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Drive By Truckers - Goddamn Lonely Love
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Drive By Truckers - Never Gunna Change
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Drive By Truckers - Where The Devil Don't Stay
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Drive By Truckers - A World Of Hurt
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Drive By Truckers - Carl Perkins' Cadillac
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Drive By Truckers - Cassie's Brother
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Drive By Truckers - Danko / Manuel
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Drive By Truckers - Dead, Drunk, And Naked
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Drive By Truckers - Decoration Day
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Drive By Truckers - Easy On Yourself
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Drive By Truckers - Late For Church
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Drive By Truckers - Let There Be Rock
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Drive By Truckers - Margo and Harold
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Drive By Truckers - Marry Me
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Drive By Truckers - My Sweet Annette
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Drive By Truckers - Outfit
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Drive By Truckers - Panties In Your Purse
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Drive By Truckers - Pauline Hawkins
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Drive By Truckers - Putting People On The Moon
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Drive By Truckers - The Boys From Alabama
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Drive By Truckers - The Company I Keep
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Drive By Truckers - The Day John Henry Died
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Drive By Truckers - The Living Bubba
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Drive By Truckers - The Righteous Path
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Drive By Truckers - Tornadoes
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Drive By Truckers - Two Daughters And a Beautiful Wife
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Drive By Truckers - Uncle Frank
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Drive By Truckers - Used To Be a Cop
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Drive By Truckers - Women Without Whiskey
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Drive By Truckers - Zip City
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Drive By Truckers - 72 (this Highway's Mean)
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Drive By Truckers - A Blessing And A Curse
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Drive By Truckers - Aftermath USA
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Drive By Truckers - Angels And Fuselage
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Drive By Truckers - Baggage
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Drive By Truckers - Birmingham
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Drive By Truckers - Box of Spiders
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Drive By Truckers - Bulldozers and Dirt
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Drive By Truckers - Buttholeville
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Drive By Truckers - Careless
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Drive By Truckers - Cottenseed
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Drive By Truckers - Daddy Learned To Fly
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Drive By Truckers - Daddy's Cup
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Drive By Truckers - Darkened Flags On The Cusp Of Dawn
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Drive By Truckers - Daylight
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Drive By Truckers - Days Of Graduation
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Drive By Truckers - Demonic Possesion
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Drive By Truckers - Demonic Possession
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Drive By Truckers - Do It Yourself
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Drive By Truckers - Ever South
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Drive By Truckers - Feb. 14
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Drive By Truckers - Filthy And Fried
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Drive By Truckers - First Air Of Autumn
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Drive By Truckers - Goodbye
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Drive By Truckers - Grand Canyon
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Drive By Truckers - Gravity's Gone
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Drive By Truckers - Greenville To Baton Rouge
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Drive By Truckers - Guitar Man Upstairs
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Drive By Truckers - Guns Of Umpqua
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Drive By Truckers - Hanging On
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Drive By Truckers - Hearing Jimmy Loud
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Drive By Truckers - Heathens
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Drive By Truckers - Hell No, I Ain't Happy
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Drive By Truckers - Kinky Hypocrite
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Drive By Truckers - Life In The Factory
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Drive By Truckers - Like A Rolling Stone
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Drive By Truckers - Little Bonnie
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Drive By Truckers - Loaded Gun In The Closet
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Drive By Truckers - Lookout Mountain
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Drive By Truckers - Love Like This
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Drive By Truckers - Made Up English Oceans
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Drive By Truckers - Moved
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Drive By Truckers - Mrs. Dubose
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Drive By Truckers - Natural Light
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Drive By Truckers - Nine Bullets
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Drive By Truckers - Once They Banned Imagine
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Drive By Truckers - One of These Days
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Drive By Truckers - Plastic Flowers On The Highway
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Drive By Truckers - Play It All Night Long
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Drive By Truckers - Primer Coat
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Drive By Truckers - Ramon Casiano
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Drive By Truckers - Rebels
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Drive By Truckers - Road Cases
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Drive By Truckers - Ronnie and Neil
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Drive By Truckers - Sandwiches For The Road
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Drive By Truckers - Shit Shots Count
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Drive By Truckers - Shut Up And Get On The Plane
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Drive By Truckers - Sink Hole
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Drive By Truckers - Sounds Better In The Song
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Drive By Truckers - Space City
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Drive By Truckers - Steve McQueen
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Drive By Truckers - Sun Don't Shine
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Drive By Truckers - Surrender Under Protest
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Drive By Truckers - Tails Facing Up
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Drive By Truckers - The Buford Stick
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Drive By Truckers - The Deeper In
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Drive By Truckers - The Night G.G. Allen Came to Town
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Drive By Truckers - The Night G.g. Allin Came To Town
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Drive By Truckers - The part Of Him
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Drive By Truckers - The President's Penis is Missing
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Drive By Truckers - The Sands Of Iwo Jima
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Drive By Truckers - The Southern Thing
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Drive By Truckers - The Three Great Alabama Icons
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Drive By Truckers - Til He's Dead Or Rising
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Drive By Truckers - Too Much Sex (Too Little Jesus)
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Drive By Truckers - Wallace
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Drive By Truckers - Wednesday
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Drive By Truckers - What It Means
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Drive By Truckers - When He's Gone
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Drive By Truckers - When The Pin Hits The Shell
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Drive By Truckers - When The Well Runs Dry
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Drive By Truckers - When Walter Went Crazy
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Drive By Truckers - Why Henry Drinks
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Drive By Truckers - Wife Beater
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Drive By Truckers - Your Daddy Hates Me
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Drive By Truckers - Zoloft
The President's Penis is Missing
Drive By Truckers
Begins to speak:)
"they looked in the white house and capitol hill
They looked everywhere for buffalo bill
We called every scholar, reporter, and genius
Has anyone seen the president's penis?"
"it ain't in the congress or judiciary
It ain't in the smithsonian or that big ole library
An astronomer claims it was sighted on venus
Has anyone seen the president's penis?"
(now the entire press corp. erupts in song:)
"the president's penis is missing ole'!!!
We searched high and low, every night everyday
Lord, won't you come down and redeem us
Has anyone seen the president's penis?"
(at this point, legendary news man walter cronkite returns from the moon to
Add his commentary:)
"now presidents have goofed up in all kinds of ways
In the 80's we elected one missing his brain
George washington caught a cold he couldn't explain
And we all know the truth about thomas jefferson's name"
(suddenly william randolph hurst rises from the grave and bellows out in an
Orson welles type voice:)
"franklin d. roosevelt wasn't no square
With that raging woodrow in his wheelchair
And all the lesbians snickered that elenor didn't care
And john kennedy's penis was seen everywhere"
(once again everyone breaks out in gleeful song:)
"the president's penis is missing ole'!!!
We searched high and low every night every day
Lord won't you come down and redeem us
Has anyone seen the president's penis?"
(the scene shifts to sen. john glenn, wandering pensively, somewhere in space:)
"them outer space people would laugh if they'd seen us
All this talk about cum-stains and oral coitus
Meanwhile the whole world suffers from hunger and meanness
But we're more concerned with the president's penis"