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Dance Hall Crashers - Do You Think You're Beautiful
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Dance Hall Crashers - I Want It All
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Dance Hall Crashers - Won't Be The Same
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Dance Hall Crashers - All Mine
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Dance Hall Crashers - Better Than Anything
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Dance Hall Crashers - Beverly Kills
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Dance Hall Crashers - Big Mouth
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Dance Hall Crashers - Blind Leading the Blind
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Dance Hall Crashers - Buried Alive
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Dance Hall Crashers - Cat Fight
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Dance Hall Crashers - Cold Shower
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Dance Hall Crashers - Cricket
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Dance Hall Crashers - Cry For You
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Dance Hall Crashers - D.H.C.
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Dance Hall Crashers - Day Job
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Dance Hall Crashers - Don't Wanna Behave
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Dance Hall Crashers - Elvis & Me
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Dance Hall Crashers - Enough
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Dance Hall Crashers - Everything To Lose
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Dance Hall Crashers - Fight All Night
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Dance Hall Crashers - Fight All Nights
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Dance Hall Crashers - Flyin
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Dance Hall Crashers - Flying
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Dance Hall Crashers - Go
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Dance Hall Crashers - Good for Nothin
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Dance Hall Crashers - He Wants Me Back
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Dance Hall Crashers - I Did It For The Toys
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Dance Hall Crashers - Java Junkie
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Dance Hall Crashers - Just Like That
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Dance Hall Crashers - Keep On Running
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Dance Hall Crashers - Lady Luck
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Dance Hall Crashers - Last Laugh
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Dance Hall Crashers - Lost Again
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Dance Hall Crashers - Make Her Purr
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Dance Hall Crashers - Mr. Blue
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Dance Hall Crashers - My Problem
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Dance Hall Crashers - Next To You
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Dance Hall Crashers - North Pole
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Dance Hall Crashers - Nothing Left To Say
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Dance Hall Crashers - Nuisance
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Dance Hall Crashers - Old & Grey
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Dance Hall Crashers - Old and Grey
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Dance Hall Crashers - Othello
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Dance Hall Crashers - Over Again
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Dance Hall Crashers - Pick Up Lines
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Dance Hall Crashers - Pickup Lines
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Dance Hall Crashers - Pictures
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Dance Hall Crashers - Queen For A Day
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Dance Hall Crashers - Remember To Breathe
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Dance Hall Crashers - Salted
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Dance Hall Crashers - Setting Sun
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Dance Hall Crashers - She's Trying
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Dance Hall Crashers - Shelley
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Dance Hall Crashers - Shelley [Acoustic]
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Dance Hall Crashers - Sick As A Bat
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Dance Hall Crashers - Skinhead BBQ
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Dance Hall Crashers - So Sue Us
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Dance Hall Crashers - Stand By
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Dance Hall Crashers - State Of Mind
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Dance Hall Crashers - Sticky
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Dance Hall Crashers - Street Sweeper
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Dance Hall Crashers - The Real You
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Dance Hall Crashers - The Truth About Me
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Dance Hall Crashers - Too Late
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Dance Hall Crashers - Triple Track
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Dance Hall Crashers - Truly Comfortable
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Dance Hall Crashers - Truth Hurts
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Dance Hall Crashers - We Owe
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Dance Hall Crashers - Whiskey & Gin
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Dance Hall Crashers - Will Tommorrow Ever Come
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Dance Hall Crashers - Will Tomorrow Ever Come
I Did It For The Toys
Dance Hall Crashers
Tasted like egg nog and it was gross
Said he was lonely and it had been a while
The elves run frantic when they see that look in his eyes
He sat me down and went on and on
Wouldn't shut up about how Mrs. Claus had gone
He said the plumber must've done something right
He fixed her pipes and she paid him back all through the night...
Fa la la la la la
Fa la la la la la
Fa la la la la la
Fa la la la la la
Santa kissed me under the mistletoe
I guess I'm wondering how far this would go
We talked and drank until it was light
Then the bartender kicked us out 'cause we got into a fight
But I kept thinking of the swag for free
Besides the old geezer needs some company
Well I've been broke this year
It wouldn't be so bad
I hate to admit it, but he's the best I've ever had...
Fa la la la la la
Fa la la la la la
Fa la la la la la
Fa la la la la la
Santa kissed me and I kissed him back
But I did it for the toys
Figured I could get something more
Than I did from other boys
Santa kissed me and I kissed him back
But I did it for the toys
Smiled at me and wanted to see if I would
But he's a pervert you can tell by his smile
Or check the NAMBLA membership locked in his files
That big red suit and jolly face is a disguise
He only took it for the joys
Of little kids bouncing on his thighs
He drives me crazy now, he calls me all the time
I'm gonna dump him as soon as I get what's mine
Guess I should really reveal my family ties
He won't get a clue so I hit him with a matzo ball
Right between the eyes...
Fa la la la la la
Fa la la la la la
Fa la la la la la
Fa la la la la la
Santa kissed me and I kissed him back
But I did it for the toys
Figured I could get something more
Than I did from other boys
Santa kissed me and I kissed him back
But I did it for the toys
Smiled at me and wanted to see if I would
Santa kissed me and I kissed him back
But I did it for the toys
Figured I could get something more
Than I did from other boys
Santa kissed me and I kissed him back
But I did it for the toys
Smiled at me and wanted to see if I would
What a loser!
