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Frank Zappa - Uncle Remus
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Frank Zappa - Bobby Brown Goes Down
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Frank Zappa - Willie The Pimp
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Frank Zappa - Apostrophe(')
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Frank Zappa - Bobby Brown
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Frank Zappa - Don't Eat The Yellow Snow
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Frank Zappa - Cosmik Debris
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Frank Zappa - Watermelon In Easter Hay
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Frank Zappa - Muffin Man
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Frank Zappa - Nanook Rubs It
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Frank Zappa - Stink-Foot
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Frank Zappa - You Are What You Is
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Frank Zappa - Camarillo Brillo
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Frank Zappa - Catholic Girls
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Frank Zappa - Dirty Love
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Frank Zappa - Flakes
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Frank Zappa - Joe's Garage
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Frank Zappa - Planet Of The Baritone Women
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Frank Zappa - Broken Hearts Are For Assholes
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Frank Zappa - Fembot In A Wet T-shirt
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Frank Zappa - Inca Roads
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Frank Zappa - Montana
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Frank Zappa - Peaches En Regalia
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Frank Zappa - Bamboozled By Love
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Frank Zappa - I Have Been In You
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Frank Zappa - I'm The Slime
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Frank Zappa - Stick It Out
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Frank Zappa - The Central Scrutinizer
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Frank Zappa - Trouble Every Day
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Frank Zappa - Valarie
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Frank Zappa - Black Napkins
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Frank Zappa - Can't Afford No Shoes
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Frank Zappa - Cocaine Decisions
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Frank Zappa - Disco Boy
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Frank Zappa - Jewish Princess
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Frank Zappa - San Ber'dino
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Frank Zappa - St. Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast
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Frank Zappa - Tell Me You Love Me
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Frank Zappa - Valley Girl
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Frank Zappa - A Token Of My Extreme
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Frank Zappa - Drafted Again
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Frank Zappa - Excentrifugal Forz
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Frank Zappa - Father O'Blivion
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Frank Zappa - Florentine Pogen
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Frank Zappa - Goblin Girl
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Frank Zappa - Harder Than Your Husband
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Frank Zappa - Heavenly Bank Account
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Frank Zappa - It Just Might Be A One-Shot Deal
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Frank Zappa - Jones Crusher
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Frank Zappa - Jumbo Go Away
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Frank Zappa - My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama
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Frank Zappa - Mystery Roach
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Frank Zappa - On The Bus
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Frank Zappa - Outside Now
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Frank Zappa - Punky's Whips
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Frank Zappa - Rudy Wants To Buy Yez A Drink
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Frank Zappa - Sharleena
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Frank Zappa - Sleep Dirt
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Frank Zappa - Son Of Mr. Green Genes
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Frank Zappa - Sy Borg
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Frank Zappa - The Mud Shark
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Frank Zappa - Welcome To The United States
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Frank Zappa - A Little Green Rosetta
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Frank Zappa - Baby Snakes
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Frank Zappa - Billy The Mountain
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Frank Zappa - Bwana Dik
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Frank Zappa - Cheap Thrills
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Frank Zappa - Crew Slut
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Frank Zappa - Dinah Moe Humm
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Frank Zappa - Dumb All Over
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Frank Zappa - Easy Meat
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Frank Zappa - Find Her Finer
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Frank Zappa - Flower Punk
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Frank Zappa - Frank Zappa
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Frank Zappa - Happy Together
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Frank Zappa - He's So Gay
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Frank Zappa - Hungry Freaks, Daddy
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Frank Zappa - I Ain't Got No Heart
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Frank Zappa - I'm Not Satisfied
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Frank Zappa - I'm So Cute
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Frank Zappa - I'm So Happy I Could Cry
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Frank Zappa - It Can't Happen Here
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Frank Zappa - Jesus Thinks You're A Jerk
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Frank Zappa - Keep It Greasey
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Frank Zappa - Little Rubber Girl
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Frank Zappa - Little Umbrellas
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Frank Zappa - Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up
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Frank Zappa - Massagio Galore
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Frank Zappa - Montana (Whipping Floss)
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Frank Zappa - More Trouble Every Day
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Frank Zappa - Motherly Love
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Frank Zappa - Mudd Club
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Frank Zappa - Nig Biz
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Frank Zappa - No Not Now
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Frank Zappa - Packard Goose
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Frank Zappa - Po-Jama People
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Frank Zappa - Scrutinizer Postlude
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Frank Zappa - Semi-Fraudulent...
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Frank Zappa - Sex
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Frank Zappa - Sexual Harassment In The Workplace
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Frank Zappa - Teenage Wind
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Frank Zappa - The Adventures Of Greggery Peccary
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Frank Zappa - The Air
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Frank Zappa - The Idiot Bastard Son
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Frank Zappa - The Jazz Discharge Party Hats
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Frank Zappa - The Torture Never Stops
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Frank Zappa - Titties & Beer
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Frank Zappa - Truck Driver Divorce
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Frank Zappa - What Kind Of Girl Do You Think We Are?
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Frank Zappa - What Will This Evening Bring Me This Morning?
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Frank Zappa - What's New In Baltimore?
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Frank Zappa - Who Are The Brain Police?
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Frank Zappa - Wind Up Workin' In The Gas Station
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Frank Zappa - Would You Go All The Way?
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Frank Zappa - Yo' Mama
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Frank Zappa - You're Probably Wondering Why I'm Here
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Frank Zappa - Your Mouth
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Frank Zappa - Zoot Allures
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Frank Zappa - 200 Motels Fineale
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Frank Zappa - 200 Years Old
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Frank Zappa - 5050
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Frank Zappa - 9/8 Objects
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Frank Zappa - A Few Moments With Brother A. West
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Frank Zappa - A Game Of Cards
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Frank Zappa - A Nun Suit Painted On Some Old Boxes
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Frank Zappa - A Typical Sound Check
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Frank Zappa - Absolutely Free
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Frank Zappa - Advance Romance
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Frank Zappa - Advance Romance (in album You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore vol 3 )
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Frank Zappa - Agency Man
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Frank Zappa - Ain't Got No Heart
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Frank Zappa - Alley Cat
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Frank Zappa - America Drinks
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Frank Zappa - America Drinks & Goes Home
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Frank Zappa - Amnesia Vivace
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Frank Zappa - Andy
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Frank Zappa - Any Downers?
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Frank Zappa - Any Kind Of Pain
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Frank Zappa - Any Way The Wind Blows
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Frank Zappa - Anything
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Frank Zappa - Approximate
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Frank Zappa - Are You Hung Up?
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Frank Zappa - Are You Upset?
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Frank Zappa - Artificial Rhonda
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Frank Zappa - At The Gas Station
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Frank Zappa - Babbette
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Frank Zappa - Baby Please Don't Go (feat. John Lennon)
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Frank Zappa - Baby, Take Your Teeth Out
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Frank Zappa - Bacon Fat
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Frank Zappa - Baked-Bean Boogie
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Frank Zappa - Be In My Video
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Frank Zappa - Be-Bop Tango (Of The Old Jazzmen's Church)
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Frank Zappa - Beauty Knows No Pain
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Frank Zappa - Big Leg Emma
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Frank Zappa - Big Swifty
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Frank Zappa - Bow Tie Daddy
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Frank Zappa - Briefcase Boogie
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Frank Zappa - Brown Moses
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Frank Zappa - Brown Shoes Don't Make It
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Frank Zappa - Brown Shoes Don't Make It (in album Tinseltown Rebellion)
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Frank Zappa - Call Any Vegetable
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Frank Zappa - Call Any Vegetable (in album Just Another Band From L.A.)
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Frank Zappa - Carol, You Fool
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Frank Zappa - Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy
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Frank Zappa - Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 4)
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Frank Zappa - Centerville
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Frank Zappa - Chana In De Bushwop
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Frank Zappa - Charles Ives
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Frank Zappa - Charlie's Enormous Mouth
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Frank Zappa - Charva
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Frank Zappa - Cheepnis
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Frank Zappa - Chocolate Halvah
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Frank Zappa - Chunga's Revenge
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Frank Zappa - Church Chat
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Frank Zappa - City Of Tiny Lites
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Frank Zappa - City Of Tiny Lites (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 5)
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Frank Zappa - Cletus Awreetus-Awrightus
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Frank Zappa - Clowns On Velvet
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Frank Zappa - Cocaine Decisions (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 3)
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Frank Zappa - Cock-Suckers' Ball
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Frank Zappa - Concentration Moon
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Frank Zappa - Conehead
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Frank Zappa - Cops & Buns
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Frank Zappa - Cruising For Burgers
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Frank Zappa - Cucamonga
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Frank Zappa - Daddy, Daddy, Daddy
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Frank Zappa - Dance Contest
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Frank Zappa - Dancin' Fool
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Frank Zappa - Debra Kadabra
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Frank Zappa - Dental Hygeine Dilemma
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Frank Zappa - Dental Hygiene Dilemma
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Frank Zappa - Deseri
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Frank Zappa - Dew On The Newts We Got
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Frank Zappa - Dickie's Such An Asshole
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Frank Zappa - Didja Get Any Onya?
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Frank Zappa - Directly From My Heart To You
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Frank Zappa - Diseases Of The Band
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Frank Zappa - Do You Like My New Car?
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Frank Zappa - Does This Kind of Life Does This Kind of Life?
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Frank Zappa - Does This Kind Of Life Look Interesting To You?
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Frank Zappa - Dog Breath
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Frank Zappa - Dog Breath, In The Year Of The Plague
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Frank Zappa - Don't You Ever Wash That Thing?
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Frank Zappa - Dong Work For Yuda
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Frank Zappa - Doreen
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Frank Zappa - Doreen (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 5)
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Frank Zappa - Drop Dead
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Frank Zappa - Drowning Witch
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Frank Zappa - Drowning Witch (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 3)
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Frank Zappa - Drums Are Too Noisy
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Frank Zappa - Duke Of Prunes
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Frank Zappa - Dummy Up
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Frank Zappa - Echidna's Arf (Of You)
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Frank Zappa - Eddie, Are You Kidding?
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Frank Zappa - Electric Aunt Jemima
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Frank Zappa - Elvis Has Just Left The Building
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Frank Zappa - Envelops The Bath Tub
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Frank Zappa - Epilogue
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Frank Zappa - Evelyn, A Modified Dog
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Frank Zappa - Fifty-Fifty
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Frank Zappa - Fine Girl
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Frank Zappa - Flambay
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Frank Zappa - For Calvin (And His Next Two Hitch-Hikers)
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Frank Zappa - For The Young Sophisticate
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Frank Zappa - Fountain Of Love
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Frank Zappa - Frogs With Dirty Little Lips
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Frank Zappa - Fuck Yourself
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Frank Zappa - Galoot Up-Date
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Frank Zappa - Geneva Farewell
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Frank Zappa - German Lunch
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Frank Zappa - Get A Little
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Frank Zappa - Go Cry On Somebody Else's Shoulder
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Frank Zappa - God Bless America
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Frank Zappa - Half A Dozen Provocative Squats
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Frank Zappa - Harry & Rhonda
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Frank Zappa - Harry-As-A-Boy
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Frank Zappa - Harry, You're A Beast
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Frank Zappa - He Used To Cut The Grass
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Frank Zappa - Help, I'm a Rock
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Frank Zappa - Here Lies Love
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Frank Zappa - Holding The Group Back
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Frank Zappa - Holiday In Berlin
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Frank Zappa - Honey, Don't You Want A Man Like Me?
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Frank Zappa - Hordern Intro (Incan Art Vamp)
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Frank Zappa - Hot Plate Heaven At The Green Hotel
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Frank Zappa - Hot Poop
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Frank Zappa - How Could I Be Such A Fool
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Frank Zappa - How Could I Be Such A Fool?
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Frank Zappa - I Ain't Got No Heart (in album Tinseltown Rebellion)
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Frank Zappa - I Come From Nowhere
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Frank Zappa - I Don't Even Care
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Frank Zappa - I Don't Wanna Get Drafted
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Frank Zappa - I Promise Not To Come In Your Mouth
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Frank Zappa - I'm A Band Leader
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Frank Zappa - I'm A Beautiful Guy
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Frank Zappa - I'm Stealing The Towels
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Frank Zappa - Ian Underwood Whips It Out
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Frank Zappa - If Only She Woulda
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Frank Zappa - If We'd All Been Living In California...
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Frank Zappa - In France
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Frank Zappa - Intro (The Yellow Shark Album)
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Frank Zappa - Invocation And Ritual Dance Of The Young Pumpkin
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Frank Zappa - Janet's Big Dance Number
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Frank Zappa - JCB & Kansas On The Bus #1
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Frank Zappa - JCB & Kansas On The Bus #2
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Frank Zappa - Jelly Roll Gum Drop
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Frank Zappa - Jezebel Boy
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Frank Zappa - Johnny Darling
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Frank Zappa - Just One More Time
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Frank Zappa - Kaiser Rolls
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Frank Zappa - Kangaroos
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Frank Zappa - Keep It Greasy
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Frank Zappa - Kenny's Booger Story
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Frank Zappa - King Kong
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Frank Zappa - Later That Night
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Frank Zappa - Latex Solar Beef
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Frank Zappa - Lemme Take You To The Beach
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Frank Zappa - Let's Make The Water Turn Black
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Frank Zappa - Let's Move To Cleveland
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Frank Zappa - Library Card
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Frank Zappa - Like It Or Not
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Frank Zappa - Little Girl Of Mine
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Frank Zappa - Little Green Scratchy Sweaters & Courturoy Ponce
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Frank Zappa - Little House I Used To Live In
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Frank Zappa - Little House I Used To Live In (in album Fillmore East )
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Frank Zappa - Lonely Little Girl
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Frank Zappa - Lonesome Cowboy Burt
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Frank Zappa - Lonesome Cowboy Nando
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Frank Zappa - Lonesome Electric Turkey
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Frank Zappa - Lost In A Whirlpool
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Frank Zappa - Louie Louie
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Frank Zappa - Love Of My Life
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Frank Zappa - Love Story
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Frank Zappa - Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 3)
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Frank Zappa - Lumpy Gravy I
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Frank Zappa - Magdalena
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Frank Zappa - Magic Fingers
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Frank Zappa - Man With The Woman Head
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Frank Zappa - Mary Lou
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Frank Zappa - Master Ringo
Dummy Up
Frank Zappa
Get up in the mornin'
You know, I dig this mornin'
The sun is shinin' bright
I'm gonna get outside
Gonna wash my face
Grab my hat
Put it on my head
I take a walk downtown
Yeah... Because I feel so-oh good
I think I'm gonna take a walk downtown
Hey! Sunrise!
Wo!
Somethin' I never seen before
Been walkin' down the street every day
Nobody like you ever passed my way
Maybe it must be too much sun
Couldn't be my hat, must be too much...
Wait a minute! Is that you?
What's that?...What, what's that?...
What, what's that?...What?...
Dummy Up
What is that?...
I know what that is, I know what that is...
I bet you that's a restaurant menu...
Let me see!...Let me see!
Not only do you get the Desenex burger
What?
Not only...the Desenex burger
Well you are in for a real treat, Jim
Wait a minute...I think I like that dance better than...
What are you talkin' about, creep?
What I'm talkin' about is you've been in this killer fog down here too long
What?
You need somethin' to get up and go to school with
Wait a minute, you're not talkin' to an old fool now,
You know I wasn't born yesterday!
Heh heh heh!
Wait a minute...
I like that little dance you were doin' there...
(Jeff Simmons tries to corrupt Napoleon Murphy Brock by showing him a lewd dance and suggesting that he'd smoke a high-school diploma...)
Hey! Wait a minute!
Hey this, this stuff...
I never seen one of these before...that's not a menu...
This stuff is expensive
What is that?
You shoot it, you'll conserve all winter.
I do what?
It lasts longer
(Not only do you get the Desenex burger)
Now come on, try it.
No, no.
It's really good.
No. Smoke THAT?!
Have I ever lied to you?
Have I ever seen you before?
I don't, I don't even know you!
Look...
I don't even know what that is!
And you're drivin' me to smoke it?!...
Just before, we smoked the tapes that you made.
Smoked the tapes?
Smoked the tapes of your group.
I think I'm with the damned.
You can really get off.
Let's try a joint of this.
A what?
A joint.
You mean this kinda joint?
No man!
Where you been in livin'?...Reseda?
No, San Jose.
(The evil dope pusher is cutting up a white gym sock, Formerly owned by Carl Zappa and still damp. The shredded sock will be placed inside of a high-school diploma And ignited with a sulphur-preparation... His first taste of big city life!...)
That's okay, wait...
Hey! The roach of this is really gonna be good, so I'll...
Have mercy!
What do you do with that thing?
WHAT DO YOU DO WITH THAT THING? YEAH!
Wait a minute!
Wait a minute!
Wait a minute!
What do you do with that thing?
I wanna know!
Wait a minute!
(Now the next step of this operation: The evil corrupter of youth is going to take him from Step One, Which is a mere high-school diploma stuffed with a gym sock, To Step Two, Which is a college-degree stuffed with absolutely nothing at all. Smoke that and it'll really get you out there!...)
I still don't feel as good as I felt this mornin'...yeah yeah...
(You'll grow out of it...)
DUMMY UP!
I heard it again, somebody said...
You see this?
Wait a minute!...
College!
College!
That's college-rhythm.
You mean if I smoke that, it's the same as this,
As if I was at college?
Roll it on up!
Roll it on up!
Roll it on up!
Give me that!...
No no, the college degree is stuffed with absolutely nothing at all.
You get, you get nothing with your college-degree...
But that's what I want!
I forgot, I'm sorry...
Well, if you get nothin', well that's what I want.
(A true Zen saying: Nothing is what I want. The results of a higher education...)