246. 246

    Frank Zappa - It Can't Happen Here

  247. 247

    Frank Zappa - It Just Might Be A One-Shot Deal

  248. 248

    Frank Zappa - Janet's Big Dance Number

  249. 249

    Frank Zappa - JCB & Kansas On The Bus #1

  250. 250

    Frank Zappa - JCB & Kansas On The Bus #2

  251. 251

    Frank Zappa - Jelly Roll Gum Drop

  252. 252

    Frank Zappa - Jezebel Boy

  253. 253

    Frank Zappa - Johnny Darling

  254. 254

    Frank Zappa - Jones Crusher

  255. 255

    Frank Zappa - Jumbo Go Away

  256. 256

    Frank Zappa - Just One More Time

  257. 257

    Frank Zappa - Kaiser Rolls

  258. 258

    Frank Zappa - Kangaroos

  259. 259

    Frank Zappa - Keep It Greasey

  260. 260

    Frank Zappa - Keep It Greasy

  261. 261

    Frank Zappa - Kenny's Booger Story

  262. 262

    Frank Zappa - Later That Night

  263. 263

    Frank Zappa - Latex Solar Beef

  264. 264

    Frank Zappa - Lemme Take You To The Beach

  265. 265

    Frank Zappa - Let's Make The Water Turn Black

  266. 266

    Frank Zappa - Let's Move To Cleveland

  267. 267

    Frank Zappa - Library Card

  268. 268

    Frank Zappa - Like It Or Not

  269. 269

    Frank Zappa - Little Girl Of Mine

  270. 270

    Frank Zappa - Little Green Scratchy Sweaters & Courturoy Ponce

  271. 271

    Frank Zappa - Little House I Used To Live In

  272. 272

    Frank Zappa - Little House I Used To Live In (in album Fillmore East )

  273. 273

    Frank Zappa - Little Rubber Girl

  274. 274

    Frank Zappa - Lonely Little Girl

  275. 275

    Frank Zappa - Lonesome Cowboy Burt

  276. 276

    Frank Zappa - Lonesome Cowboy Nando

  277. 277

    Frank Zappa - Lonesome Electric Turkey

  278. 278

    Frank Zappa - Lost In A Whirlpool

  279. 279

    Frank Zappa - Louie Louie

  280. 280

    Frank Zappa - Love Of My Life

  281. 281

    Frank Zappa - Love Story

  282. 282

    Frank Zappa - Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 3)

  283. 283

    Frank Zappa - Lumpy Gravy I

  284. 284

    Frank Zappa - Magdalena

  285. 285

    Frank Zappa - Man With The Woman Head

  286. 286

    Frank Zappa - Mary Lou

  287. 287

    Frank Zappa - Massagio Galore

  288. 288

    Frank Zappa - Master Ringo

  289. 289

    Frank Zappa - Moggio

  290. 290

    Frank Zappa - Mom & Dad

  291. 291

    Frank Zappa - Montana (Whipping Floss)

  292. 292

    Frank Zappa - More Trouble Every Day

  293. 293

    Frank Zappa - Mount St. Mary's Concert Excerpt

  294. 294

    Frank Zappa - Mozart Ballet - Piano Sonata in B flat

  295. 295

    Frank Zappa - Mr. Green Genes

  296. 296

    Frank Zappa - Mudd Club

  297. 297

    Frank Zappa - Mudd Club (in album Thing-Fish)

  298. 298

    Frank Zappa - Murder By Numbers

  299. 299

    Frank Zappa - My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 4)

  300. 300

    Frank Zappa - My Head?

The Adventures Of Greggery Peccary

Frank Zappa

The adventures of greggery peccary!

Oh, here comes greggery,
Little grecgery peccary
The nocturnal gregarious
Wild swine

A peccary
Is a little pig
With a white collar
That usually hangs around
Between texas and paraguay
Sometimes ranging as far
West as catalina

Catalina, catalina, catalina!

This particular peccary
Is part of that bold (bold),
New (new) breed (breeding)
That extinguishes itself
By markings which resemble a
Wide tie
Directly below the
White collar

If it's white enough
Everyone will know
That the tie i'm wearing
Is a symbol
Of how nimble mv mind will know
Ooh-ooh!

(swine suave!)

Look out!
Here he comes again!

Oh here comes greggery peccary.
Yes it's cravv, cravy, veah...

Every morning, greggery drives
His little red volkswagen to the ugly
Part of town where they keep the government buildings.

Voodn, voodn!
Boy it's so hard to find a place to park around here!
Greggery peccary takes the elevator
Up to the eighty-third floor of a grim,
Gray, evil-looking building
With a sign on the front reading:
'big swifty associates. trend-mongers'.

And what, might you ask, is a trend monger?
Well, a trend monger is a person
Who dreams up a trend
(like 'the twist' --- or 'flower power'),
And spreads it throughout the land,
Using all the frightening little skills
That science has made available!

And so it was, one fateful morning,
Greggery peccary made his way through the steno pool . . .

Hi mildred!
Hello gladys!
Wanda!

Yes, from the moment they laid
Eyes on him,
All the girls in the big swifty
Steno pool
Knew . . .
Here was a
Nocturnal,
Gregarious
Wild swine
On his way up!
A peccary of destiny,
Adventure
And
Romance!

Is there any mail for me?

Swifty's!
This is big swifty's!
At big swifty's we all know-ow-ow
You'll go
For any gimmick or gizmo!

Wouldn't you rather be involved
In a series of colorful
Time-wastinc trends?

Air hockey . . . biff . . . dush-h-h!

La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la, youp youp youp youp

Is your wife snoring by the sink?

La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la, youp youp youp youp

Ain't your life boring, don'tcha think?

Youp youp youp youp youp youp youp
Life is so much better
When there's some little something
To do!

Does it matter that this waste of time
Is what makes a life for you? hmmmmm?

I must plummet boldly
Forward
To my ultra-avant
Laminated,
Simulated
Replica-mahogany desk,
With the strategically-placed,
Imported, very hip water pipe,
And the latest edition of the
Whole earth catalog,
And rack my agile mind
For a spectacular
New trend,
Thereby rejuvenating our limping
Economy,
And providing
For bored & miserable people
Everywhere
Some great new
'thing'
To identify with.!

We have got the little answers
To the things
That might` be bothering you!

We have got your little toys!
(we're busy makin' 'em!)

Busy makin' 'em,
We're busy makin' 'em,
Busy makin' 'em
Just for you!

Yoo-hoo-hoo!
Very efficient. miss snodgrass!

And with that.
Gregcery turned
And strode nonchalantly
Into his dinky little office
With the desk and the catalog
And the very hip water pipe.
And proceeded,
With a vigor and determination
Known only to piglets
Of a similarly diminutive
Proportion,
To single-handedly invent
The calendar!
With his eye rolled heaven-ward.
And his little shiny pig-hoofs on the
Desk, greggery ponders the
Question of eternity (and fractional
Divisions thereof), as mysterious
Angelic voices sing to him from a
Great distance, providing the
Necessary clues for the construction of
This thrilling new trend!

Sunday

Sunday?
Wow!
Sunday,
'monday

Sunday,

Saturday. . .tuesday through
- monday'!

Saturday. . .

And thus the calendar,
In all of its colorful disguises
Was presented to
The bored & miserable people
Everywhere!

Gregcery issued a memo on it.
Whereupon the entire contents
Of the steno pool
Identified with it strenuously,
And worshipped it as a way of life,
And took their little pills by it.
And went back 'n forth from
Work by it.
And paid their rent by it,
And before long they were even
Having
Birthday parties in the office
By it,
Because now. at last,
Crecgery peccary's exciting new

Invention
Had made it possible
For everyone
To find out
How old they were!

What hath god wrought?

Unfortunately,
There were some people
Who simply did not wish to
Know,
And that's why,
On his way home from the office
One night,
Greggery was attacked
By a rage of hunchmen!
Making his way through the
Evening traffic, greggery notices
That the other vehicles which
Crowd and bump his little red car
Are all inhabited by slowly-aging
'very hip young people',
They appear to be casting
Sinister glances toward him
Through their glinting acid burn-
Out eyeballs, trying to run him
Off the road, or make him bump into
Something, giving strong evidence
Of hostile aggression!

To elude them, greggery takes the
Short forest exit off the express-
Way. they zoom after him in all
Manner of cars. trucks,
Garishly-painted buses, and
Motorcycles.

Greggery takes a bumpy trail
Off the main short forest road,
Which leads him up the side
Of a famous (and convenientlv
Placed) mountain, and into a strange
Cave on the edge of a cliff, not far
From a little twisted tree. . .with
Eyes on it.

Meanwhile, the enraged hunchmen
(and hunch-'women) rumble
Through the short forest until
(realizing the little swine has
Escaped, they decide to park their
Steaming vehicles in a circular
Pseudo-wagon train formation. . .

And have a love-in!

Under the influence of a fantastic
Amount of trendy chemical amusement
Aid, they proceed to perform lewd
Acts, rip each other off for small
Personal possessions, and dance
With depraved abandon in the vicinity
Of a six-foot pile of transistor radios
Each one tuned to a different station).

What?

The hunchmen finally expire
From exhaustion,
And greggery,
Who has viewed the proceedings
From a safe distance,
Breathes a sigh of relief. . .

Phew!
Only to be terrified once again
By a roar of immense laughter. . .

Ho! ho! ho!

Which seems to be rumbling up
From the very depths of the cave
In which he has hidden his car!

(good lord! what was that!?)

Grecgery doesn't realize
He has concealed himself
Inside the very mouth of
Billy the mountain!

Ho! ho! ho!

And, as you all know,
Whenever billy laughs,
Rocks and boulders hack up,
And the air for miles around
Is filled with tons of dust,
Forming a series of huge
Brown clouds!

Who is making those new brown clouds?
Who is making those clouds these days?
Ho is making those new brown clouds?
Better ask a philostopher 'n see what he says!

Greggery stops at a gas station
And makes a mysterious phone

Is this the old loft
With the paint peelin' off it
By the chinese police
Here the dogs roll by?

Is this here they keep
The philostophers now,
With the rugs & the dust,
Where the books go to die?

How many yez got?
Say yez got quite a few,
Just sittin' around there
With nothin' to do?

Well i just called yez up
'cause i wanted to see
A pilostoper be of assistance
To me!
Gregcery receives information
That
'the greatest livin philostopher
Knon to mankind'
Is currently in possession of the
Very information
In question,
And, furthermore, this information
Could be his,
If only greggery would attend a
'special therapeutic group
Assembly'
(classes now forming),
And available at a special
Low introductory fee. . .
And now, here he is,
'the greatest living philosto-
Pher known to mankind',
Quentin robert denameland!
Take it away!

"folks,
As vou can see for yourself.
The way this clock over here
Is behaving,
Time is of affliction!
Now this might be cause for alarm
Among a portion of you, as,
From a certain experience,
I tend to proclaim:
'the eons are closing'!"

Make your checks payable to

-25.8-

'quentin robert denameland,
Greatest livin philostopher
Known to mankind'!

Who is making those new brown clouds?
Who is making those clouds these days?
Who is making those new brown clouds?
If you ask a pilostopher, he'll see
That you pays!

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