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The Dresden Dolls - My Alcoholic Friends
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The Dresden Dolls - Coin Operated Boy
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The Dresden Dolls - Girl Anachronism
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The Dresden Dolls - Coin Operated Boy
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The Dresden Dolls - I Want You But I Don't Need You
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The Dresden Dolls - Missed Me
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The Dresden Dolls - Lonesome Organist Rapes Page Turner
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The Dresden Dolls - Necessary Evil
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The Dresden Dolls - Backstabber
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The Dresden Dolls - Bad Habit
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The Dresden Dolls - The Jeep Song
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The Dresden Dolls - Androgynous
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The Dresden Dolls - Boston
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The Dresden Dolls - Drunken Butterfly
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The Dresden Dolls - First Orgasm
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The Dresden Dolls - Glass Slipper
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The Dresden Dolls - Gravity
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The Dresden Dolls - Half Jack
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The Dresden Dolls - Mandy Goes to Med School
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The Dresden Dolls - My Favourite Things
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The Dresden Dolls - Night At The Roses
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The Dresden Dolls - Pierre
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The Dresden Dolls - Rainbow Connection
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The Dresden Dolls - Sex Changes
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The Dresden Dolls - The Gardener
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The Dresden Dolls - The Perfect Fit
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The Dresden Dolls - Thirty Whacks
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The Dresden Dolls - Tous Les Garçons Et Les Filles
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The Dresden Dolls - 672
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The Dresden Dolls - A Night At The Roses
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The Dresden Dolls - Add It Up
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The Dresden Dolls - Ampersand
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The Dresden Dolls - Amsterdan
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The Dresden Dolls - Astronaut
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The Dresden Dolls - Baby One More Time
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The Dresden Dolls - Bank of Boston Beauty Queen
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The Dresden Dolls - Battered Bride
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The Dresden Dolls - Bitter
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The Dresden Dolls - Blake Says
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The Dresden Dolls - Blueprint
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The Dresden Dolls - Bluesboy
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The Dresden Dolls - Christopher Lydon
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The Dresden Dolls - Coin Operated Boy
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The Dresden Dolls - Colorblind
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The Dresden Dolls - Dance me to the end of love
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The Dresden Dolls - Dear Jenny
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The Dresden Dolls - Delilah
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The Dresden Dolls - Dirty Business
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The Dresden Dolls - Echo Gallery
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The Dresden Dolls - Eisbär
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The Dresden Dolls - Exit Music (For a Film)
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The Dresden Dolls - Good Day
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The Dresden Dolls - Hallelujah
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The Dresden Dolls - Have To Drive
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The Dresden Dolls - I Dont't Care Much
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The Dresden Dolls - I Got You Babe
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The Dresden Dolls - I Love Rock N' Roll
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The Dresden Dolls - I Would For You
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The Dresden Dolls - June Is Busting Out All Over
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The Dresden Dolls - Kaledrina
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The Dresden Dolls - Karma Police
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The Dresden Dolls - Life on Mars
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The Dresden Dolls - Losing My Religion
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The Dresden Dolls - Mad World
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The Dresden Dolls - Mary's Surgeon
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The Dresden Dolls - Material Girl
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The Dresden Dolls - Me & The Minibar
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The Dresden Dolls - Mein Herr
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The Dresden Dolls - Modern Moonlight
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The Dresden Dolls - Moon
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The Dresden Dolls - Moon
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The Dresden Dolls - Mother
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The Dresden Dolls - Mrs. O
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The Dresden Dolls - My Doorbell
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The Dresden Dolls - New Year's Day
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The Dresden Dolls - Night Reconnaissance
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The Dresden Dolls - No One Knows
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The Dresden Dolls - One
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The Dresden Dolls - Perfect Day
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The Dresden Dolls - Pretty in Pink
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The Dresden Dolls - Pro Vanit
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The Dresden Dolls - Rid of Me
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The Dresden Dolls - Sandy's song
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The Dresden Dolls - Say Yes!
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The Dresden Dolls - Science Fiction Double Feature
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The Dresden Dolls - Shores Of California
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The Dresden Dolls - Sing
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The Dresden Dolls - Slide
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The Dresden Dolls - Sorry Bunch
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The Dresden Dolls - Stand By Your Man
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The Dresden Dolls - Such Great Heights
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The Dresden Dolls - The Flesh Failures / Let The Sun Shine In
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The Dresden Dolls - The Ghost In You
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The Dresden Dolls - The Kill
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The Dresden Dolls - The Last Day Of Our Acquaintance
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The Dresden Dolls - The Mouse and the Model
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The Dresden Dolls - The New Game
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The Dresden Dolls - The Point Of It All
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The Dresden Dolls - The Sheep Song
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The Dresden Dolls - The Time Has Come
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The Dresden Dolls - Truce
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The Dresden Dolls - Two Headed Boy
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The Dresden Dolls - Ultima Esperanza / Ultimate Esperanza
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The Dresden Dolls - War Pigs
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The Dresden Dolls - Will
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The Dresden Dolls - Will You Smile Again
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The Dresden Dolls - Wintercoat
The New Game
The Dresden Dolls
I learned it from my auntie
I learned it from my uncle
My uncle has a secret job in Washington, D.C
Something fancy with the government, I think he knows the president...
First you line up in a row, and count eenie, meine, moe
There are guards and there are prisioners, and this is how it goes
1, 2, 3, you are free, and the rest must come with me
Who are you, are you a witch? No, you are a terrorist.
If you think that you aren't, you can tell us who you are,
But if you are not on the list, then you are a terrorist.
and the terrorist gets tortured
even if no proof exists, because we can't take any risks
and the terrorist gets ordered
to get back in line so we can play the game a second time
If you're just a pacifist, or some kind of activist,
Then you are a terrorist, why it says so on the list
If you're a writer, or artist, or a leather fetishist,
Then you are a terrorist, because it says so on the list.
And the terrorist gets tortured
Wether or not they want to play, he is guilty anyway
And the terrorist gets murdered
Unless the terrorist insists that he is not a terrorist
But we can't find you on the list, are you a doctor or a priest?
No, I'm a right-wing journalist. So you are a terrorist!
If your a fat capitolist, or a neo-nazi fachist
We can find you on the list, and you're not a terrorist
It is a very easy game, anyone can play it
People of all ages, genders, creeds, and races
Play it with a couple people, or a giant group
Entire contients can play, the rules don't change,
They stay the same.
And once the game is done and someone's won..
There is a variation that is almost just as fun...
1, 2, 3, come with me, and the rest of you go free,
If you lose and get left over then you are a sympathiser
If you are a singer/songwriter, or are a union organizer,
bet your bottom dollar that you are a sympathiser.
Sympathisers must be punished
Even worse than terrorists, as an example for the kids
Sympathisers must be banished
So to find out which is which we must refer back to the list...
If you are a church administrator, or a corporate stockholder,
Or a nuclear armsmaker, you are not a sympathiser.
If you're not a sympathiser, okay then be a terrorist,
You have to choose one or the other, or we have no game to play!