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Five Iron Frenzy - Arnold And Willis And Mr. Drumond
- 2
Five Iron Frenzy - Giants
- 3
Five Iron Frenzy - Handbook For The Sellout
- 4
Five Iron Frenzy - A Flowery Song
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Five Iron Frenzy - A New Hope
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Five Iron Frenzy - Ab's Song
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Five Iron Frenzy - Abraham Lincoln Beard Part 1
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Five Iron Frenzy - Abraham Lincoln Beard Part 2
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Five Iron Frenzy - Abraham Lincoln Beard Part 3
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Five Iron Frenzy - All Of The Pants Songs
- 11
Five Iron Frenzy - All That Is Good
- 12
Five Iron Frenzy - All The Hype
- 13
Five Iron Frenzy - Amalgamate
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Five Iron Frenzy - American Kryptonite
- 15
Five Iron Frenzy - Anchors Away
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Five Iron Frenzy - Anthem
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Five Iron Frenzy - At Least I'm Not Like All Those Other Old Guys
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Five Iron Frenzy - Banner Year
- 19
Five Iron Frenzy - Beautiful America
- 20
Five Iron Frenzy - Blue Comb '78
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Five Iron Frenzy - Blue Mix
- 22
Five Iron Frenzy - Burn
- 23
Five Iron Frenzy - Cannonball
- 24
Five Iron Frenzy - Car
- 25
Five Iron Frenzy - Chew Water
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Five Iron Frenzy - Combat Chuck
- 27
Five Iron Frenzy - Cool Enough For You
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Five Iron Frenzy - Dandelions
- 29
Five Iron Frenzy - Dog Food
- 30
Five Iron Frenzy - Donkey Basketball
- 31
Five Iron Frenzy - Eulogy
- 32
Five Iron Frenzy - Every New Day
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Five Iron Frenzy - Everywhere I Go
- 34
Five Iron Frenzy - Fahrenheit
- 35
Five Iron Frenzy - Faking Life
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Five Iron Frenzy - Far Far Away
- 37
Five Iron Frenzy - Farewell To Arms
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Five Iron Frenzy - Farsighted
- 39
Five Iron Frenzy - Fistful Of Sand
- 40
Five Iron Frenzy - Five Iron Is Stupid
- 41
Five Iron Frenzy - Four Kids in Memphis
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Five Iron Frenzy - Four-Fifty-One
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Five Iron Frenzy - Get Your Riot Gear
- 44
Five Iron Frenzy - Give Me Back My Sandwich
- 45
Five Iron Frenzy - How's About Some Milk
- 46
Five Iron Frenzy - Hurricanes
- 47
Five Iron Frenzy - I Feel Lucky
- 48
Five Iron Frenzy - I Still Like Larry
- 49
Five Iron Frenzy - It Was Beautiful
- 50
Five Iron Frenzy - It's Not Unusual
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Five Iron Frenzy - It's So Hot I'm Going To Have A Heat Stroke
- 52
Five Iron Frenzy - Juggernaut
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Five Iron Frenzy - Kamikaze
- 54
Five Iron Frenzy - Kingdom Of The Dinosaurs
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Five Iron Frenzy - Kitty Doggy
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Five Iron Frenzy - Left
- 57
Five Iron Frenzy - Litmus
- 58
Five Iron Frenzy - Mama Mia
- 59
Five Iron Frenzy - Mamma Mia!
- 60
Five Iron Frenzy - Marty
- 61
Five Iron Frenzy - Mayonnaise Taco Monday
- 62
Five Iron Frenzy - Me Oh My
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Five Iron Frenzy - Metal Rules!
- 64
Five Iron Frenzy - Milestone
- 65
Five Iron Frenzy - Mind For Treason
- 66
Five Iron Frenzy - Most Likely To Succeed
- 67
Five Iron Frenzy - My Evil Plan To Save The World
- 68
Five Iron Frenzy - Never Ask Us To Play This
- 69
Five Iron Frenzy - New Hope
- 70
Five Iron Frenzy - New Year's Eve
- 71
Five Iron Frenzy - No Grandma = Know Grandma
- 72
Five Iron Frenzy - Oh Canada
- 73
Five Iron Frenzy - Old West
- 74
Five Iron Frenzy - Omnivores For Mediocrity
- 75
Five Iron Frenzy - On Distant Shores
- 76
Five Iron Frenzy - One Girl Army
- 77
Five Iron Frenzy - Plan B
- 78
Five Iron Frenzy - Praise The Lord
- 79
Five Iron Frenzy - Pre-Ex-Girlfriend
- 80
Five Iron Frenzy - Rhubarb Pie
- 81
Five Iron Frenzy - Screams In The Night
- 82
Five Iron Frenzy - Second Season
- 83
Five Iron Frenzy - See The Flames Begin To Crawl
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Five Iron Frenzy - So Far, So Bad
- 85
Five Iron Frenzy - Solidarity
- 86
Five Iron Frenzy - Something Like Laughter
- 87
Five Iron Frenzy - Spartan
- 88
Five Iron Frenzy - Stinky Hippy
- 89
Five Iron Frenzy - Suckerpunch
- 90
Five Iron Frenzy - Superpowers
- 91
Five Iron Frenzy - Sweet Talkin' Woman
- 92
Five Iron Frenzy - That Tastes Horrible
- 93
Five Iron Frenzy - That's How The Story Ends
- 94
Five Iron Frenzy - The Cross Of St. Andrew
- 95
Five Iron Frenzy - The Day We Killed
- 96
Five Iron Frenzy - The Greatest Story Ever Told
- 97
Five Iron Frenzy - The Phantom Mullet
- 98
Five Iron Frenzy - The Untimely Death Of Brad
- 99
Five Iron Frenzy - These Are Not My Pants
- 100
Five Iron Frenzy - Third World Think Tank
- 101
Five Iron Frenzy - Trapeze Swinger
- 102
Five Iron Frenzy - Ugly Day
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Five Iron Frenzy - Vultures
- 104
Five Iron Frenzy - When I Go Out
- 105
Five Iron Frenzy - When I See Her Face
- 106
Five Iron Frenzy - Where Is Micah?
- 107
Five Iron Frenzy - Where The Zero Meets The Fifteen
- 108
Five Iron Frenzy - Wizard Needs Food, Badly
- 109
Five Iron Frenzy - World Without End
- 110
Five Iron Frenzy - You Can't Handle This
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Five Iron Frenzy - You Probably Shouldn't Move Here
Trapeze Swinger
Five Iron Frenzy
by the rosebush laughing
with bruises on my chin, the time when
we counted every black car passing
your house beneath the hill, and up until
someone caught us in the kitchen
with maps, a mountain range, a piggy bank
a vision too removed to mention
But please remember me, fondly,
i heard from someone you're still pretty
and then they went on to say that the Pearly Gates
have such eloquent graffiti
like: "we'll meet again" and "fuck the Man"
and "tell my mother not to worry"
and angels with their great handshakes
but always done in such a hurry
and please remember me, at Halloween
making fools of all the neighbors
our faces painted white, by midnight
we'd forgotten one another
and when the morning came I was ashamed
only now it seems so silly
that season left the world and then returned
and now you're lit up by the city
so please remember me, mistakenly
in the window of the tallest tower
call, then pass us by, but much too high
to see the empty road at happy hour
gleam and resonate just like the gates
around the Holy Kingdom
with words like: "lost and found" and "don't look down"
and "someone save temptation"
and please remember me, as in the dream
we had as rug-burned babies
among the fallen trees and fast asleep
beside the lions and the ladies
that called you what you like and even might
give a gift for your behavior:
a fleeting chance to see a trapeze-
swinger high as any savior
but please remember me, my misery
and how it lost me all i wanted
those dogs that love the rain, and chasin' trains
the colored birds above there runnin'
in circles round the well, and where it spells
on the wall behind St. Peter
so bright on cinder gray in spray paint:
"who the hell can see forever?"
and please remember me, seldomly
in the car behind the carnival
my hand between your knees, you turn from me
and said the trapeze act was wonderful
but never meant to last, the clowns that passed
saw me just come up with anger
when it filled with circus dogs, the parking lot
had an element of danger
so please remember me, finally
and all my uphill clawing
my dear, but if i make the Pearly Gates
i'll do my best to make a drawing
of God and Lucifer, a boy and girl
an angel kissin' on a sinner
a monkey and a man, a marching band
all around the frightened trapeze-swinger
nah nah nah, nah nah nah nah ...