Anyone can be Santa, why can't a lady like me? I admit I'm underfed but with a pillow from the bed I could be Santa Claus Oh, anyone can play Santa, I've fantasized it a lot With his hat upon my head and his suit of Christmas red I could be Santa Claus
And with his ho ho ho, I'd be goin' Down the chimneys with his sack And although my curls may be showin' I'll make sure they only see me from the back
Yes, anyone can be Santa a tantalizin' remark Though his boots are not my size with a twinkle in my eyes I could be Santa Claus With his reindeer and his sleigh I'd be up, up and away I could be Santa, I could be Santa I could be Santa Claus
