Bro, I haven't had a handbong in ages. We should totally do one. Handbongs are sweet, if you don't like them get out my house. I love handbongs.
Bro, I haven't had a handjob in ages. We should totally get one. But, I don't have any money and drunk girls they don't like me. Maybe you could give me one.
Bro, be a bro. Could you please touch my dick? We'll do a load of handbongs and you can touch my dick. Bro, be a bro. Could you please touch my dick? I thought you were my bro.