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Machito Ponce - Short Dick Man
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Perry Como - Magic Moments
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Peggy Lee - Fever
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Omara Portuondo - Veinte Años
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Benny Moré - Conoci La Paz
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Cheo Feliciano - El Ratón
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Juan Diego Florez - Ah! Mes Amis
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Il Nene de Oro - HACERME RICO
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La Deskarga - Si Tú Sabes
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Africando - Colombia Mi Corazón
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Unaesta - La Vida Es Una Lenteja
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Edmundo Ros - Dancing Queen
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Xavier Cugat - Rico Vacilón
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Tito Puente - Mambo Gozón
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Arturo Sandoval - Everyday I Think Of You
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Shaft - Mucho Mambo
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Lou Bega - Mambo No. 5 (A Little Bit Of...)
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Eddie Santiago - Qué Locura Enamorarme de Ti
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Los Wawanco - La Banda Esta Borracha
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Betinho e Seu Conjunto - Enrolando o Rock
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Dean Martin - Everybody Loves Somebody
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Pérez Prado - Mambo No. 5
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Rosemary Clooney - Sway
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De Phazz - Jazz Music
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Yma Sumac - Babalu
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Dean Martin - Thats Amore
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Pérez Prado - Cherry Pink And Apple Blossom White
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Cheo Feliciano - Sali Porque Sali
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Perry Como - And I Love You So
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Peggy Lee - Sweet Happy Life
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Omara Portuondo - La Sitiera
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Benny Moré - Como Fue
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Benny Moré - Bonito y Sabroso
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Lou Bega - I Got a Girl
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Eddie Santiago - Lluvia
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Los Wawanco - La Cosecha de Mujeres
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Betinho e Seu Conjunto - Neurastênico
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Betinho e Seu Conjunto - Rock do Galinheiro
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Lou Bega - Disney Mambo No. 5
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Lou Bega - Boyfriend
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Eddie Santiago - Mía
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Los Wawanco - El Pescador
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Dean Martin - Let It Snow!
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Pérez Prado - Mambo del Politecnico
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Cheo Feliciano - Enamorado de Tí
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Perry Como - Here We Come A-Caroling (We Wish You a Merry Christmas)
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Perry Como - Killing Me Softly With Her Song
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Peggy Lee - It's a good day
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Peggy Lee - Why Don't You Do Right
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Omara Portuondo - Tal Vez
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Peggy Lee - I'm A Woman
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Perry Como - Papa Loves Mambo
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Lou Bega - Dance Like an African
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Dean Martin - Sway
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Dean Martin - Ain't That a Kick In The Head?
Short Dick Man
Machito Ponce
Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Machito:
oye pana, oye brother
yo no hago caso lo que hablan los rumores de mi
pues soy Bien Hombre! de nacimiento machito es mi nombre
y tu, mujer, lo que tu dices no puedo entender
que yo no soy jinete pa tu montura, echa un ojo debajo de la
cintura
y veras,
no es cuestion de talla, pues lo importante que nunca me falla
y bien tu sabes cuando entro a vestidores
soy el aplauso de todos lo sectores
pues lo que llevo, lo llevo con altura
lo que tu hablas es "chacotera" pura
hey Woman en mi condicion lo que te falta es un buen Revolcon
Diamanda: What in the world is that fuckin' thing?
Machito: lo que tu dices no puedo entender
Diamanda: gimme some fuckin'tweezers and put that little thing
away
Machito: oye woman !
Diamanda: that has got to be
the most dick that have ever seen in my whole life!
Machito: es hora de hacer temblar las Paredes!
Diamanda: Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Diamanda: Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Machito: oye woman !
Machito: es hora de hacer temblar las paredes!
Diamanda: Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Machito: oye pana, oye brother
Diamanda: Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Machito: oye pana, oye brother
Diamanda: Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Diamanda: Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Diamanda: Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Diamanda: Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Diamanda: Uh! Uh! Uh!...
Isn't that cute an extra belly button
Machito: oye woman, que tu sabes de mi?
lo que tu dices no puedo entender
Diamanda: You need to put your pants back on honey
Don't don't don't don't don't don't
Don't don't don't don't don't don't (oye pana, oye Brother)
Don't don't don't don't don't don't
don't don't Don't want don't want don't want don't want
Don't want no Don't want no Don't want no (oye pana, oye
Brother)
Don't want no short dick man
Diamanda: Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Diamanda: Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Diamanda: Don't want no short dick man
Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Diamanda: Don't want no short dick man
Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Diamanda: Don't want no short dick man
Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Diamanda: Don't want no short dick man
Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Diamanda: What in the world is that fuckin' thing
Machito: lo que tu dices no puedo entender
Diamanda: gimme some fuckin' tweezers and put that little thing
away
Machito: oye woman !
Diamanda: that has got to be
the most dick that have ever seen in my whole life!
Machito: es hora de hacer temblar las Paredes!
