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Fad Gadget - For Whon The Bells Toll
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Fad Gadget - Back To Nature
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Fad Gadget - Collapsing New People
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Fad Gadget - Love Parasite
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Fad Gadget - Ricky's Hand
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Fad Gadget - Ad Nauseam
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Fad Gadget - Blind Eyes
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Fad Gadget - Bridge St Shuffle
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Fad Gadget - Cipher
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Fad Gadget - Coitus Interruptus
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Fad Gadget - Concrete
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Fad Gadget - Diana
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Fad Gadget - Fireside Favourite
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Fad Gadget - From The City To The Isle of Dogs
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Fad Gadget - Hotsiknots
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Fad Gadget - Ideal World
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Fad Gadget - Immobilise
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Fad Gadget - Innocent Bystander
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Fad Gadget - Insecticide
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Fad Gadget - Joe Hill
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Fad Gadget - John Henry Let Your Hammer Ring
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Fad Gadget - Jump
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Fad Gadget - King of The Flies
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Fad Gadget - Lady Shave
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Fad Gadget - Lemmings On Lovers' Rock
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Fad Gadget - Life on the Line IV
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Fad Gadget - Luddite Joe
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Fad Gadget - Luxury
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Fad Gadget - Megalomaniac
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Fad Gadget - New Jerusalem
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Fad Gadget - Newsreel
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Fad Gadget - One Man's Meat
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Fad Gadget - Pedestrian
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Fad Gadget - Plain Clothes
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Fad Gadget - Plainsong
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Fad Gadget - Salt Lake City Sunday
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Fad Gadget - Sam Hall
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Fad Gadget - Saturday Night Special
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Fad Gadget - Scapegoat
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Fad Gadget - Shot in the Dark
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Fad Gadget - Sleep
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Fad Gadget - Small World
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Fad Gadget - Snakes and Ladders
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Fad Gadget - Spacegoat
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Fad Gadget - Speak To Me
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Fad Gadget - Stand Up
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Fad Gadget - State of The Nation
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Fad Gadget - Swallow It
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Fad Gadget - The box
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Fad Gadget - The Brotherhood
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Fad Gadget - The Cutting Edge
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Fad Gadget - The Ring
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Fad Gadget - The Sheep Look Up
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Fad Gadget - Ultramarine
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Fad Gadget - Under the Flag
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Fad Gadget - Under the Flag II
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Fad Gadget - Unknown Civilian
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Fad Gadget - Wheels of Fortune
Bridge St Shuffle
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Playing chess with the Elephant Man
And delivered by a midwife
In the shell of a giant clam
My best friends were a sewer rat
And a city fox
At the age of ten
I developed a yen for
Dismantling clocks
I biked in whistling from the East
Wearing an open mind
Wondering about my future
And the treasures I would find
But some trendy cat from Chelsea
Looked at me in fright
Said I needed elocution
I chewed my tongue all night
So meet me by the old bridge
When the sun is getting low
There's a new gambling game
They call the Lemming Show
I've got two tickets front row seats
For the river side
We can take a picnic
And watch the suicides
Well I pulled up by the kerb
And parked my bicycle
In the snow was a red faced man
Selling icicles
I asked why coals to Newcastle
He said demand and supply
I said I didn't see the point in that
Then he poked me in the eye
Then I came across a theatre queue
Waiting to get in
To see Unemployment Benefit
By a writer with a pseudonym
So I played them a tune
By the light of the moon
And then held out my hat
But all I got was a pile of bills
All Including VAT
So meet me by the old bridge
When the sun is getting low
There's a new gambling game
They call the Lemming Show
I've got two tickets front row seats
For the river side
We can take a picnic
And watch the suicides
So I had a dance with my shadow
But I don't think he was impressed
His legs and arms were twenty foot long
And he was badly dressed
It was then the howling squad car
Pulled up by my side
And two laughing policemen in one coat
Asked me to take a ride
They arrested me for Indocency
As I was dancing a jig
And took me in for chemistry
As a guinea pig
They dragged me into the back room
And injected a disease
But when I showed no symptoms
They offered me some cheese
So meet me by the old bridge
When the sun is getting low
There's a new gambling game
They call the Lemming Show
I've got two tickets front row seats
For the river side
We can take a picnic
And watch the suicides
The doctor said see here boy
We know you're anti-state
But give us some of those anti-bodies
And we'll secure your fate
So I made a deal all signed and sealed
And waited for my pay
While the private eye cured the town
And made a kill that day
I saw Big Doc's rise to fame
On the T. V. in the lounge
And I said to the nurse
That takes the biscuit
Is there some tea that I can scrounge
But she kicked me out on the street
With only two pints of blood
So I played my pipe to my friends the rats
And the city began to flood
So meet me by the old bridge
When the sun is getting low
There's a new gambling game
They call the Lemming Show
I've got two tickets front row seats
For the river side
We can take a picnic
And watch the suicides