I don't know much about ART but I can tell you this Duchamps's Urinal is a piece of piss Van Gogh cut off his ear to spite his face (So What) Me, I've got a message for the whole human race I want to be a phallic symbol like the Tower of Pisa And wipe the smile off smile off the face of that bitch, the Mona Lisa I'll date Botticelli's Venus, just to tease her But unless you're hung like a Jackson Pollock You couldn't please her! Funk you and funk your mother Funk your sister, funk your auntie And funk your little brother When you've learnt how to funk one another Don't leave that groovy thing on the shelf Go home to the one you love and Funk yourself As Gallileo said, "And yet it moves" While Oppenheimer splits the atom And Newton finds the groove But me, I agree with Einstein Who put it so much simpler I want it to end as it began With one BIG BANG, not a whimper! Funk you, funk quantum physics When you've proved their theory's wrong You can go and funk the cynics Take a proton pill as you butt-funk the critics You're E=MC squared (That's your life) Well funk your buddy and Funk your wife Sexual psychology fasinates me more than art or science I've attempted intercourse with every household appliance A girl came to my clinic, I guess you'd call her a client She wouldn'y shake my hand which I found so defiant I said, "My Psychoanalyst is gonna love you 'Cause you look just like my sister" She said "But I've got no arms And armless girls cannot play twister" She tried to take my pants off with her teeth But her stiff upper lip got caught in the metal zip Funk you and funk your mother Funk your sister, funk your auntie And funk your little brother When you've learnt how to funk one another Don't leave that groovy thing on the shelf Go home to the one you love and Home to the one you love and Home to the one you love and Funk yourself
