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Dead Milkmen - Nutrition
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Dead Milkmen - Serrated Edge
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Dead Milkmen - Swordfish
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Dead Milkmen - The Secret of Life
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Dead Milkmen - (Theme From) Blood Orgy Of The Atomic Fern
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Dead Milkmen - 20 Eyes (Misfits Cover)
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Dead Milkmen - Air Crash Museum
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Dead Milkmen - All Around the World
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Dead Milkmen - Anderson, Walkman, Buttholes and How!
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Dead Milkmen - Astro Zombies
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Dead Milkmen - At the Moment
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Dead Milkmen - Bad Party
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Dead Milkmen - Beach Party Vietnam
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Dead Milkmen - Beach Song
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Dead Milkmen - Beige Sunshine
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Dead Milkmen - Belafonte's Inferno
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Dead Milkmen - Big Deal
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Dead Milkmen - Big Lizard
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Dead Milkmen - Big Scary Place
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Dead Milkmen - Big Time Operator
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Dead Milkmen - Bitchin' Camaro
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Dead Milkmen - Bleach Boys
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Dead Milkmen - Born To Love Volcanos
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Dead Milkmen - Brat In The Frat
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Dead Milkmen - Chaos Theory
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Dead Milkmen - City Of Mud
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Dead Milkmen - Crystalline
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Dead Milkmen - Dead Milkmen
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Dead Milkmen - Dean's Dream
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Dead Milkmen - Do The Brown Nose
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Dead Milkmen - Dollar Signs In Her Eyes
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Dead Milkmen - Don't Deny Your Inner Child
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Dead Milkmen - Earwig
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Dead Milkmen - Epic Tales of Adventure
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Dead Milkmen - Everybody's Got Nice Stuff but Me
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Dead Milkmen - Fifty Things
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Dead Milkmen - Filet Of Sole
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Dead Milkmen - God's Kid Brother
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Dead Milkmen - Going To Graceland
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Dead Milkmen - Gorilla Girl
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Dead Milkmen - Happy Is
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Dead Milkmen - Helicopter Interiors
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Dead Milkmen - Here Comes Mr X
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Dead Milkmen - How It's Gonna Be
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Dead Milkmen - Howard Beware
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Dead Milkmen - I Hear Your Name
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Dead Milkmen - I Against Osbourne
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Dead Milkmen - I Am The Walrus
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Dead Milkmen - I Can't Stay Awake
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Dead Milkmen - I Dream Of Jesus
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Dead Milkmen - I Hate Myself
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Dead Milkmen - I Hate You, I Love You
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Dead Milkmen - I Started To Hate You
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Dead Milkmen - I Tripped Over the Ottoman
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Dead Milkmen - I Walk the Thinnest Line
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Dead Milkmen - I'm Flying Away
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Dead Milkmen - If I Had a Gun
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Dead Milkmen - If You Love Somebody, Set Them On Fire
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Dead Milkmen - In Praise of Sha na Na
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Dead Milkmen - Instant Club Hit
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Dead Milkmen - Jason's Head
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Dead Milkmen - Jellyfish Heaven
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Dead Milkmen - Junkie
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Dead Milkmen - Khrissy
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Dead Milkmen - Laundromat Song
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Dead Milkmen - Leggo My Ego
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Dead Milkmen - Let's Get The Baby High
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Dead Milkmen - Life Is Shit
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Dead Milkmen - Like To Be Alone
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Dead Milkmen - Little Man in My Head
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Dead Milkmen - Little Volcano
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Dead Milkmen - Lucky
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Dead Milkmen - Methodist Coloring Book
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Dead Milkmen - Moron
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Dead Milkmen - My Many Smells
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Dead Milkmen - Nitro Burning Funny Cars
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Dead Milkmen - Nobody Falls Like
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Dead Milkmen - Not Crazy
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Dead Milkmen - Now Everybody's Me
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Dead Milkmen - Part 3
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Dead Milkmen - Peter Bazooka
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Dead Milkmen - Plum Dumb
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Dead Milkmen - Punk Rock Girl
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Dead Milkmen - Rastabilly
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Dead Milkmen - RC's Mom
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Dead Milkmen - Right Wing Pigeons
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Dead Milkmen - Ringo Buys a Rifle
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Dead Milkmen - Rocketship
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Dead Milkmen - Shaft In Greenland
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Dead Milkmen - Silly Dreams
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Dead Milkmen - Six Days
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Dead Milkmen - Smokin' Banana Peels
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Dead Milkmen - Song For Michael's Pipe
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Dead Milkmen - Spit Sink
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Dead Milkmen - Sri Lanka Sex Hotel
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Dead Milkmen - Stuart
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Dead Milkmen - Surfin' Cow
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Dead Milkmen - Swampland Of Desire
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Dead Milkmen - Tacoland
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Dead Milkmen - Take Me Apart
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Dead Milkmen - Take Me To The Specialist
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Dead Milkmen - Takin' Retards To The Zoo
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Dead Milkmen - The Badger Song
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Dead Milkmen - The Big Sleazy
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Dead Milkmen - The Blues Song
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Dead Milkmen - The Conspiracy Song
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Dead Milkmen - The Fez
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Dead Milkmen - The Girl With The Strong Arm
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Dead Milkmen - The Guitar Song
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Dead Milkmen - The Infant Of Prague Customized My Van
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Dead Milkmen - The Man Who Rides The Bus
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Dead Milkmen - The Pit
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Dead Milkmen - The Puking Song
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Dead Milkmen - The Thing That Only Eats Hippies
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Dead Milkmen - The Woman Who Was Also A Mongoose
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Dead Milkmen - Tiny Town
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Dead Milkmen - Train I Ride
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Dead Milkmen - Two Feet Off The Ground
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Dead Milkmen - V.F.W.
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Dead Milkmen - Violent School
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Dead Milkmen - Watching Scotty Die
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Dead Milkmen - When I Get To Heaven
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Dead Milkmen - Where The Tarantula Lives
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Dead Milkmen - Wonderfully Colored Plastic War Toys
I Dream Of Jesus
Dead Milkmen
spirit was trapped inside an old manischevitz bottle that Mom picked
out of the dumpster behind the 7-11. Mom brought the bottle inside and
sat it down on top of the TV. Then she told all of us kids to gather
round, and then she explained how Jesus lived in the bottle, and how,
if she wanted to, she could call him out to do her bidding. Sis said it
reminded her of an old TV show, and Mom slapped her and called her a
heretic. I didn't say anything, cause I just still remember the time
outside the Safeway, when it took 4 security guards to hold Mom down.
Jesus loves me, yes I know
For the Bible tells me so
When I'm weak he makes me strong
That's why I sing this song
If I die before I wake
Pray to him my soul don't take
Jesus loves me, yes I know
It wasn't long before people from all over the world started coming to
our house to see the bottle. At first I thought that this would make me
more popular at school. Instead it seemed to have the opposite result.
Kids would stop and point at me in the hallway and say, "There's the boy
whose mother keeps our savior cooped up in that tiny little bottle." And
then everybody started calling me 'Bottle boy'. And that really hurt. It
was also around this time that Mom began to attract some really weird
followers. Like that guy who never used deodorant and spoke only in
riddles. And that woman who collected 19th century hand made Amish
swimwear.
Jesus loves me, yes I know
For the Bible tells me so
When I'm weak he makes me strong
That's why I sing this song
If I die before I wake
Pray to him my soul don't take
Jesus loves me, yes I know
Mommy she loved Jesus, but not like others did
For she had a special bottle in which our savior lived
Mommy she loved Jesus, but not like others did
For she could unleash His vengeance by unfastening the lid
As the year went on, things went from bad to worse, and I realized that
if there wasn't a big change pretty soon, I'd never be able to get a
date for the prom. I couldn't go the year before because Mom belonged
to a church that considered dancing a one way ticket to Hell. But
that's a whole nother story. Anyway, by this point Mom had appeared on
the Richard Bey Show, A.M. Philadelphia and Geraldo, so there was
no use in me changing schools, since everybody knew who my Mom was.
Also we had to spend all the money from Mom's personal appearances to
hire a bodyguard, since by this point we were getting about 400 death
threats a day.
Jesus loves me, yes I know
For the Bible tells me so
When I'm weak he makes me strong
That's why I sing this song
If I die before I wake
Pray to him my soul don't take
Jesus loves me, yes I know
Then one night, I just couldn't stand it any more. While everyone else
was sleeping I crept downstairs. Slowly I went up to the bottle and
began to unfasten the lid. At first, nothing happened. But then the room
filled with a thick white smoke. I was glad my sister had taken the
batteries out of the smoke detector to put into her Walkman. When the
smoke cleared, I found myself face to face with the son of God, who was
much shorter than I had expected. He told me that since I'd freed Him,
He'd grant me one wish. And that's how I got to go to the prom with
Geena Davis. But you probably already read about that in People.
Jesus loves me, yes I know
For the Bible tells me so
When I'm weak he makes me strong
That's why I sing this song
If I die before I wake
Pray to him my soul don't take
Jesus loves me, yes I know
Mommy she loved Jesus, but not like others did
For she had a special bottle in which our savior lived
Mommy she loved Jesus, but not like others did
For she could unleash His vengeance by unfastening the lid
Mommy she loved Jesus, but not like others did
For she had a special bottle in which our savior lived
Mommy she loved Jesus, but not like others did
For she could unleash His vengeance by unfastening the lid