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Deep Purple - Woman From Tokyo
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Deep Purple - Ted The Mechanic
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Deep Purple - Mary Long
- 4
Deep Purple - Lazy
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Deep Purple - No One Came
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Deep Purple - Black Night
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Deep Purple - Sometimes I Feel Like Screaming
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Deep Purple - '69
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Deep Purple - Smoke On The Water
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Deep Purple - Perfect Strangers
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Deep Purple - Disc 2 From Wollongong 2001
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Deep Purple - Woman From Tokyo
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Deep Purple - Ted The Mechanic
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Deep Purple - Mary Long
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Deep Purple - Lazy
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Deep Purple - No One Came
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Deep Purple - Black Night
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Deep Purple - Sometimes I Feel Like Screaming
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Deep Purple - Fools
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Deep Purple - Perfect Strangers
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Deep Purple - Hey Cisco
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Deep Purple - When A Blind Man Cries
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Deep Purple - Smoke On The Water
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Deep Purple - Speed King
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Deep Purple - Hush
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Deep Purple - Highway Star
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Deep Purple - Disc 3 From Newcastle 2001
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Deep Purple - Woman From Tokyo
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Deep Purple - Ted The Mechanic
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Deep Purple - Mary Long
- 31
Deep Purple - Lazy
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Deep Purple - No One Came
- 33
Deep Purple - Black Night
- 34
Deep Purple - Sometimes I Feel Like Screaming
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Deep Purple - Fools
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Deep Purple - Perfect Strangers
- 37
Deep Purple - Hey Cisco
- 38
Deep Purple - When A Blind Man Cries
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Deep Purple - Smoke On The Water
- 40
Deep Purple - Speed King
- 41
Deep Purple - Hush
- 42
Deep Purple - Highway Star
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Deep Purple - Disc 4 From Hong Kong 2001
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Deep Purple - Woman From Tokyo
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Deep Purple - Ted The Mechanic
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Deep Purple - Mary Long
- 47
Deep Purple - Lazy
- 48
Deep Purple - No One Came
- 49
Deep Purple - Black Night
- 50
Deep Purple - Sometimes I Feel Like Screaming
- 51
Deep Purple - Fools
- 52
Deep Purple - Perfect Strangers
- 53
Deep Purple - Hey Cisco
- 54
Deep Purple - When A Blind Man Cries
- 55
Deep Purple - Smoke On The Water
- 56
Deep Purple - Speed King
- 57
Deep Purple - Hush
- 58
Deep Purple - Highway Star
- 59
Deep Purple - Disc 5 From Tokyo March 24th 2001
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Deep Purple - Pictured Within
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Deep Purple - Sitting In A Dream
- 62
Deep Purple - Love Is All (feat Ronnie James Dio)
- 63
Deep Purple - Fever Dreams
- 64
Deep Purple - Rainbow In The Dark
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Deep Purple - Watching The Sky
- 66
Deep Purple - Sometimes I Feel Like Screaming
- 67
Deep Purple - The Well-Dressed Guitar
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Deep Purple - Wring That Neck
- 69
Deep Purple - Fools
- 70
Deep Purple - Perfect Strangers
- 71
Deep Purple - Concerto Mov 1
- 72
Deep Purple - Concerto Mov 2
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Deep Purple - Concerto Mov 3
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Deep Purple - When A Blind Man Cries
- 75
Deep Purple - Pictures Of Home
- 76
Deep Purple - Smoke On The Water
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Deep Purple - Disc 6 From Tokyo March 25th 2001
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Deep Purple - Pictured Within
- 79
Deep Purple - Sitting In A Dream
- 80
Deep Purple - Love Is All (feat Ronnie James Dio)
- 81
Deep Purple - Fever Dreams
- 82
Deep Purple - Rainbow In The Dark
- 83
Deep Purple - Sometimes I Feel Like Screaming
- 84
Deep Purple - The Well-Dressed Guitar
- 85
Deep Purple - Wring That Neck
- 86
Deep Purple - When A Blind Man Cries
- 87
Deep Purple - Fools
- 88
Deep Purple - Perfect Strangers
- 89
Deep Purple - Concerto Mov 1
- 90
Deep Purple - Concerto Mov 2
- 91
Deep Purple - Concerto Mov 3
- 92
Deep Purple - Pictures Of Home
- 93
Deep Purple - Hey Cisco
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Deep Purple - When A Blind Man Cries
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Deep Purple - Fools
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Deep Purple - Speed King
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Deep Purple - Hush
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Deep Purple - Highway Star
Ted The Mechanic
Deep Purple
Nothin more'n the
occasional tear
But this man's life goes on
and he gets
greased all over
from time to time
At the strip joint, where we met
He said 'Hi, my name is Ted
See that one over there
That ball of thunder
Every time she goes Vavoom,
I wiggle in my chair
Can I buy you a beer?
What a guy
'I've had a few myself' he said
'But I never quit when I'm ahead
Too many rules and regulations
Stupid laws designed by fools behind closed doors
And another thing I won't discuss is religion
It always causes a fight
Vavoom
There she goes again
'How does she do that' said Ted
And he told me
of those unjustices (that)
He had suffered in his life
His wife and kids
and boss and dogs
and neighbours
Raising cain and causing strife
They were forever whining
Bleating howling yapping screeching moaning crying
Vavoom
He fed them well
He keep them warm
Thing about Ted
he didn't really care
Nothing much got in his hair
and the beauty of it was
that he was right
He was big as a truck
and fast as a door
(what's that?)
he was always right
The banjo player took a hike
What's that song
I used to like
Vavoom
He was big as a truck
Fast as a door - Ted
Ted the man our Ted
