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Dead Milkmen - Big Scary Place
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Dead Milkmen - (Theme From) Blood Orgy Of The Atomic Fern
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Dead Milkmen - 20 Eyes (Misfits Cover)
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Dead Milkmen - Air Crash Museum
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Dead Milkmen - All Around the World
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Dead Milkmen - Anderson, Walkman, Buttholes and How!
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Dead Milkmen - Astro Zombies
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Dead Milkmen - At the Moment
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Dead Milkmen - Bad Party
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Dead Milkmen - Beach Party Vietnam
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Dead Milkmen - Beach Song
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Dead Milkmen - Beige Sunshine
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Dead Milkmen - Belafonte's Inferno
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Dead Milkmen - Big Deal
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Dead Milkmen - Big Lizard
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Dead Milkmen - Big Time Operator
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Dead Milkmen - Bitchin' Camaro
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Dead Milkmen - Bleach Boys
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Dead Milkmen - Born To Love Volcanos
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Dead Milkmen - Brat In The Frat
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Dead Milkmen - Chaos Theory
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Dead Milkmen - City Of Mud
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Dead Milkmen - Crystalline
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Dead Milkmen - Dead Milkmen
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Dead Milkmen - Dean's Dream
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Dead Milkmen - Do The Brown Nose
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Dead Milkmen - Dollar Signs In Her Eyes
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Dead Milkmen - Don't Deny Your Inner Child
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Dead Milkmen - Earwig
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Dead Milkmen - Epic Tales of Adventure
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Dead Milkmen - Everybody's Got Nice Stuff but Me
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Dead Milkmen - Fifty Things
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Dead Milkmen - Filet Of Sole
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Dead Milkmen - God's Kid Brother
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Dead Milkmen - Going To Graceland
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Dead Milkmen - Gorilla Girl
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Dead Milkmen - Happy Is
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Dead Milkmen - Helicopter Interiors
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Dead Milkmen - Here Comes Mr X
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Dead Milkmen - How It's Gonna Be
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Dead Milkmen - Howard Beware
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Dead Milkmen - I Hear Your Name
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Dead Milkmen - I Against Osbourne
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Dead Milkmen - I Am The Walrus
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Dead Milkmen - I Can't Stay Awake
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Dead Milkmen - I Dream Of Jesus
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Dead Milkmen - I Hate Myself
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Dead Milkmen - I Hate You, I Love You
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Dead Milkmen - I Started To Hate You
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Dead Milkmen - I Tripped Over the Ottoman
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Dead Milkmen - I Walk the Thinnest Line
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Dead Milkmen - I'm Flying Away
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Dead Milkmen - If I Had a Gun
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Dead Milkmen - If You Love Somebody, Set Them On Fire
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Dead Milkmen - In Praise of Sha na Na
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Dead Milkmen - Instant Club Hit
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Dead Milkmen - Jason's Head
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Dead Milkmen - Jellyfish Heaven
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Dead Milkmen - Junkie
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Dead Milkmen - Khrissy
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Dead Milkmen - Laundromat Song
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Dead Milkmen - Leggo My Ego
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Dead Milkmen - Let's Get The Baby High
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Dead Milkmen - Life Is Shit
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Dead Milkmen - Like To Be Alone
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Dead Milkmen - Little Man in My Head
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Dead Milkmen - Little Volcano
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Dead Milkmen - Lucky
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Dead Milkmen - Methodist Coloring Book
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Dead Milkmen - Moron
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Dead Milkmen - My Many Smells
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Dead Milkmen - Nitro Burning Funny Cars
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Dead Milkmen - Nobody Falls Like
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Dead Milkmen - Not Crazy
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Dead Milkmen - Now Everybody's Me
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Dead Milkmen - Nutrition
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Dead Milkmen - Part 3
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Dead Milkmen - Peter Bazooka
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Dead Milkmen - Plum Dumb
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Dead Milkmen - Punk Rock Girl
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Dead Milkmen - Rastabilly
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Dead Milkmen - RC's Mom
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Dead Milkmen - Right Wing Pigeons
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Dead Milkmen - Ringo Buys a Rifle
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Dead Milkmen - Rocketship
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Dead Milkmen - Serrated Edge
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Dead Milkmen - Shaft In Greenland
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Dead Milkmen - Silly Dreams
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Dead Milkmen - Six Days
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Dead Milkmen - Smokin' Banana Peels
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Dead Milkmen - Song For Michael's Pipe
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Dead Milkmen - Spit Sink
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Dead Milkmen - Sri Lanka Sex Hotel
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Dead Milkmen - Stuart
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Dead Milkmen - Surfin' Cow
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Dead Milkmen - Swampland Of Desire
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Dead Milkmen - Swordfish
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Dead Milkmen - Tacoland
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Dead Milkmen - Take Me Apart
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Dead Milkmen - Take Me To The Specialist
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Dead Milkmen - Takin' Retards To The Zoo
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Dead Milkmen - The Badger Song
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Dead Milkmen - The Big Sleazy
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Dead Milkmen - The Blues Song
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Dead Milkmen - The Conspiracy Song
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Dead Milkmen - The Fez
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Dead Milkmen - The Girl With The Strong Arm
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Dead Milkmen - The Guitar Song
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Dead Milkmen - The Infant Of Prague Customized My Van
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Dead Milkmen - The Man Who Rides The Bus
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Dead Milkmen - The Pit
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Dead Milkmen - The Puking Song
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Dead Milkmen - The Secret of Life
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Dead Milkmen - The Thing That Only Eats Hippies
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Dead Milkmen - The Woman Who Was Also A Mongoose
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Dead Milkmen - Tiny Town
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Dead Milkmen - Train I Ride
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Dead Milkmen - Two Feet Off The Ground
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Dead Milkmen - V.F.W.
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Dead Milkmen - Violent School
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Dead Milkmen - Watching Scotty Die
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Dead Milkmen - When I Get To Heaven
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Dead Milkmen - Where The Tarantula Lives
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Dead Milkmen - Wonderfully Colored Plastic War Toys
When I Get To Heaven
Dead Milkmen
And all the pretty angels just might be packing guns
And if I see St. Peter will he hit me up for cash
Will I find the road to Jesus or just lose him in the trash
The Shaggs were right
You're never going to please anybody
Not in this world
If I go to Hell I might find it very dull
Like an Amway convention or an endless shopping mall
When all the innocent demons want to poke me with a fork
Or just put me in a taxi and send me to New York
Scientists proved it years ago
The Shaggs were much better than the Beatles
Maybe I'll return as an iguana
And lie upon a beach down in the Bahamas
Although ignored in their day
The Shaggs are now recognised as the geniuses they were
I just wanna know what happens when you die
Do you walk down in a hole or float up to the sky
Is it just a waste of water, when your widow cries?
Oh don't tell me you've never heard of the Shaggs?
If the atheists are right then I have no need to worry
For there is no great being whose favour I must curry
And I'll be going nowhere once they lay me in the earth
So why waste a Sunday by going to church?
If you really wanted to
You could run out right now and buy a Shaggs record
If the atheists are wrong then I've got a bill that's due
So should I be a Christian or a Moslem or a Jew
Should I spend all day just praying on my knees
And searching through the world for a deity to please
A Shaggs record would be a sound investment
If the atheists are right then I have no need to worry
For there is no great being whose favour I must curry
The fat peoples want what the skinny peoples got
The skinny peoples want what the fat peoples got
But all I've ever wanted is what the Shaggs got
Dat Ding(?) and my pal, Foot Foot
