Good afternoon chris
Do you mind if I call you that?
See, me and my partner here
Have just a few questions to ask
We are here today
On official good person business
Regarding calls that we received
From an anonymous witness
So you've been right here all along
Underneath my nose
We have you surrounded
There's nowhere to go
Ok, ok I confess
I'm not a work in progress
All my thoughts are illegal
I'm not safe around people
I have always been evil
Counting the stairs
Two of them at a time
'Cause if there's not an even number
I'm gonna die
As an exercise
Just imagine you are your fear
Now make it small and small
And smaller until it disappears
Look at this splash of ink and tell me what you see
Me, feeding a lion under a palm tree
Why is everyone laughing
I have no proof but it happened
I'm as bad as they come
Turn around and run
Don't wanna hurt anyone
Ok, ok I confess
I'm not a work in progress
All my thoughts are illegal
I'm not safe around people
I have always been evil
