Scotty doesn't know that fiona and me Do it in my van every Sunday She tells him she's in church but she doesn't go Still she's on her knees and scotty doesn't know!
Oh Scotty doesn't know! So don't tell Scotty! Scotty doesn't know! Scotty doesn't know! So don't tell Scotty!
Fiona says she's out shopping But she's under me and I'm not stopping
Because Scotty doesn't know! Scotty doesn't know! So don't tell Scotty! Scotty doesn't know!
Don't tell Scotty!
I can't believe he's so trusting While I'm right behind you thrusting Fiona's got him on the phone And she's trying not to moan It's a three-way call and he knows nothing!
Scotty doesn't know! So don't tell Scotty! Scotty doesn't know!
We'll put on a show! Everyone will go! Scotty doesn't know!
The parkin lot Why not? It's so cool when you're on top! His front lawn in the snow Life is so hard because Scotty doesn't know!
