[Whizzer]
Hang up all your clothes
[Marvin]
Whizzer begs
[Whizzer]
Whizzer knows
[Marvin]
Shave your legs
[Whizzer]
Make me sick
[Marvin]
You're a prick
[Whizzer]
God you're impossible
We've been together for nine months
[Marvin]
Ten months
[Whizzer]
Nine months
[Marvin]
Ten months
[Whizzer]
Nine months
[Marvin]
Ten months
We are the salt of the bourgeoisie
[Whizzer]
While I put the steak in
[Marvin]
I bring home the bacon
[Both]
And we're proud to say we love it how we
[Marvin/whizzer]
Don't, won't
[Marvin]
Don't
[Whizzer]
Won't
[Marvin]
Don't
[Marvin & Whizzer]
Agree
[Whizzer]
Everything he owns is vile
Marvin doesn't care a whit
Marvin doesn't share
My devotion to
Style
Men from France can cancel a debt
Men in cufflinks make me forget my name
I intend to upset
This regrettable game
[Marvin]
Whizzer takes me by the neck
[Whizzer]
What is this, wash and wear?
[Marvin]
Whizzer has unlimited knowledge of
Dreck
[Whizzer]
Send me flowers
[Marvin]
Mention is made
[Whizzer]
Make them roses
[Marvin]
Attention is paid
In full
[Whizzer]
See how quickly he sours
[Marvin]
When he pushes, I pull
[Whizzer]
Hang up your clothes, Marvin
Breeding shows, Marvin
[Marvin]
I was rich
He was horny
[Whizzer]
We fit like a glove
[Marvin]
Close your eyes, Whizzer
[Whizzer]
Passion dies
But I'd kill for that thrill of first
Love
[Both]
We ask for passion at all times
We stand for passion and drink this toast
[Whizzer]
Still it's awfully trying
[Marvin]
And we're not denying
[Both]
That of all the lesser passions
We like fighting most
[Whizzer]
Eh
[Marvin]
Whizzer screws too much to see
What a joy's monogamy
What a joy is saving his joys
For one man
[Whizzer]
Leave me
[Marvin]
Love me
[Whizzer]
Don't be a fool
[Marvin]
Want me
[Whizzer]
Feed me
[Marvin]
No one's so cruel
And cheap
[Whizzer]
What I love I devour
[Marvin]
What you love you devour
What I covet I keep
Isn't that right, Whizzer?
Let's both fight, Whizzer!
[Whizzer]
I was trained in karate
[Marvin]
I'm best when I cheat
So I'll cheat, Whizzer, and I'll shove
And I'll kill for that thrill of first
Love
[Whizzer]
We've been together for nine months
[Marvin]
Ten months
[Whizzer]
Nine months
[Marvin]
We've been together for ten months
[Whizzer]
What, it's been nine months
[Marvin]
Ten months
[Both]
In fact we've almost survived a year
[Whizzer]
True, but who is counting?
[Both]
We're too busy mounting
A display of our affection
That is so sincere
[30 measure interlude]
[Both]
Passion dies
Passion dies
[Whizzer]
I would kill for that thrill of first love
[Marvin]
I would kill for that thrill of first love
[Whizzer]
I would kill for that thrill of first love
[Marvin]
I would kill for that thrill
[Both]
I would kill for that thrill of first
Love
Love
Lo-ve
