Since I reached the charming age of puberty And began to think of feminine curls Like a show that's typically Shuberty I have always had a multitude of girls But now that a married man at last am I How aware of my dear departed past am I Where is the life that late I led? Where is it now? Totally dead! Where is the fun I used to find? Where has it gone? Gone with the wind! A married life may all be well But raising an heir could never compare With raising a bit of hell So I repeat what first I said Where is the life that late I... In dear Milano, where are you Momo? Still selling those pictures of the scriptures in the duomo And Carolina, where are you, 'lina? Still peddling your pizza in the streets-a Toremina And in Firenze, where are you Alice? Still there in your pretty itty-bitty pity palace And sweet Lucretia, so young and gay What scandalous doings in the ruins of Pompeii Where is the life that late I led? Where is it now? Totally dead! Where is the fun I used to find? Where has it gone? Gone with the wind! The marriage game is quite all right Yes during the day it's easy to play But oh what a bore at night So I repeat what first I said Where is the life that late I... Where is Rebecca? My Becky-wecky-oh Could still she be cruising that amusing Pontevecchio? Where is Fedora, the wild virago? It's lucky I missed her gangster sister from Chicago Where is Venetia, who loved to chat so? Could still she be drinking in her stinking pink palazzo? And lovely Lisa, where are you Lisa? You gave a new meaning to the Leaning Tower of Piza Where is the life that late I led? Where is it now? Totally dead! Where is the fun I used to find? Where has it gone? Gone with the wind! I've oft been told of nuptial bliss But what do you do at quarter to two With only a shrew to kiss? So I repeat what first I said Where is the life that late I led
