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Frank Zappa - Watermelon In Easter Hay
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Frank Zappa - Uncle Remus
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Frank Zappa - Cosmik Debris
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Frank Zappa - Muffin Man
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Frank Zappa - Bobby Brown
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Frank Zappa - Bobby Brown Goes Down
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Frank Zappa - Apostrophe(')
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Frank Zappa - Camarillo Brillo
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Frank Zappa - Peaches En Regalia
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Frank Zappa - Willie The Pimp
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Frank Zappa - City Of Tiny Lites
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Frank Zappa - Don't Eat The Yellow Snow
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Frank Zappa - My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama
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Frank Zappa - The Torture Never Stops
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Frank Zappa - Valley Girl
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Frank Zappa - Broken Hearts Are For Assholes
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Frank Zappa - Dinah Moe Humm
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Frank Zappa - Flakes
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Frank Zappa - Nanook Rubs It
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Frank Zappa - Catholic Girls
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Frank Zappa - I Have Been In You
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Frank Zappa - Montana
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Frank Zappa - Sy Borg
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Frank Zappa - Titties & Beer
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Frank Zappa - What's The Ugliest part Of Your Body?
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Frank Zappa - Fine Girl
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Frank Zappa - He's So Gay
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Frank Zappa - I'm So Cute
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Frank Zappa - I'm The Slime
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Frank Zappa - Sharleena
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Frank Zappa - Stink-Foot
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Frank Zappa - Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?
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Frank Zappa - You Are What You Is
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Frank Zappa - America Drinks & Goes Home
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Frank Zappa - Black Napkins
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Frank Zappa - Disco Boy
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Frank Zappa - Fembot In A Wet T-shirt
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Frank Zappa - Fifty-Fifty
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Frank Zappa - Goblin Girl
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Frank Zappa - I Don't Even Care
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Frank Zappa - Inca Roads
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Frank Zappa - Little Rubber Girl
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Frank Zappa - Mom & Dad
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Frank Zappa - Nasal Retentive Calliope Music
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Frank Zappa - Packard Goose
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Frank Zappa - Pound For A Brown
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Frank Zappa - Son Of Orange County
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Frank Zappa - St. Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast
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Frank Zappa - Stick Together
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Frank Zappa - The Illinois Enema Bandit
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Frank Zappa - The Mud Shark
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Frank Zappa - Valarie
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Frank Zappa - Yo' Mama
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Frank Zappa - Zoot Allures
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Frank Zappa - A Token Of My Extreme
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Frank Zappa - Any Way The Wind Blows
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Frank Zappa - Baby Snakes
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Frank Zappa - Bamboozled By Love
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Frank Zappa - Big Leg Emma
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Frank Zappa - Can't Afford No Shoes
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Frank Zappa - Cheap Thrills
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Frank Zappa - Chocolate Halvah
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Frank Zappa - Chunga's Revenge
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Frank Zappa - Conehead
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Frank Zappa - Cucamonga
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Frank Zappa - Echidna's Arf (Of You)
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Frank Zappa - Eddie, Are You Kidding?
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Frank Zappa - Excentrifugal Forz
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Frank Zappa - Father O'Blivion
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Frank Zappa - Find Her Finer
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Frank Zappa - Florentine Pogen
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Frank Zappa - For The Young Sophisticate
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Frank Zappa - He Used To Cut The Grass
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Frank Zappa - I'm A Beautiful Guy
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Frank Zappa - Janet's Big Dance Number
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Frank Zappa - Jesus Thinks You're A Jerk
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Frank Zappa - Jewish Princess
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Frank Zappa - Joe's Garage
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Frank Zappa - Johnny Darling
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Frank Zappa - Lonely Little Girl
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Frank Zappa - Lonesome Cowboy Nando
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Frank Zappa - Love Of My Life
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Frank Zappa - My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 4)
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Frank Zappa - Mystery Roach
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Frank Zappa - Outside Now
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Frank Zappa - Penguin In Bondage
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Frank Zappa - Plastic People
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Frank Zappa - Po-Jama People
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Frank Zappa - Punky's Whips
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Frank Zappa - Ruthie-Ruthie
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Frank Zappa - Sex
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Frank Zappa - Soft-sell Conclusion
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Frank Zappa - Stick It Out
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Frank Zappa - Take Your Clothes Off When You Dance
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Frank Zappa - The Beatles Medley
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Frank Zappa - The Closer You Are
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Frank Zappa - The Downtown Talent Scout
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Frank Zappa - The Evil Prince
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Frank Zappa - The Finale
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Frank Zappa - The Groupie Routine
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Frank Zappa - The Idiot Bastard Son
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Frank Zappa - The Man From Utopia Meets Mary Lou
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Frank Zappa - The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing
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Frank Zappa - The Sheik Yerbouti Tango
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Frank Zappa - This Ain't CNN
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Frank Zappa - Tryin' To Grow A Chin
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Frank Zappa - Village Of The Sun
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Frank Zappa - We Are Not Alone
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Frank Zappa - When The Lie's So Big
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Frank Zappa - Who Are The Brain Police?
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Frank Zappa - Wonderful Tattoo!
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Frank Zappa - Would You Like A Snack?
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Frank Zappa - Wowie Zowie
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Frank Zappa - You Are What You Is (in album Thing-fish)
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Frank Zappa - Zomby Woof
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Frank Zappa - 200 Motels Fineale
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Frank Zappa - 200 Years Old
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Frank Zappa - 5050
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Frank Zappa - 9/8 Objects
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Frank Zappa - A Few Moments With Brother A. West
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Frank Zappa - A Game Of Cards
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Frank Zappa - A Little Green Rosetta
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Frank Zappa - A Nun Suit Painted On Some Old Boxes
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Frank Zappa - A Typical Sound Check
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Frank Zappa - Absolutely Free
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Frank Zappa - Advance Romance
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Frank Zappa - Advance Romance (in album You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore vol 3 )
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Frank Zappa - Agency Man
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Frank Zappa - Ain't Got No Heart
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Frank Zappa - Alley Cat
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Frank Zappa - America Drinks
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Frank Zappa - Amnesia Vivace
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Frank Zappa - Andy
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Frank Zappa - Any Downers?
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Frank Zappa - Any Kind Of Pain
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Frank Zappa - Anything
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Frank Zappa - Approximate
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Frank Zappa - Are You Hung Up?
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Frank Zappa - Are You Upset?
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Frank Zappa - Artificial Rhonda
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Frank Zappa - At The Gas Station
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Frank Zappa - Babbette
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Frank Zappa - Baby Please Don't Go (feat. John Lennon)
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Frank Zappa - Baby, Take Your Teeth Out
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Frank Zappa - Bacon Fat
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Frank Zappa - Baked-Bean Boogie
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Frank Zappa - Be In My Video
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Frank Zappa - Be-Bop Tango (Of The Old Jazzmen's Church)
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Frank Zappa - Beauty Knows No Pain
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Frank Zappa - Big Swifty
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Frank Zappa - Billy The Mountain
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Frank Zappa - Bow Tie Daddy
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Frank Zappa - Briefcase Boogie
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Frank Zappa - Brown Moses
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Frank Zappa - Brown Shoes Don't Make It
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Frank Zappa - Brown Shoes Don't Make It (in album Tinseltown Rebellion)
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Frank Zappa - Bwana Dik
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Frank Zappa - Call Any Vegetable
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Frank Zappa - Call Any Vegetable (in album Just Another Band From L.A.)
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Frank Zappa - Carol, You Fool
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Frank Zappa - Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy
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Frank Zappa - Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 4)
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Frank Zappa - Centerville
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Frank Zappa - Chana In De Bushwop
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Frank Zappa - Charles Ives
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Frank Zappa - Charlie's Enormous Mouth
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Frank Zappa - Charva
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Frank Zappa - Cheepnis
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Frank Zappa - Church Chat
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Frank Zappa - City Of Tiny Lites (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 5)
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Frank Zappa - Cletus Awreetus-Awrightus
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Frank Zappa - Clowns On Velvet
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Frank Zappa - Cocaine Decisions
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Frank Zappa - Cocaine Decisions (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 3)
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Frank Zappa - Cock-Suckers' Ball
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Frank Zappa - Concentration Moon
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Frank Zappa - Cops & Buns
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Frank Zappa - Crew Slut
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Frank Zappa - Cruising For Burgers
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Frank Zappa - Daddy, Daddy, Daddy
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Frank Zappa - Dance Contest
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Frank Zappa - Dancin' Fool
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Frank Zappa - Debra Kadabra
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Frank Zappa - Dental Hygeine Dilemma
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Frank Zappa - Dental Hygiene Dilemma
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Frank Zappa - Deseri
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Frank Zappa - Dew On The Newts We Got
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Frank Zappa - Dickie's Such An Asshole
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Frank Zappa - Didja Get Any Onya?
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Frank Zappa - Directly From My Heart To You
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Frank Zappa - Dirty Love
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Frank Zappa - Diseases Of The Band
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Frank Zappa - Do You Like My New Car?
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Frank Zappa - Does This Kind of Life Does This Kind of Life?
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Frank Zappa - Does This Kind Of Life Look Interesting To You?
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Frank Zappa - Dog Breath
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Frank Zappa - Dog Breath, In The Year Of The Plague
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Frank Zappa - Don't You Ever Wash That Thing?
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Frank Zappa - Dong Work For Yuda
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Frank Zappa - Doreen
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Frank Zappa - Doreen (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 5)
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Frank Zappa - Drafted Again
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Frank Zappa - Drop Dead
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Frank Zappa - Drowning Witch
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Frank Zappa - Drowning Witch (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 3)
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Frank Zappa - Drums Are Too Noisy
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Frank Zappa - Duke Of Prunes
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Frank Zappa - Dumb All Over
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Frank Zappa - Dummy Up
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Frank Zappa - Easy Meat
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Frank Zappa - Electric Aunt Jemima
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Frank Zappa - Elvis Has Just Left The Building
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Frank Zappa - Envelops The Bath Tub
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Frank Zappa - Epilogue
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Frank Zappa - Evelyn, A Modified Dog
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Frank Zappa - Flambay
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Frank Zappa - Flower Punk
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Frank Zappa - For Calvin (And His Next Two Hitch-Hikers)
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Frank Zappa - Fountain Of Love
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Frank Zappa - Frank Zappa
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Frank Zappa - Frogs With Dirty Little Lips
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Frank Zappa - Fuck Yourself
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Frank Zappa - Galoot Up-Date
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Frank Zappa - Geneva Farewell
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Frank Zappa - German Lunch
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Frank Zappa - Get A Little
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Frank Zappa - Go Cry On Somebody Else's Shoulder
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Frank Zappa - God Bless America
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Frank Zappa - Half A Dozen Provocative Squats
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Frank Zappa - Happy Together
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Frank Zappa - Harder Than Your Husband
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Frank Zappa - Harry & Rhonda
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Frank Zappa - Harry-As-A-Boy
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Frank Zappa - Harry, You're A Beast
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Frank Zappa - Heavenly Bank Account
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Frank Zappa - Help, I'm a Rock
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Frank Zappa - Here Lies Love
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Frank Zappa - Holding The Group Back
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Frank Zappa - Holiday In Berlin
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Frank Zappa - Honey, Don't You Want A Man Like Me?
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Frank Zappa - Hordern Intro (Incan Art Vamp)
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Frank Zappa - Hot Plate Heaven At The Green Hotel
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Frank Zappa - Hot Poop
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Frank Zappa - How Could I Be Such A Fool
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Frank Zappa - How Could I Be Such A Fool?
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Frank Zappa - Hungry Freaks, Daddy
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Frank Zappa - I Ain't Got No Heart
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Frank Zappa - I Ain't Got No Heart (in album Tinseltown Rebellion)
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Frank Zappa - I Come From Nowhere
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Frank Zappa - I Don't Wanna Get Drafted
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Frank Zappa - I Promise Not To Come In Your Mouth
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Frank Zappa - I'm A Band Leader
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Frank Zappa - I'm Not Satisfied
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Frank Zappa - I'm So Happy I Could Cry
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Frank Zappa - I'm Stealing The Towels
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Frank Zappa - Ian Underwood Whips It Out
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Frank Zappa - If Only She Woulda
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Frank Zappa - If We'd All Been Living In California...
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Frank Zappa - In France
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Frank Zappa - Intro (The Yellow Shark Album)
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Frank Zappa - Invocation And Ritual Dance Of The Young Pumpkin
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Frank Zappa - It Can't Happen Here
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Frank Zappa - It Just Might Be A One-Shot Deal
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Frank Zappa - JCB & Kansas On The Bus #1
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Frank Zappa - JCB & Kansas On The Bus #2
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Frank Zappa - Jelly Roll Gum Drop
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Frank Zappa - Jezebel Boy
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Frank Zappa - Jones Crusher
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Frank Zappa - Jumbo Go Away
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Frank Zappa - Just One More Time
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Frank Zappa - Kaiser Rolls
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Frank Zappa - Kangaroos
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Frank Zappa - Keep It Greasey
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Frank Zappa - Keep It Greasy
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Frank Zappa - Kenny's Booger Story
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Frank Zappa - King Kong
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Frank Zappa - Later That Night
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Frank Zappa - Latex Solar Beef
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Frank Zappa - Lemme Take You To The Beach
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Frank Zappa - Let's Make The Water Turn Black
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Frank Zappa - Let's Move To Cleveland
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Frank Zappa - Library Card
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Frank Zappa - Like It Or Not
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Frank Zappa - Little Girl Of Mine
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Frank Zappa - Little Green Scratchy Sweaters & Courturoy Ponce
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Frank Zappa - Little House I Used To Live In
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Frank Zappa - Little House I Used To Live In (in album Fillmore East )
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Frank Zappa - Little Umbrellas
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Frank Zappa - Lonesome Cowboy Burt
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Frank Zappa - Lonesome Electric Turkey
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Frank Zappa - Lost In A Whirlpool
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Frank Zappa - Louie Louie
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Frank Zappa - Love Story
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Frank Zappa - Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up
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Frank Zappa - Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 3)
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Frank Zappa - Lumpy Gravy I
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Frank Zappa - Magdalena
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Frank Zappa - Magic Fingers
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Frank Zappa - Man With The Woman Head
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Frank Zappa - Mary Lou
Kaiser Rolls
Frank Zappa
A week ago, i met a stumbler man
He stumbled up, he said, "all i wanna know,
How far the hratche-plche kaiser rolls"
I begged his pardon, should have turned and ran,
So hard talking to a stumbler man
He stumbled over, and over again
"the kaiser hratche rolls since time began"
I raised my finger from the center of my hand,
Tried to wave farewell to the stumbler man
He slobbered 'n puked (pugh!) in a garbage can
"the kaiser hratche rollin' might raise some sand"
Pushed him aside as he was slowin' my plan
So hard to understand a real stumbler man
Some stuff from his nose, crawled over his clothes, he said,
"nobody ever tells me which way he goes"
Kaiser rolls 'n rolls 'n rolls
Kaiser rolls, and kaiser rolls
Surprise to me they ain't catched him yet,
How's about a dollar for some cigarette?