Chorus: (Stewie)
His name is stewie (I say)
He's throwing you, a sexy party (Sexy)
I'm so in love with Stew
The only baby who's got it all figured out
You better gonna get in on it now, (You got that right)
he's gonna take over the world oneday
Stewie:
Welcome to my sexy party
have a breast milk, with a dash of Bacardi
The women will converse with you about wealth
or shoes, or the weather, and everyone's health
we're all celebrating with smiles on fold,
as I make preperations to take over the world
and just so it won't seem awfully strange
I'll tell you right now whats going to change
Beyoncé Knowles will massage my head,
and i'll make Kid Rock bring me breakfast in bed,
and Britney's husband will feel my rath,
when my army makes the little fucker take a bath
Chorus: (Stewie)
His name is stewie (That's right)
He's throwing you, a sexy party (No shit)
I'm so in love with Stew
The only baby who's got it all figured out
You better gonna get in on it now, (You got that right, ladies)
he's gonna take over the world oneday
Stewie:
When I rule the world, I don't want to hear giggles,
I'll not be disturbed while I'm watching the Wiggles
and maybe this is going out on a limb
but i'll expect better jokes on According To Jim
and Starbucks will use the words large and small
not pretensious crap like grande and tall
and just to give babies a fighting chance
i'll make it socially acceptable to shit in your pants
and curfew times will be no more
you can stay out till 2 or 3 or 4
but who's going to make you go to bed
certainly not Lois, the bitch'll be dead
Chorus: (Stewie)
His name is stewie (I'm Stewie, that's right)
He's throwing you, a sexy party (I'm the craziest player)
I'm so in love with Stew
The only baby who's got it all figured out
You better gonna get in on it now, (Yes indeed)
he's gonna take over the world oneday
Stewie:
When i'm ruler of the world, I'll use my might
to put more Plinko on The Price is Right
and Madonna will perform at my palace, live
cause she still looks beautiful at 75
and Banana Republic will feel my rage
when I order them to stop asking me if
I want a fucking 10% discount card, alright?
all I want is this shirt, and these pants, okay,
and I know you guys get like, like a store commission
everytime you sell one of these things, and that's great
and your parents are probably really fucking proud of you...
Stewie: (speaking ontop of the chorus)
oh, Juniors got a job, he's doing well,
oh everythings honky dorey in the family
oh, you know what, ok,
right in the middle of a sentence there,
and you interupted me, are you ladies
even listening to what I'm saying, hello, hello,
damn you, I will not be ignored, oh fuck,
fine, i'll just go suck on Lois' breast or something
damn you all!
