- 1
Five Iron Frenzy - Arnold And Willis And Mr. Drumond
- 2
Five Iron Frenzy - Giants
- 3
Five Iron Frenzy - Handbook For The Sellout
- 4
Five Iron Frenzy - A Flowery Song
- 5
Five Iron Frenzy - A New Hope
- 6
Five Iron Frenzy - Ab's Song
- 7
Five Iron Frenzy - Abraham Lincoln Beard Part 1
- 8
Five Iron Frenzy - Abraham Lincoln Beard Part 2
- 9
Five Iron Frenzy - Abraham Lincoln Beard Part 3
- 10
Five Iron Frenzy - All Of The Pants Songs
- 11
Five Iron Frenzy - All That Is Good
- 12
Five Iron Frenzy - All The Hype
- 13
Five Iron Frenzy - Amalgamate
- 14
Five Iron Frenzy - American Kryptonite
- 15
Five Iron Frenzy - Anchors Away
- 16
Five Iron Frenzy - Anthem
- 17
Five Iron Frenzy - At Least I'm Not Like All Those Other Old Guys
- 18
Five Iron Frenzy - Banner Year
- 19
Five Iron Frenzy - Beautiful America
- 20
Five Iron Frenzy - Blue Comb '78
- 21
Five Iron Frenzy - Blue Mix
- 22
Five Iron Frenzy - Burn
- 23
Five Iron Frenzy - Cannonball
- 24
Five Iron Frenzy - Car
- 25
Five Iron Frenzy - Chew Water
- 26
Five Iron Frenzy - Combat Chuck
- 27
Five Iron Frenzy - Cool Enough For You
- 28
Five Iron Frenzy - Dandelions
- 29
Five Iron Frenzy - Dog Food
- 30
Five Iron Frenzy - Donkey Basketball
- 31
Five Iron Frenzy - Eulogy
- 32
Five Iron Frenzy - Every New Day
- 33
Five Iron Frenzy - Everywhere I Go
- 34
Five Iron Frenzy - Fahrenheit
- 35
Five Iron Frenzy - Faking Life
- 36
Five Iron Frenzy - Far Far Away
- 37
Five Iron Frenzy - Farewell To Arms
- 38
Five Iron Frenzy - Farsighted
- 39
Five Iron Frenzy - Fistful Of Sand
- 40
Five Iron Frenzy - Five Iron Is Stupid
- 41
Five Iron Frenzy - Four Kids in Memphis
- 42
Five Iron Frenzy - Four-Fifty-One
- 43
Five Iron Frenzy - Get Your Riot Gear
- 44
Five Iron Frenzy - Give Me Back My Sandwich
- 45
Five Iron Frenzy - How's About Some Milk
- 46
Five Iron Frenzy - Hurricanes
- 47
Five Iron Frenzy - I Feel Lucky
- 48
Five Iron Frenzy - I Still Like Larry
- 49
Five Iron Frenzy - It Was Beautiful
- 50
Five Iron Frenzy - It's Not Unusual
- 51
Five Iron Frenzy - It's So Hot I'm Going To Have A Heat Stroke
- 52
Five Iron Frenzy - Juggernaut
- 53
Five Iron Frenzy - Kamikaze
- 54
Five Iron Frenzy - Kingdom Of The Dinosaurs
- 55
Five Iron Frenzy - Kitty Doggy
- 56
Five Iron Frenzy - Left
- 57
Five Iron Frenzy - Litmus
- 58
Five Iron Frenzy - Mama Mia
- 59
Five Iron Frenzy - Mamma Mia!
- 60
Five Iron Frenzy - Marty
- 61
Five Iron Frenzy - Mayonnaise Taco Monday
- 62
Five Iron Frenzy - Me Oh My
- 63
Five Iron Frenzy - Metal Rules!
- 64
Five Iron Frenzy - Milestone
- 65
Five Iron Frenzy - Mind For Treason
- 66
Five Iron Frenzy - Most Likely To Succeed
- 67
Five Iron Frenzy - My Evil Plan To Save The World
- 68
Five Iron Frenzy - Never Ask Us To Play This
- 69
Five Iron Frenzy - New Hope
- 70
Five Iron Frenzy - New Year's Eve
- 71
Five Iron Frenzy - No Grandma = Know Grandma
- 72
Five Iron Frenzy - Oh Canada
- 73
Five Iron Frenzy - Old West
- 74
Five Iron Frenzy - Omnivores For Mediocrity
- 75
Five Iron Frenzy - On Distant Shores
- 76
Five Iron Frenzy - One Girl Army
- 77
Five Iron Frenzy - Plan B
- 78
Five Iron Frenzy - Praise The Lord
- 79
Five Iron Frenzy - Pre-Ex-Girlfriend
- 80
Five Iron Frenzy - Rhubarb Pie
- 81
Five Iron Frenzy - Screams In The Night
- 82
Five Iron Frenzy - Second Season
- 83
Five Iron Frenzy - See The Flames Begin To Crawl
- 84
Five Iron Frenzy - So Far, So Bad
- 85
Five Iron Frenzy - Solidarity
- 86
Five Iron Frenzy - Something Like Laughter
- 87
Five Iron Frenzy - Spartan
- 88
Five Iron Frenzy - Stinky Hippy
- 89
Five Iron Frenzy - Suckerpunch
- 90
Five Iron Frenzy - Superpowers
- 91
Five Iron Frenzy - Sweet Talkin' Woman
- 92
Five Iron Frenzy - That Tastes Horrible
- 93
Five Iron Frenzy - That's How The Story Ends
- 94
Five Iron Frenzy - The Cross Of St. Andrew
- 95
Five Iron Frenzy - The Day We Killed
- 96
Five Iron Frenzy - The Greatest Story Ever Told
- 97
Five Iron Frenzy - The Phantom Mullet
- 98
Five Iron Frenzy - The Untimely Death Of Brad
- 99
Five Iron Frenzy - These Are Not My Pants
- 100
Five Iron Frenzy - Third World Think Tank
- 101
Five Iron Frenzy - Trapeze Swinger
- 102
Five Iron Frenzy - Ugly Day
- 103
Five Iron Frenzy - Vultures
- 104
Five Iron Frenzy - When I Go Out
- 105
Five Iron Frenzy - When I See Her Face
- 106
Five Iron Frenzy - Where Is Micah?
- 107
Five Iron Frenzy - Where The Zero Meets The Fifteen
- 108
Five Iron Frenzy - Wizard Needs Food, Badly
- 109
Five Iron Frenzy - World Without End
- 110
Five Iron Frenzy - You Can't Handle This
- 111
Five Iron Frenzy - You Probably Shouldn't Move Here
Litmus
Five Iron Frenzy
There's a hundred other uses for breath better spent.
Forming the template,
for how the band should be,
Devising and scheming someone else's ministry.
What were the words?
Did he say Jesus Christ?
Again and again until his name became trife?
What is the extent of all your tests?
What is the measure of their success?
Not acid or base to test in a beaker,
Hold your diving rod up to the speaker.
Litmus test a piece of paper.
You'll never formulate your maker.
With pocketfuls of quips and gurgles,
Words that fluff like a handful of gerbils.
I heard your yelling above the crowd,
Standing in the back with the arrogant and proud.
You say preach, they say rock.
You put my God inside a box.
What is the extent of all your tests?
What is the measure of their success?
Not acid or base to test in a beaker,
Hold your diving rod up to the speaker.
Litmus test a piece of paper.
You'll never formulate your maker.
The time has come, the night to end,
So speak your piece to your circle of friends.
They ripped you off, they entertained,
[They did not try to ease your pain.]
You thought you knew where God belonged,
But songs were sung and the band played on.
Litmus test a piece of paper.
