Living to get his freak on Sporting his leopard skin thong Charlie the Methadone Man Plays Sunday nights in a rock and roll band Charlie the methadone, the methadone man
Patience - the name of the game Waiting on Dr. Kinkaid Charlie the Methadone Man Fills out the papers just as fast as he can Charlie the methadone, the methadone man
When you're all alone And you got nowhere to go Better take it slow Oh you get so tired of where you are
Kicking his lonely lit brain Drinking to try and stay sane Charlie the Methadone Man Chases his tail just as fast as he can Charlie the methadone, the methadone man