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Cracker - Shake Some Action
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Cracker - Low
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Cracker - The Good Life
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Cracker - Red Sonja
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Cracker - Blue Danube (Blues)
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Cracker - Family Tradition
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Cracker - Forever
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Cracker - Happy Birthday To Me
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Cracker - 100 Flower Power Maximum
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Cracker - Ain't Gonna Suck Itself
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Cracker - Another Song About The Rain
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Cracker - Bad Vibes Everybody
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Cracker - Be My Love
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Cracker - Been Around The World
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Cracker - Bicycle Spaniard
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Cracker - Big Dipper
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Cracker - Blue Rosebuds
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Cracker - Brides Of Neptune
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Cracker - Bring Us Down
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Cracker - Buenos Noches From A Lonely Room (Red Dresses)
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Cracker - Can I Take My Gun To Heaven?
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Cracker - China
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Cracker - Cinderella
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Cracker - Cinderella (secret track on Gentleman's Blues)
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Cracker - Darling One
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Cracker - Disintegrating
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Cracker - Dixie Babylon
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Cracker - Don't Fuck Me Up (With Peace And Love)
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Cracker - Dr. Bernice
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Cracker - Duty Free
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Cracker - Euro-Trash Girl
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Cracker - Euro-Trash Girl (secret track on Kerosene Hat)
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Cracker - Father Winter
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Cracker - Father Winter (demo)
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Cracker - Fiddle
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Cracker - Fucking Up
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Cracker - Fucking Up (Live)
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Cracker - Gentleman's Blues
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Cracker - Get Off This
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Cracker - Get Outta My Head
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Cracker - Good Times Bad Times
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Cracker - Guarded By Monkeys
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Cracker - Hallelujah
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Cracker - Hand Me My Inhaler
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Cracker - Heaven Knows I'm Lonely Now
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Cracker - Hi-Desert Biker Meth Lab
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Cracker - Hold Of Myself
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Cracker - Hollywood Cemetary
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Cracker - How Can I Live Without You
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Cracker - I Can't Forget You
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Cracker - I Drink Water
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Cracker - I Hate My Generation
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Cracker - I Ride My Bike
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Cracker - I Ride My Bike (secret track 88 on Kerosene Hat)
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Cracker - I See The Light
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Cracker - I Want Everything
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Cracker - I Want Out Of The Circus
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Cracker - I'm A Good Old Rebel
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Cracker - I'm A Little Rocket Ship
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Cracker - James River
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Cracker - James River (new version)
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Cracker - Kerosene Hat
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Cracker - Let's All Be Someone Else
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Cracker - Let's Go For A Ride
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Cracker - Lonesome Johnny (demo)
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Cracker - Lonesome Johnny Blues
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Cracker - Loser
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Cracker - Low(Like Being Stoned)
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Cracker - Lullabye
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Cracker - Merry Christmas Emily
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Cracker - Movie Star
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Cracker - Mr. Wrong
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Cracker - Ms. Santa Cruz County
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Cracker - My Life Is Totally Boring Without You
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Cracker - Nostalgia
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Cracker - Nothing To Believe In
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Cracker - One Fine Day
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Cracker - Reasons To Quit
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Cracker - Red Sonja (FSK)
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Cracker - River Euphrates
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Cracker - Satisfy You
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Cracker - Seven Days
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Cracker - Shameless
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Cracker - Shine
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Cracker - Show Me How This Thing Works
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Cracker - Sick Of Goodbyes
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Cracker - Sinaloa Cowboys
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Cracker - Someday
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Cracker - St. Cajetan
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Cracker - Star
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Cracker - Strange
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Cracker - Sunday Train
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Cracker - Sunday Train (demo)
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Cracker - Superfan
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Cracker - Sweet Magdalena
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Cracker - Sweet Magdalena Of My Misfortune
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Cracker - Sweet Potato
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Cracker - Sweet Thistle Pie
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Cracker - Take Me Down To The Infirmary
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Cracker - Teen Angst (What The World Needs Now)
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Cracker - The Eyes Of Mary
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Cracker - The Golden Age
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Cracker - The Pagan Birth Of Jesus
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Cracker - The Shiner Song
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Cracker - The World Is Mine
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Cracker - This Is Cracker Soul
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Cracker - Trials & Tribulations
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Cracker - Truckload Of Art
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Cracker - Turn On, Tune In, Drop Out With Me
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Cracker - Up Against The Wall Redneck Mothers
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Cracker - Useless Stuff
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Cracker - Waiting For You Girl
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Cracker - Waiting For You Girl (a.k.a. Central Valley Mud)
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Cracker - Wedding Day
- 115
Cracker - What You're Missing
- 116
Cracker - What's So Funny About Peace, Love And Understanding
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Cracker - Whole Lotta Trouble
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Cracker - Wild One
Ain't Gonna Suck Itself
Cracker
Virgin Records, it ain't gonna suck itself
I say baby, it ain't gonna suck itself
What 'chew waiting for? it ain't gonna suck itself
Well I flew out from Virginie on the very first day
I heard my record company exercise my pay to play
Went to see Mr. Lott but his assistant said no
"Security will escort you to the parking lot"
It was 102 degrees I was feeling kind of hot
So I walked across the street for one of those Mexican frozen popsicles
Couldn't buy just one so I bought myself a box
When I come back the assistant she's standing in the parking lot
No hard feelings do you want one of these?
But she looks at me like I was speaking Chinese
The security man walks up he helps himself to one
Coincidently Chinese and hot from standing in the sun
Then he helps himself to another he puts it in her hand
But she looks at it like it was a piece of crap
Or a dead and dying bird she didn't understand
So I was just trying to be helpful when I said...
Baby, it ain't gonna suck itself
Oh Virgin Records, it ain't gonna suck itself
I beg to differ cousin, it should be, it ain't gonna lick itself
Ok we'll try it that way It ain't gonna lick itself
Well I'm standing in the parking lot waiting on my ride
His name is Jackson Haring and he's still inside
He went in through mailroom for some record company swag
But this Virgin Records there ain't shit to be had
And the halls they was empty because everyone was laid off
And he took a wrong turn ends up in the tape vault
Only one thing to do when you're standing face to face
With the Sticky Fingers, Let It Be master tapes
You've got to stick them in the satchel and head on the down the hall
Saying these will go nicely with that Residents eyeball
Many years ago while working for Bill Graham Presents
A prop eyeball was stolen backstage from The Residents
And the rumor went around that Jackson was the thief
But that's neither here nor there and I was sitting in the jeep
Looking at the Sticky Fingers master tapes
My popsicle's dripping on the seat so I throw it out the window
And it lands at the feet of Roy Lott
Hey Roy, it ain't gonna suck itself
Ah Virgin Records, it ain't gonna suck itself
And one time for the ladies, It ain't gonna lick itself
Ah Virgin Records, it ain't gonna suck itself
Baby, it ain't gonna suck itself
Everyone at Virgin Records, it ain't gonna suck itself
One for the ladies, it ain't gonna lick itself
What 'chew waitin' for, it ain't gonna suck itself
Mr. Lott, it ain't gonna suck itself
Everyone on Foothill Road, it ain't gonna suck itself
Just so we're not totally sexist, it ain't gonna lick itself
Virgin Records, it ain't gonna suck itself