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Clutch - The Regulator
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Clutch - Electric Worry
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Clutch - 7 Jam
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Clutch - Abraham Lincoln
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Clutch - Careful With That Mic
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Clutch - Ghost
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Clutch - Spacegrass
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Clutch - A Shogun Named Marcus
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Clutch - Burning Beard
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Clutch - Eight Times Over Miss October
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Clutch - Gullah
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Clutch - Juggernaut
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Clutch - Mr. Shiny Caddylackness
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Clutch - Oh, Isabella
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Clutch - Texan Book Of The Dead
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Clutch - The Mob Goes Wild
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Clutch - (In The Wake Of) The Swollen Goat
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Clutch - 05
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Clutch - 10,000 Witnesses
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Clutch - 10001110101
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Clutch - 12 Ounce Epilogue
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Clutch - 24 Earth Years
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Clutch - 50,000 Unstoppable Watts
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Clutch - 50,000 Unstoppable Watts
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Clutch - A Quick Death In Texas
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Clutch - Abraham Lincoln
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Clutch - American Sleep
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Clutch - Animal Farm
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Clutch - Apache
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Clutch - Arcadia
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Clutch - Army Of Bono
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Clutch - Bacchanal
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Clutch - Basket Of Eggs
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Clutch - Big Fat Pig
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Clutch - Big News I
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Clutch - Big News II
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Clutch - Big News III
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Clutch - Binge And Purge
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Clutch - Black Umbrella
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Clutch - Book, Saddle, & Go
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Clutch - Brazenhead
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Clutch - Child Of The City
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Clutch - Circus Maximus
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Clutch - Cross-Eyed Mary
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Clutch - Crucial Velocity
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Clutch - Cyborg Bette
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Clutch - Cypress Grove
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Clutch - D.C. Sound Attack
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Clutch - David Rose
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Clutch - Day Of The Jackalope
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Clutch - Drink To The Dead
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Clutch - Droid
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Clutch - Earth Rocker
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Clutch - Earthworm
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Clutch - Easy Breeze
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Clutch - Effigy
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Clutch - El Jefe Speaks
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Clutch - Escape From The Prison Planet
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Clutch - Eulogy For A Ghost
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Clutch - Far Country
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Clutch - Firebirds!
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Clutch - Fortunate Son
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Clutch - Four Lords
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Clutch - Four Lords (and One More)
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Clutch - Frankenstein
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Clutch - Frankenstien
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Clutch - Freakonomics
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Clutch - Freakonomics
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Clutch - Ghoul Wrangler
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Clutch - Gifted And Talented
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Clutch - Gimme The Keys
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Clutch - Gnome Enthusiast
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Clutch - Gone Cold
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Clutch - Gone Unsung
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Clutch - Gravel Road
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Clutch - Green Buckets
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Clutch - Guild Of Mute Assassins
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Clutch - Hale Bopp Blues
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Clutch - Heirloom 13
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Clutch - High Caliber Consecrator
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Clutch - Hoodoo Operator
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Clutch - I Have The Body Of John Wilkes Booth
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Clutch - I Send Pictures
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Clutch - Immortal
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Clutch - Impetus
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Clutch - King Of Arizona
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Clutch - Land Of Pleasant Living
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Clutch - Let A Poor Man Be
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Clutch - Let A Poor Man Be
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Clutch - Mercury
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Clutch - Mice & Gods
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Clutch - Milk Of Human Kindness
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Clutch - Minotaur
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Clutch - Minotaur
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Clutch - Molt
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Clutch - Motherless Child
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Clutch - Motherless Child
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Clutch - Mr. Freedom
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Clutch - Muchas Veces
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Clutch - Never Be Moved
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Clutch - Nickel Dime
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Clutch - Noble Savage
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Clutch - Notes From The Trial Of (La Curandera)
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Clutch - One Eyed Dollar
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Clutch - Open Up The Border
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Clutch - Opossum Minister
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Clutch - Oregon
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Clutch - Passive Restraints
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Clutch - Pile Driver
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Clutch - Power Player
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Clutch - Profits Of Doom
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Clutch - Promoter (Of Earthbound Causes)
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Clutch - Pulaski Skyway
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Clutch - Pure Rock Fury
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Clutch - Raised By Horses
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Clutch - Rapture Of Riddley Walker
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Clutch - Rats
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Clutch - Red Horse Rainbow
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Clutch - Release The Kraken
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Clutch - Rising Son
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Clutch - Rock 'n' Roll Outlaw
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Clutch - Sea Of Destruction
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Clutch - Ship Of Gold
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Clutch - Sink 'em Low
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Clutch - SINKEMLOW
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Clutch - Sleestak Lightning
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Clutch - Sleestak Lightning
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Clutch - Slow Hole To China
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Clutch - Small Upsetters
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Clutch - Smoke Banshee
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Clutch - Son Of Virginia
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Clutch - SPACEGRASS (LIVE)
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Clutch - Spleen Merchant
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Clutch - Struck Down
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Clutch - Struck Down
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Clutch - Subtle Hustle
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Clutch - Super Duper
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Clutch - The Amazing Kreskin
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Clutch - The Amazing Kreskin
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Clutch - The Devil & Me
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Clutch - The Dragonfly
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Clutch - The Drifter
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Clutch - The Elephant Riders
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Clutch - The Face
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Clutch - The Great Outdoors!
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Clutch - The House That Peterbilt
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Clutch - The Incomparable Mr. Flannery
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Clutch - The Package
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Clutch - The Soapmakers
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Clutch - The Yeti
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Clutch - Tight Like That
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Clutch - Unto The Breach
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Clutch - Vision Quest
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Clutch - Walking In The Great Shining Path Of Monster Trucks
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Clutch - When Vegans Attack
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Clutch - White's Ferry
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Clutch - Who Wants To Rock?
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Clutch - Who's Been Talking?
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Clutch - Wicker
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Clutch - Willie Nelson
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Clutch - Wishbone
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Clutch - Worm Drink
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Clutch - X-Ray Vision
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Clutch - You Can't Stop Progress
24 Earth Years
Clutch
and come my next birthday it'll be a quarter century.
I don't know, but I have heard a gnome from the old world say these words,
"Take a look what the cat dragged in; a red woodpecker and two of my kin."
Back in 1980, we played the AD&D.
That game was harder than the Elfstones of Shanara.
My character was baffling, a druid, wizard, halfling.
On top of that he was master of psionic powers.
Bring on the hordes, we have the sword
that smote the Goblin of Gygaxnor.
Pray that the sisters name us as victors
of the twenty sided die.
I don't know, but I've been told I'm about twenty-four Earth years old.
and come my next birthday it'll be a quarter century.
I don't know, but I have heard a gnome from the old world say these words,
"Take a look what the cat dragged in; a dead woodpecker and two of my kin."
Long ago in Middle Earth
a man could measure all his worth
by his blade and by his staff,
and by the runes on his epitaph.
Go mount your horse and ride up north
to seek the Baron of the Frozen Berg.
Ask for assistance in the resistance
of the twenty sided die.
I don't know, but I've been told I'm about twenty-four Earth years old.
and come my next birthday it'll be a quarter century.
I don't know, but I have heard a gnome from the old world say these words,
"Take a look what the cat dragged in; a dead woodpecker and two of my kin."
Saw Mazes and Monsters, Tom Hanks completely bonkers.
He spoke what he doth speaketh in Elizabethan.
Sad lad, he really couldn't handle starting from scratch on the very first level
But he died the death of a warrior.
A legend grows yearly by way of a local song.
The bishop and castle move in defense of pawns.
I'm rolling, I'm tumbling a twenty sided die.
A legend grows yearly by way of local song.
I don't know, but I've been told I'm about twenty-four Earth years old.
and come my next birthday it'll be a quarter century.
I don't know, but I have heard a gnome from the old world say these words,
"Take a look what the cat dragged in; a dead woodpecker and two of my kin."