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The Dresden Dolls - My Alcoholic Friends
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The Dresden Dolls - Girl Anachronism
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The Dresden Dolls - Bad Habit
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The Dresden Dolls - I Want You But I Don't Need You
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The Dresden Dolls - Mandy Goes to Med School
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The Dresden Dolls - Missed Me
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The Dresden Dolls - Coin Operated Boy
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The Dresden Dolls - Necessary Evil
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The Dresden Dolls - Sex Changes
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The Dresden Dolls - Backstabber
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The Dresden Dolls - Exit Music (For a Film)
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The Dresden Dolls - First Orgasm
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The Dresden Dolls - Half Jack
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The Dresden Dolls - Lonesome Organist Rapes Page Turner
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The Dresden Dolls - Dance me to the end of love
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The Dresden Dolls - Dear Jenny
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The Dresden Dolls - Delilah
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The Dresden Dolls - Night Reconnaissance
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The Dresden Dolls - Pretty in Pink
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The Dresden Dolls - The Gardener
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The Dresden Dolls - The Jeep Song
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The Dresden Dolls - The Mouse and the Model
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The Dresden Dolls - The Sheep Song
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The Dresden Dolls - The Time Has Come
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The Dresden Dolls - Ultima Esperanza / Ultimate Esperanza
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The Dresden Dolls - 672
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The Dresden Dolls - A Night At The Roses
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The Dresden Dolls - Add It Up
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The Dresden Dolls - Ampersand
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The Dresden Dolls - Amsterdan
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The Dresden Dolls - Androgynous
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The Dresden Dolls - Astronaut
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The Dresden Dolls - Baby One More Time
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The Dresden Dolls - Bank of Boston Beauty Queen
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The Dresden Dolls - Battered Bride
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The Dresden Dolls - Bitter
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The Dresden Dolls - Blake Says
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The Dresden Dolls - Blueprint
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The Dresden Dolls - Bluesboy
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The Dresden Dolls - Boston
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The Dresden Dolls - Christopher Lydon
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The Dresden Dolls - Coin Operated Boy
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The Dresden Dolls - Coin Operated Boy
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The Dresden Dolls - Colorblind
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The Dresden Dolls - Dirty Business
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The Dresden Dolls - Drunken Butterfly
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The Dresden Dolls - Echo Gallery
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The Dresden Dolls - Eisbär
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The Dresden Dolls - Glass Slipper
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The Dresden Dolls - Good Day
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The Dresden Dolls - Gravity
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The Dresden Dolls - Hallelujah
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The Dresden Dolls - Have To Drive
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The Dresden Dolls - I Dont't Care Much
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The Dresden Dolls - I Got You Babe
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The Dresden Dolls - I Love Rock N' Roll
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The Dresden Dolls - I Would For You
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The Dresden Dolls - June Is Busting Out All Over
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The Dresden Dolls - Kaledrina
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The Dresden Dolls - Karma Police
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The Dresden Dolls - Life on Mars
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The Dresden Dolls - Losing My Religion
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The Dresden Dolls - Mad World
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The Dresden Dolls - Mary's Surgeon
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The Dresden Dolls - Material Girl
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The Dresden Dolls - Me & The Minibar
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The Dresden Dolls - Mein Herr
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The Dresden Dolls - Modern Moonlight
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The Dresden Dolls - Moon
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The Dresden Dolls - Moon
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The Dresden Dolls - Mother
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The Dresden Dolls - Mrs. O
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The Dresden Dolls - My Doorbell
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The Dresden Dolls - My Favourite Things
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The Dresden Dolls - New Year's Day
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The Dresden Dolls - Night At The Roses
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The Dresden Dolls - No One Knows
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The Dresden Dolls - One
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The Dresden Dolls - Perfect Day
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The Dresden Dolls - Pierre
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The Dresden Dolls - Pro Vanit
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The Dresden Dolls - Rainbow Connection
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The Dresden Dolls - Rid of Me
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The Dresden Dolls - Sandy's song
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The Dresden Dolls - Say Yes!
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The Dresden Dolls - Science Fiction Double Feature
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The Dresden Dolls - Shores Of California
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The Dresden Dolls - Sing
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The Dresden Dolls - Slide
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The Dresden Dolls - Sorry Bunch
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The Dresden Dolls - Stand By Your Man
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The Dresden Dolls - Such Great Heights
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The Dresden Dolls - The Flesh Failures / Let The Sun Shine In
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The Dresden Dolls - The Ghost In You
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The Dresden Dolls - The Kill
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The Dresden Dolls - The Last Day Of Our Acquaintance
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The Dresden Dolls - The New Game
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The Dresden Dolls - The Perfect Fit
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The Dresden Dolls - The Point Of It All
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The Dresden Dolls - Thirty Whacks
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The Dresden Dolls - Tous Les Garçons Et Les Filles
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The Dresden Dolls - Truce
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The Dresden Dolls - Two Headed Boy
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The Dresden Dolls - War Pigs
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The Dresden Dolls - Will
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The Dresden Dolls - Will You Smile Again
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The Dresden Dolls - Wintercoat
Lonesome Organist Rapes Page Turner
The Dresden Dolls
And I wanted to but I just couldn't ask if he would take it back so I could know for certain
So on the bench I watched his left hand crossing
While doubling entendres with the voicings
He said "O darling, you're charming
Please don't find it alarming if I pull this stop out to free up a hand for heavy petting"
Now there there
I'm a friendly man
I joke about sex because it's funny when you're frightened
So silently I sat and turned the pages
Recalculating our respective ages
Over my shoulder, he muttered, "If I get any older
You can hack my wrists off with your choice of objects
No, I'm kidding"
Don't be scared
I'm a friendly man
I joke about death because it's funny when you're frightened
This is as far as I could get
He jabbed a needle in my neck
Erasing all the evidence
But there were matchsticks in my pants
And if a rock should hit my head
And I remember what he did
You'll be the very first to know
Maybe I'll find out why this damn thing won't stop bleeding
He told me that I showed a great potential
That given I turned heads and pages
Fame would be a piece of cake
But practice was essential
So like a stupid child I believed it
And golly who would had agreed if
I had been Schubert or Mozart
Devoted to the fine art of perfecting absolutely everything inconsequential
Don't be sad
I'll come back again
I joke about trash 'cause it takes class to be enlightened
So several decades have gone by
I am still sitting by his side
I turn the pages faithfully
He turns his head and smiles at me
And with a wink he says, "I doubt
We would be anywhere without
Your gift for keeping truth and consequence from meeting"