I still remember Third of December Me in your sweater You said it looked better On me than it did you Only if you knew How much I liked you But I watch your eyes
As she walks by What a sight for sore eyes Brighter than a blue sky She’s got you mesmerized While I die
Why would you ever kiss me? I'm not even half as pretty You gave her your sweater It’s just polyester But you like her better I wish I were Heather
Watch as she stands With her holding your hand Put your arm ‘round her shoulder Now I'm getting colder But how could I hate her? She’s such an angel But then again Kinda wish she were dead
As she walks by What a sight for sore eyes Brighter than a blue sky She’s got you mesmerized While I die
Why would you ever kiss me? I'm not even half as pretty You gave her your sweater It’s just polyester But you like her better I wish I were Heather
Oh Oh Oh (Wish I were Heather)
I want her hair Want to steal what she wears Want to smell like her perfume Do everything like her ‘Cause isn’t she perfect? The lipstick on her lips
I wish I could kiss her To know why you love her Why would you ever kiss me? I'm not even half as pretty You gave her your sweater It’s just polyester But you like her better I wish I were
