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Crywank - Memento Mori
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Crywank - Song For a Guilty Sadist
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Crywank - Privately Owned Spiral Galaxy
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Crywank - Cool Knife Bro (feat. Guard Petal)
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Crywank - Gb Eating Gb Whilst Listening To Gb
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Crywank - It’s Ok, I Wouldn’t Remember Me Either
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Crywank - I Am Shit
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Crywank - Notches
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Crywank - Obsessive Muso With No Friends
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Crywank - A Deer Mistaking Candles For Headlights
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Crywank - Corduroy
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Crywank - Crywank Are Posers
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Crywank - Hikikomori
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Crywank - I Love You But I’ve Chosen Me
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Crywank - I Love You But I’ve Chosen Me (Part VII)
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Crywank - If I Were You I'd Be Throwing Up
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Crywank - JK
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Crywank - Just a Snail
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Crywank - Love
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Crywank - Now I'm Sad (Boo Hoo)
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Crywank - Only Everyone Can Judge Me
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Crywank - The Only Way I Could Save Myself Now Is If I Start Firebombing
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Crywank - This Song Title Was Too Long (So Now It's Shorter)
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Crywank - Waste
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Crywank - You Couldn't Teach Me Integrity
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Crywank - 18
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Crywank - A Fart At Night Resets The Balance
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Crywank - All My Political And Spiritual Beliefs In Less Than One Minute
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Crywank - An Intimate Message
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Crywank - Baby Self-Absorbed
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Crywank - Blink
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Crywank - Blood
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Crywank - Blur
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Crywank - Boosep
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Crywank - Care Not For Your Clubnights
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Crywank - Choo-Choo-Choose Me
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Crywank - Chuck And Buck, Suck And Fuck!
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Crywank - Cringey Wincer
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Crywank - Crumpledbigskin
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Crywank - Deep Down I'm American Werewolf
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Crywank - Deep Down I’m Really Kirk Van Houten
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Crywank - Deep Down I’m Really Mark Smith
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Crywank - Density
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Crywank - Do You Have PPE For Self-Esteem?
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Crywank - Don't Listen To This Song
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Crywank - Doubt
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Crywank - Drippy Droopy Pigeonhole
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Crywank - Egg And Spoon
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Crywank - Ego Is a Phoenix
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Crywank - Flower in Hand
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Crywank - Forlorn Leghorn
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Crywank - Guess Who Likes You
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Crywank - Handbong
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Crywank - Harvey Milk Shit On The Table
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Crywank - Hate
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Crywank - I Am a Familiar Creek In Your Floorboards
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Crywank - I Am In Great Pain, Please Help Me
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Crywank - I Light a Candle Where The Streetlight Up
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Crywank - I Love You But I’ve Chosen Me (Part II)
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Crywank - I Love You But I’ve Chosen Me (Part III)
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Crywank - I Love You But I’ve Chosen Me (Part IV)
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Crywank - I Love You But I’ve Chosen Me (Part V)
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Crywank - I Love You But I’ve Chosen Me (Part VI)
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Crywank - I Love You But I’ve Chosen Me (Part VIII)
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Crywank - I'm A Cliché
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Crywank - I’ll Have Some In a Bit
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Crywank - Imitating a Brief Projetion Of Gurdjieff
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Crywank - It Was a Swift Not a Swallow (I Never Listen)
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Crywank - Just A Worm
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Crywank - Langdon Alger (Entitled Monster)
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Crywank - Late Night People Watching
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Crywank - Leech Boy
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Crywank - Life In The Chalk Basket
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Crywank - Little Creepy
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Crywank - Me Me Me (Boo Hoo)
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Crywank - Nostril Tampon
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Crywank - Olivers Theme
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Crywank - On My Mind By Kylie V By Crywank
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Crywank - Paperclips
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Crywank - Poo
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Crywank - Pope Alexander
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Crywank - R.I.P Linguo
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Crywank - Self(ish)
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Crywank - Small Fish
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Crywank - Squeezing The Damp Tea Towel To It's Final Few Drips
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Crywank - The Poured Boy Of Kutná Hora
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Crywank - The Yolk That Fell Out
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Crywank - There All Is Aching
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Crywank - Thinking About a Potentially Awkward Interaction With An Old Friend (feat. Commuted)
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Crywank - Thomas Saunders Gangchant
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Crywank - Thomas Saunders Lloyd Webber
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Crywank - Time Away From Nosferatu
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Crywank - Unassimilated Normie
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Crywank - Ungrateful Son
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Crywank - Veggie Buddhist Eco Prince
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Crywank - Welcome To Castle Irwell
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Crywank - Wellington Wisp (Part I)
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Crywank - Wellington Wisp (Part II)
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Crywank - What Went Down At Holding Hands Peak
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Crywank - Who Am I???1
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Crywank - Who Is Thomas Saunders And Why Is He Significant In Your Writings?
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Crywank - Woodchuck
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Crywank - You Won't Meet A Girl Sat In Your Room Listening To Music (But Some Songs Can Still Give You Butterflies)
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Crywank - Your Own Worst Enemy Critic
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Crywank - Yuppie Gloup
Leech Boy
Crywank
Unsure and false promises I make
I invade your existence with my dependence
And leave you guilt tripped until you take
Care of me, for if not I will surely die
I don’t feed or clean myself and I am always high
Putting pipe dreams before the necessities in life
Without your help I have no hope to survive
Now I know that sounds pathetic
That’s because that’s what I am
So open about my flaws
But it’s all part of my plan
For if I can recognize my flaws
You’ll assume I’m trying to change
But I am lazy and disheartened
And I know I will remain the same
Taking all you can give me trying to live in excess
You know you’ll make my life much easier, I’ll make your life a mess
Squirm away stupid leech boy go and die now in the drain
You speak only of your sadness but are yet to feel true pain
As I get older I also worsen
I used to be a better person
Growing into a constant burden
Introducing man child
I am scared I’ll lose my job because I always go in stoned
If I do will you feed me, take me in and hear me moan
If you don’t I’m on your concience and will surely die alone
Invite me in to regret it as I take over your home
Oh so useless and demanding no I will not help out with chores
I’ll bring no money or conversation. Unmotivated and bored
Staring blankly into space absorbing all you have worked for
I will dissapoint those who think I can do more
I warn you now to avoid me
I may not bite the hand that feeds
But I will wrap my lips around it
And I will suck off all the meat
You’ll be left feeling used once you find out I’m a leech
I’ll take all you can give and then I will up and leave
No shame or dignity left in me as I scout out brand new friends
To invade with my dependence and let it start again