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Frank Zappa - Uncle Remus
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Frank Zappa - Bobby Brown Goes Down
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Frank Zappa - Bobby Brown
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Frank Zappa - Joe's Garage
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Frank Zappa - Muffin Man
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Frank Zappa - Cosmik Debris
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Frank Zappa - Inca Roads
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Frank Zappa - Peaches En Regalia
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Frank Zappa - The Torture Never Stops
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Frank Zappa - Montana
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Frank Zappa - Watermelon In Easter Hay
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Frank Zappa - You Are What You Is
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Frank Zappa - A Little Green Rosetta
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Frank Zappa - Catholic Girls
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Frank Zappa - Yo' Mama
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Frank Zappa - Any Way The Wind Blows
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Frank Zappa - Apostrophe(')
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Frank Zappa - Dickie's Such An Asshole
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Frank Zappa - Doreen
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Frank Zappa - Heavenly Bank Account
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Frank Zappa - Jewish Princess
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Frank Zappa - Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up
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Frank Zappa - Nanook Rubs It
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Frank Zappa - Stink-Foot
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Frank Zappa - Trouble Every Day
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Frank Zappa - Willie The Pimp
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Frank Zappa - Ain't Got No Heart
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Frank Zappa - Black Napkins
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Frank Zappa - Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy
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Frank Zappa - Cocaine Decisions
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Frank Zappa - Dirty Love
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Frank Zappa - Outside Now
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Frank Zappa - Sam With The Showing Scalp Flat Top
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Frank Zappa - San Ber'dino
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Frank Zappa - Sexual Harassment In The Workplace
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Frank Zappa - Stick It Out
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Frank Zappa - 200 Years Old
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Frank Zappa - Concentration Moon
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Frank Zappa - Debra Kadabra
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Frank Zappa - Disco Boy
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Frank Zappa - Don't Eat The Yellow Snow
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Frank Zappa - Fembot In A Wet T-shirt
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Frank Zappa - He Used To Cut The Grass
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Frank Zappa - Honey, Don't You Want A Man Like Me?
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Frank Zappa - How Could I Be Such A Fool
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Frank Zappa - Lemme Take You To The Beach
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Frank Zappa - My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama
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Frank Zappa - Valarie
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Frank Zappa - Valley Girl
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Frank Zappa - Village Of The Sun
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Frank Zappa - Your Mouth
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Frank Zappa - Advance Romance
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Frank Zappa - Any Kind Of Pain
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Frank Zappa - Baby Snakes
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Frank Zappa - Bacon Fat
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Frank Zappa - Beauty Knows No Pain
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Frank Zappa - Broken Hearts Are For Assholes
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Frank Zappa - Brown Shoes Don't Make It
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Frank Zappa - Camarillo Brillo
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Frank Zappa - Can't Afford No Shoes
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Frank Zappa - Cletus Awreetus-Awrightus
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Frank Zappa - Conehead
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Frank Zappa - Crew Slut
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Frank Zappa - Cucamonga
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Frank Zappa - Dinah Moe Humm
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Frank Zappa - Dumb All Over
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Frank Zappa - Father O'Blivion
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Frank Zappa - Fifty-Fifty
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Frank Zappa - Florentine Pogen
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Frank Zappa - For The Young Sophisticate
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Frank Zappa - Goblin Girl
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Frank Zappa - Harder Than Your Husband
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Frank Zappa - He's So Gay
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Frank Zappa - I Have Been In You
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Frank Zappa - I'm Not Satisfied
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Frank Zappa - I'm So Happy I Could Cry
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Frank Zappa - I'm The Slime
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Frank Zappa - Ian Underwood Whips It Out
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Frank Zappa - Magdalena
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Frank Zappa - Man With The Woman Head
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Frank Zappa - Mom & Dad
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Frank Zappa - Mudd Club
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Frank Zappa - Packard Goose
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Frank Zappa - Penguin In Bondage
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Frank Zappa - Penis Dimension
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Frank Zappa - Planet Of My Dreams
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Frank Zappa - Po-Jama People
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Frank Zappa - Poofter's Froth Wyoming Plans Ahead
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Frank Zappa - Rat Tomago
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Frank Zappa - Redneck Eats
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Frank Zappa - Sleeping In A Jar
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Frank Zappa - Sofa #2
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Frank Zappa - Son Of Mr. Green Genes
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Frank Zappa - St. Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast
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Frank Zappa - Suicide Chump
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Frank Zappa - Sy Borg
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Frank Zappa - Telephone Conversation
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Frank Zappa - The Adventures Of Greggery Peccary
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Frank Zappa - The Duke of Prunes
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Frank Zappa - The Duke Regains His Chops
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Frank Zappa - The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing
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Frank Zappa - The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing (in album Thing-Fish)
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Frank Zappa - Tinseltown Rebellion
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Frank Zappa - Uncle Bernie's Farm
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Frank Zappa - Very Distraughtening
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Frank Zappa - We Are Not Alone
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Frank Zappa - We Gotta Get Into Something Real
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Frank Zappa - Wet T-Shirt Nite
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Frank Zappa - What's The Ugliest part Of Your Body?
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Frank Zappa - Whippin' Post
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Frank Zappa - Who Are The Brain Police?
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Frank Zappa - Who Needs The Peace Corps?
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Frank Zappa - Wowie Zowie
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Frank Zappa - Wplj
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Frank Zappa - 200 Motels Fineale
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Frank Zappa - 5050
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Frank Zappa - 9/8 Objects
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Frank Zappa - A Few Moments With Brother A. West
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Frank Zappa - A Game Of Cards
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Frank Zappa - A Nun Suit Painted On Some Old Boxes
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Frank Zappa - A Token Of My Extreme
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Frank Zappa - A Typical Sound Check
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Frank Zappa - Absolutely Free
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Frank Zappa - Advance Romance (in album You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore vol 3 )
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Frank Zappa - Agency Man
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Frank Zappa - Alley Cat
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Frank Zappa - America Drinks
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Frank Zappa - America Drinks & Goes Home
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Frank Zappa - Amnesia Vivace
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Frank Zappa - Andy
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Frank Zappa - Any Downers?
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Frank Zappa - Anything
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Frank Zappa - Approximate
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Frank Zappa - Are You Hung Up?
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Frank Zappa - Are You Upset?
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Frank Zappa - Artificial Rhonda
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Frank Zappa - At The Gas Station
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Frank Zappa - Babbette
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Frank Zappa - Baby Please Don't Go (feat. John Lennon)
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Frank Zappa - Baby, Take Your Teeth Out
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Frank Zappa - Baked-Bean Boogie
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Frank Zappa - Bamboozled By Love
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Frank Zappa - Be In My Video
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Frank Zappa - Be-Bop Tango (Of The Old Jazzmen's Church)
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Frank Zappa - Big Leg Emma
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Frank Zappa - Big Swifty
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Frank Zappa - Billy The Mountain
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Frank Zappa - Bow Tie Daddy
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Frank Zappa - Briefcase Boogie
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Frank Zappa - Brown Moses
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Frank Zappa - Brown Shoes Don't Make It (in album Tinseltown Rebellion)
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Frank Zappa - Bwana Dik
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Frank Zappa - Call Any Vegetable
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Frank Zappa - Call Any Vegetable (in album Just Another Band From L.A.)
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Frank Zappa - Carol, You Fool
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Frank Zappa - Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 4)
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Frank Zappa - Centerville
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Frank Zappa - Chana In De Bushwop
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Frank Zappa - Charles Ives
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Frank Zappa - Charlie's Enormous Mouth
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Frank Zappa - Charva
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Frank Zappa - Cheap Thrills
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Frank Zappa - Cheepnis
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Frank Zappa - Chocolate Halvah
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Frank Zappa - Chunga's Revenge
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Frank Zappa - Church Chat
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Frank Zappa - City Of Tiny Lites
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Frank Zappa - City Of Tiny Lites (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 5)
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Frank Zappa - Clowns On Velvet
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Frank Zappa - Cocaine Decisions (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 3)
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Frank Zappa - Cock-Suckers' Ball
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Frank Zappa - Cops & Buns
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Frank Zappa - Cruising For Burgers
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Frank Zappa - Daddy, Daddy, Daddy
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Frank Zappa - Dance Contest
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Frank Zappa - Dancin' Fool
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Frank Zappa - Dental Hygeine Dilemma
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Frank Zappa - Dental Hygiene Dilemma
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Frank Zappa - Deseri
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Frank Zappa - Dew On The Newts We Got
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Frank Zappa - Didja Get Any Onya?
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Frank Zappa - Directly From My Heart To You
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Frank Zappa - Diseases Of The Band
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Frank Zappa - Do You Like My New Car?
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Frank Zappa - Does This Kind of Life Does This Kind of Life?
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Frank Zappa - Does This Kind Of Life Look Interesting To You?
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Frank Zappa - Dog Breath
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Frank Zappa - Dog Breath, In The Year Of The Plague
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Frank Zappa - Don't You Ever Wash That Thing?
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Frank Zappa - Dong Work For Yuda
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Frank Zappa - Doreen (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 5)
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Frank Zappa - Drafted Again
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Frank Zappa - Drop Dead
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Frank Zappa - Drowning Witch
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Frank Zappa - Drowning Witch (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 3)
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Frank Zappa - Drums Are Too Noisy
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Frank Zappa - Duke Of Prunes
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Frank Zappa - Dummy Up
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Frank Zappa - Easy Meat
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Frank Zappa - Echidna's Arf (Of You)
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Frank Zappa - Eddie, Are You Kidding?
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Frank Zappa - Electric Aunt Jemima
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Frank Zappa - Elvis Has Just Left The Building
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Frank Zappa - Envelops The Bath Tub
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Frank Zappa - Epilogue
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Frank Zappa - Evelyn, A Modified Dog
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Frank Zappa - Excentrifugal Forz
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Frank Zappa - Find Her Finer
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Frank Zappa - Fine Girl
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Frank Zappa - Flakes
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Frank Zappa - Flambay
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Frank Zappa - Flower Punk
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Frank Zappa - For Calvin (And His Next Two Hitch-Hikers)
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Frank Zappa - Fountain Of Love
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Frank Zappa - Frank Zappa
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Frank Zappa - Frogs With Dirty Little Lips
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Frank Zappa - Fuck Yourself
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Frank Zappa - Galoot Up-Date
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Frank Zappa - Geneva Farewell
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Frank Zappa - German Lunch
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Frank Zappa - Get A Little
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Frank Zappa - Go Cry On Somebody Else's Shoulder
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Frank Zappa - God Bless America
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Frank Zappa - Half A Dozen Provocative Squats
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Frank Zappa - Happy Together
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Frank Zappa - Harry & Rhonda
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Frank Zappa - Harry-As-A-Boy
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Frank Zappa - Harry, You're A Beast
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Frank Zappa - Help, I'm a Rock
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Frank Zappa - Here Lies Love
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Frank Zappa - Holding The Group Back
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Frank Zappa - Holiday In Berlin
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Frank Zappa - Hordern Intro (Incan Art Vamp)
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Frank Zappa - Hot Plate Heaven At The Green Hotel
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Frank Zappa - Hot Poop
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Frank Zappa - How Could I Be Such A Fool?
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Frank Zappa - Hungry Freaks, Daddy
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Frank Zappa - I Ain't Got No Heart
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Frank Zappa - I Ain't Got No Heart (in album Tinseltown Rebellion)
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Frank Zappa - I Come From Nowhere
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Frank Zappa - I Don't Even Care
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Frank Zappa - I Don't Wanna Get Drafted
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Frank Zappa - I Promise Not To Come In Your Mouth
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Frank Zappa - I'm A Band Leader
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Frank Zappa - I'm A Beautiful Guy
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Frank Zappa - I'm So Cute
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Frank Zappa - I'm Stealing The Towels
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Frank Zappa - If Only She Woulda
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Frank Zappa - If We'd All Been Living In California...
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Frank Zappa - In France
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Frank Zappa - Intro (The Yellow Shark Album)
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Frank Zappa - Invocation And Ritual Dance Of The Young Pumpkin
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Frank Zappa - It Can't Happen Here
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Frank Zappa - It Just Might Be A One-Shot Deal
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Frank Zappa - Janet's Big Dance Number
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Frank Zappa - JCB & Kansas On The Bus #1
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Frank Zappa - JCB & Kansas On The Bus #2
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Frank Zappa - Jelly Roll Gum Drop
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Frank Zappa - Jesus Thinks You're A Jerk
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Frank Zappa - Jezebel Boy
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Frank Zappa - Johnny Darling
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Frank Zappa - Jones Crusher
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Frank Zappa - Jumbo Go Away
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Frank Zappa - Just One More Time
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Frank Zappa - Kaiser Rolls
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Frank Zappa - Kangaroos
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Frank Zappa - Keep It Greasey
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Frank Zappa - Keep It Greasy
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Frank Zappa - Kenny's Booger Story
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Frank Zappa - King Kong
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Frank Zappa - Later That Night
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Frank Zappa - Latex Solar Beef
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Frank Zappa - Let's Make The Water Turn Black
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Frank Zappa - Let's Move To Cleveland
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Frank Zappa - Library Card
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Frank Zappa - Like It Or Not
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Frank Zappa - Little Girl Of Mine
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Frank Zappa - Little Green Scratchy Sweaters & Courturoy Ponce
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Frank Zappa - Little House I Used To Live In
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Frank Zappa - Little House I Used To Live In (in album Fillmore East )
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Frank Zappa - Little Rubber Girl
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Frank Zappa - Little Umbrellas
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Frank Zappa - Lonely Little Girl
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Frank Zappa - Lonesome Cowboy Burt
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Frank Zappa - Lonesome Cowboy Nando
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Frank Zappa - Lonesome Electric Turkey
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Frank Zappa - Lost In A Whirlpool
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Frank Zappa - Louie Louie
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Frank Zappa - Love Of My Life
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Frank Zappa - Love Story
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Frank Zappa - Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 3)
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Frank Zappa - Lumpy Gravy I
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Frank Zappa - Magic Fingers
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Frank Zappa - Mary Lou
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Frank Zappa - Massagio Galore
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Frank Zappa - Master Ringo
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Frank Zappa - Meow
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Frank Zappa - Moggio
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Frank Zappa - Montana (Whipping Floss)
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Frank Zappa - More Trouble Every Day
Do You Like My New Car?
Frank Zappa
Pleased to meet you...
Hi howie
We never met a pop star from hollywood... tell me something: have you ever met davey jones? or bobby sherman?
No.. no, i ..
I mean... david cassady, he's so...
Jimmy greenspoon, once i...
Three dog night?!!
Yeah...
Oh! i love them! they're my favorite band!.. ow gawd.. oh, do you like my new car? i'm ah.. my dad just gave it to me for graduation..
Ah yeaah?!! i'ts a ... it's a fillmore, isn't it? real futuristic, ah.. i dig the fins... listen: do you know how to get to the ah hollywood inn from here?
No, ah.. which one is it?
(burp) excuse me. it's the one by the airport... you know... cause we gotta get up early an'.. fly outta here in the morning, y'know...
Oh, i didn't know that... where do you guys play tomorrow night? i mean, i'd like to come maybe... in your bus or somethin'...
Yeah?..
(voice in background):
In the bus!
Come in the bus, huh?... tomorrow we're in ah, let's see... tierra del fuego...
Ook! you're so professional, howie!
Oh, it's not... it's nothing...
Howie, i mean, the way you gettin' tp-tp to play, an all these exotic places, i mean...
Yeah
Tell me something.. tell me and my girl-... tell me: do you really have a hit record... on the charts now?... with a bullet? ... i mean that's really important to me...
Listen, honey: would i lie to you just to get in your pants?
He-het! listen! hey, listen to me tellin' ya: we are not groupies!
Naw, i never.. i never said...
We are not groupies! you better understand that!.. i told robert planet, i told elton john, i told all those big guys...
Robert planet?!
We are not groupies!
No, i never..
Roger daltrey never laid a hand on me!
Yaw.. it's obvious to see why... listen, i never...
(2nd non-groupie):
Howie..
(1st non-groupie):
Tell him! tell him right now!
(2nd non-groupie):
We only like musicians for f-friends. you know?
(voices in back):
Real straight arrow, howie, really... just for friends, howie...
(2nd non-groupie):
But we still like you yeah.. we wouldn't mind coming in your bus, but..
(2nd non-groupie):
I mean, we still want to hear your record...
Listen you chicks!now didn' .. didn't you just say that you got off bein' juked with a baby octopus and spewed upon with cream corn? an' that your hair-lipped dyke-o bass-playing girlfriend on the backseat had to have it with a yoo-hoo bottle or she went apeshit?!..
Ooooh..
What's the deal, baby? come on..
Howie! howie, lissen yo me... all that's true..
Come across..
All that's true, and sometimes i even dig it with a doctor brown's cream soda... or a cel-ray!... but! we are not groupies! no matter what you think...
No, i never...
We are not groupies..
You see, there seems to be some kind of a communication problem, honey... because i... i am a lonely guy from outta town, y'know an'... an' i want some action... what i'm talkin' about is, i wanna... a-a-steaming... succulent... ever-widening, gooey, drippy, runny kind of a hole with a... with... how shall i put this... what say we hop in the trunk of your gremlin an' get our rocks off...
Hey! hey-hey-hey-heyyyy.... jesus!...
(voice in back):
I'm in this band, man...
(voice up front):
Very agile, howie, very agile...
(voice in back):
I am in this band no matter what we do up here... it's all...
Now lissen! it just so happend... tonight me and my girlfriends, i mean, we've all come here for one thing tonight...
Yeah?
Looking for a guy... and we're looking for a guy from a group
Wow
But he's gotta have a dick!
Waaah!
And he's gotta have a dick that's a monster!!
Waaaaaaaah!... that's me!! that's me! ooh! ... oooohh, you voluptouns manhattan island clit.. take me... i'm yours, you hole... fulfill my... wildest... dreams!....
Ooooh! anything for you, my most seductive, seclusive... pop star of a man... picture this if you can: bead jobs! knotted nylons! bamboo canes! three unreleased recordings of crosby, stills, nash and young fighting in the dressing-room of the fillmore east! why, 'n enchilada wrapped with pickle sauce shook up and down in between a donkey's legs until he can't it stand anymore! all this and more, howie! including! an electric coolde pony harness, with fuel injection... fuel injection... fuel injection...
Oooh! my god, i ... i ... i can't stand it!... i mean... i mean, dou you understand the implications of what i'm saying? i can't stand it!!! i can't stand it !! i can't stand it!! oh no!!... oh my god... i'm going home! i'm gonna see my baby... (etc) i really can't stand it... please... give it to me... give it to me right here in the trunk of your gremlin.. give me... give me the enchilada with the pickles sauce shoved up between a donkey's ass until he can't come anymore!...
Hey-hey! haha! not until you sing me your big hit record!... and i want to hear the big hit record, and i wanna hear it now, an' i wanna hear the big hit record now with a bullet! with a bullet!
The bullet?
The bullet! the bullet! i'ts the part that gets me the hottest... hehe!.. now sing me that record, and i wanna hear it right now or you ain't driving nowhere tonight, buddy...
Well, i know when i'm licked... all over.... okay, baby: bend over and spread 'em!... here comes my... bullet!!
(all sing happy together)