A two-year marriage from a simple affair
In a one-bedroom house that doesn't get much air
I said bye to my loves on my wedding night
And my new husband put me on the red-eye flight
Now I'm wife of a house that I don't care to clean
This primal domesticity has made me so mean
But now for the story I'm about to tell
This is how I got my one-way ticket to hell
A beautiful little secretary lingered at his work
Acting a little friendlier than just an office clerk
My husband started staying late at work every night
So I went to check and found that my suspicions were right
What am I supposed to try and sweep this under the rug?
I killed her
And then there was little Julie, the leggy babysitter
The way my husband looked at her made me want to hit her
And the dresses she would wear, I don't even want to mention
So my hands around her throat staged a little intervention
If it were you, wouldn't you do the same exact thing that I did?
I killed her
And then there was busty Janice, the professional pianist
And skinny little Nina, the French dry cleaner
And who could forget Dolores, the fine exotic florist
I didn't hesitate to get them all
My husband cried when they each died
But no one ever found out it was me
Now some may say I'm evil and some may call me mad
But I can't hear their voices very well
'Cause it's the love that made me this way, some jealousy that bought me
A one-way ticket to hell
A one-way ticket to hell
A one-way ticket to hell
