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Dead Milkmen - Nutrition
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Dead Milkmen - Serrated Edge
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Dead Milkmen - Swordfish
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Dead Milkmen - The Secret of Life
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Dead Milkmen - (Theme From) Blood Orgy Of The Atomic Fern
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Dead Milkmen - 20 Eyes (Misfits Cover)
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Dead Milkmen - Air Crash Museum
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Dead Milkmen - All Around the World
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Dead Milkmen - Anderson, Walkman, Buttholes and How!
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Dead Milkmen - Astro Zombies
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Dead Milkmen - At the Moment
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Dead Milkmen - Bad Party
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Dead Milkmen - Beach Party Vietnam
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Dead Milkmen - Beach Song
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Dead Milkmen - Beige Sunshine
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Dead Milkmen - Belafonte's Inferno
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Dead Milkmen - Big Deal
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Dead Milkmen - Big Lizard
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Dead Milkmen - Big Scary Place
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Dead Milkmen - Big Time Operator
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Dead Milkmen - Bitchin' Camaro
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Dead Milkmen - Bleach Boys
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Dead Milkmen - Born To Love Volcanos
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Dead Milkmen - Brat In The Frat
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Dead Milkmen - Chaos Theory
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Dead Milkmen - City Of Mud
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Dead Milkmen - Crystalline
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Dead Milkmen - Dead Milkmen
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Dead Milkmen - Dean's Dream
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Dead Milkmen - Do The Brown Nose
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Dead Milkmen - Dollar Signs In Her Eyes
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Dead Milkmen - Don't Deny Your Inner Child
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Dead Milkmen - Earwig
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Dead Milkmen - Epic Tales of Adventure
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Dead Milkmen - Everybody's Got Nice Stuff but Me
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Dead Milkmen - Fifty Things
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Dead Milkmen - Filet Of Sole
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Dead Milkmen - God's Kid Brother
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Dead Milkmen - Going To Graceland
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Dead Milkmen - Gorilla Girl
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Dead Milkmen - Happy Is
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Dead Milkmen - Helicopter Interiors
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Dead Milkmen - Here Comes Mr X
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Dead Milkmen - How It's Gonna Be
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Dead Milkmen - Howard Beware
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Dead Milkmen - I Hear Your Name
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Dead Milkmen - I Against Osbourne
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Dead Milkmen - I Am The Walrus
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Dead Milkmen - I Can't Stay Awake
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Dead Milkmen - I Dream Of Jesus
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Dead Milkmen - I Hate Myself
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Dead Milkmen - I Hate You, I Love You
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Dead Milkmen - I Started To Hate You
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Dead Milkmen - I Tripped Over the Ottoman
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Dead Milkmen - I Walk the Thinnest Line
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Dead Milkmen - I'm Flying Away
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Dead Milkmen - If I Had a Gun
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Dead Milkmen - If You Love Somebody, Set Them On Fire
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Dead Milkmen - In Praise of Sha na Na
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Dead Milkmen - Instant Club Hit
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Dead Milkmen - Jason's Head
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Dead Milkmen - Jellyfish Heaven
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Dead Milkmen - Junkie
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Dead Milkmen - Khrissy
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Dead Milkmen - Laundromat Song
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Dead Milkmen - Leggo My Ego
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Dead Milkmen - Let's Get The Baby High
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Dead Milkmen - Life Is Shit
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Dead Milkmen - Like To Be Alone
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Dead Milkmen - Little Man in My Head
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Dead Milkmen - Little Volcano
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Dead Milkmen - Lucky
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Dead Milkmen - Methodist Coloring Book
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Dead Milkmen - Moron
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Dead Milkmen - My Many Smells
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Dead Milkmen - Nitro Burning Funny Cars
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Dead Milkmen - Nobody Falls Like
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Dead Milkmen - Not Crazy
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Dead Milkmen - Now Everybody's Me
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Dead Milkmen - Part 3
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Dead Milkmen - Peter Bazooka
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Dead Milkmen - Plum Dumb
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Dead Milkmen - Punk Rock Girl
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Dead Milkmen - Rastabilly
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Dead Milkmen - RC's Mom
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Dead Milkmen - Right Wing Pigeons
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Dead Milkmen - Ringo Buys a Rifle
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Dead Milkmen - Rocketship
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Dead Milkmen - Shaft In Greenland
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Dead Milkmen - Silly Dreams
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Dead Milkmen - Six Days
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Dead Milkmen - Smokin' Banana Peels
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Dead Milkmen - Song For Michael's Pipe
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Dead Milkmen - Spit Sink
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Dead Milkmen - Sri Lanka Sex Hotel
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Dead Milkmen - Stuart
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Dead Milkmen - Surfin' Cow
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Dead Milkmen - Swampland Of Desire
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Dead Milkmen - Tacoland
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Dead Milkmen - Take Me Apart
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Dead Milkmen - Take Me To The Specialist
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Dead Milkmen - Takin' Retards To The Zoo
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Dead Milkmen - The Badger Song
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Dead Milkmen - The Big Sleazy
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Dead Milkmen - The Blues Song
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Dead Milkmen - The Conspiracy Song
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Dead Milkmen - The Fez
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Dead Milkmen - The Girl With The Strong Arm
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Dead Milkmen - The Guitar Song
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Dead Milkmen - The Infant Of Prague Customized My Van
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Dead Milkmen - The Man Who Rides The Bus
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Dead Milkmen - The Pit
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Dead Milkmen - The Puking Song
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Dead Milkmen - The Thing That Only Eats Hippies
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Dead Milkmen - The Woman Who Was Also A Mongoose
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Dead Milkmen - Tiny Town
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Dead Milkmen - Train I Ride
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Dead Milkmen - Two Feet Off The Ground
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Dead Milkmen - V.F.W.
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Dead Milkmen - Violent School
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Dead Milkmen - Watching Scotty Die
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Dead Milkmen - When I Get To Heaven
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Dead Milkmen - Where The Tarantula Lives
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Dead Milkmen - Wonderfully Colored Plastic War Toys
Stuart
Dead Milkmen
People, Here, in the Trailer Park.
Oh, Don't Go Get Me Wrong. They're Fine People, They're
Good Americans. But They're Content to Sit Back, Maybe
Watch a Little Mork and Mindy On Channel 57, Maybe Kick
Back a Cool, Coors 16-ouncer. They're Good, Fine People,
Stuart. But They Don't Know ... What the Queers Are Doing
To the Soil!
You Know That Johnny Worker Kid, the Kid That Delivers Papers
In the Neighborhood. He's a Fine Kid. Some of the Neighbors
Say He Smokes Crack, But I Don't Believe It.
Anyway, For His Tenth Birthday, All He Wanted Was a Burrow Owl.
Kept Bugging His Old Man. "Dad, Get Me a Burrow Owl. I'll Never
Ask For Anything Else As Long As I Live." So the Guy
Breaks Down and Buys Him a Burrow Owl.
Anyway, 10:30, the Other Night, I Go Out in My Yard, and There's
The Worker Kid, Looking Up in the Tree. I Say, "What Are
You Looking For?" He Says "I'm Looking For My Burrow Owl."
I Say, "Jumping Jesus On a Pogo Stick. Everybody Knows
The Burrow Owl Lives. in a Hole. in the Ground. Why the Hell Do You
Think They Call It a Burrow Owl, Anyway?" Now Stuart, Do You
Think a Kid Like That Is Going to Know What the Queers Are
Doing to the Soil?
I First Became Aware of This About Ten Years Ago, the Summer
My Oldest Boy, Bill Jr. Died. You Know That Carnival Comes Into
Town Every Year? Well This Year They Came Through With a Ride
Called the Mixer. the Man Said, "Keep Your Head, and Arms, Inside
The Mixer At All Times." But Bill Jr, He Was a Daaaredevil, Just
Like His Old Man. He Was Leaning Out Saying "Hey Everybody,
Look At Me! Look At Me!" Pow! He Was Decapitated! They Found
His Head Over By the Snow Cone Concession.
A Few Days After That, I Open Up the Mail. and There's a Pamphlet
In There. From Pueblo, Colorado, and It's Addressed to Bill, Jr.
And It's Entitled, "Do You Know What the Queers Are Doing to Our
Soil?"
Now, Stuart, If You Look At the Soil Around Any Large Us City Where
There's a Large Underground Homosexual Population. Des Moines, Iowa,
For An Example. Look At the Soil Around Des Moines, Stuart.
You Can't Build On It; You Can't Grow Anything in It. the Government
Says It's Due to Poor Farming. But I Know What's Really Going On,
Stuart. I Know It's the Queers. They're in It With the Aliens.
They're Building Landing Strips For Gay Martians, I Swear To
God.
You Know What, Stuart, I Like You. You're Not Like the Other
People, Here in This Trailer Park.