Forward Crawl! Take, take a sit And watch me Crawl! Make, make your metal army Fall, fall, fall Meet the modern leader of your Mall, mall, mall
I'm a gnome, man! No man Could withstand this wiz, man! I flipp bands Alakazam And swat! You're dismissed man! Brawling with the bros Crawling with my gnomes Tell 'em at the mall H&M means home! Better do what you're told It'd be awfully frightening If you got caught up In my staff o' lightening! (Haha!) Foil in your face? Sit down for me Can't you see Thou shalt bow before me Thy swords, thy knights Run home, take a hike Can't take my strike? Can't take my height? Take a backseat while we go forward Never gonna catch me or have me cornered Never breakin' halfsies, I want more o' you I want it all! And if you stand tall, you're gonna miss me
Crawl! Take, take a seat And watch me Crawl! Make, make your metal army Fall, fall, fall Meet the modern leader of your Mall, mall, mall
(Crawl!) When all is said and done We gnomes at number one! (Crawl!) You royals ain't no fun!
(Crawl!) Your poor and precious knights Won't go down, without a fight! (Crawl!) Let's fight!
