Loudly let the trumpets bray Tum Tum Tara, Tum Tum Tara Ladies and gentlemen we present for you now the lost songs of Gilbert and Sullivan's "Mikado". These songs were censored at the time by Queen Victoria herself because of their intense political and revolutionary nature. We present them to you now, translated from the original Japanese. Loudly bang the sounding brasses Bom Bom Babom Bom Bom Bom Can we walk hand in hand through the park? We'll whisper sweet nothings and love sonnets by the bard It's a love I'll know will always last If we walk hand in hand through the park Shall we stroll along the promenade? I shall buy you ice-cream treats and shield you from the sun My heart beats louder than Venus did for Mars Shall we stroll along the promenade? Me lord, High executioner! Can you staple-gun my genitals to the wall? I wouldn't normally beg but I've been a trifle tense We could both have a ball If you staple-gun my genitals to the wall
