Kind stranger lyrics I wake up still unemployed and Make myself a cup of soylent Log on to my favourite website And scroll through till the end of daylight
You say that I'm Simply wasting my life Oh, all my days are gone Wasted on reddit dot com
Kind stranger Thank you for the gold Kind stranger Am I the asshole? Kind stranger Why are my girlfriend's boyfriends all Ignoring me?
My cat is so obese Post him on reddit so that he Can be laughed at by online people Don't sit here and try to tell me that I'm evil
I'm wholesome 100 You're probably a normie Who doesn't like big chungus And browses ifunny I saw a kid who liked fortnite So I bullied him to suicide
Kind stranger Thank you for the gold Kind stranger Am I the asshole? Kind stranger Why are my girlfriend's boyfriends all Ignoring me
Kind stranger Thank you for the gold Kind stranger Am I the asshole? Kind stranger Why are my girlfriend's boyfriends all Ignoring me
