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Bloodhound Gang - Bad Touch
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Bloodhound Gang - Uuuu
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Bloodhound Gang - The Bad Touch
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Bloodhound Gang - The Bad Touch
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Bloodhound Gang - Fire Water Burn
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Bloodhound Gang - Why's Everybody Always Pickin' On Me?
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Bloodhound Gang - Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
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Bloodhound Gang - I Hope You Die
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Bloodhound Gang - Along Comes Mary
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Bloodhound Gang - The Roof Is On Fire
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Bloodhound Gang - Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss
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Bloodhound Gang - Mama Say
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Bloodhound Gang - The Ballad of Chasey Lain
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Bloodhound Gang - The Inevitable Return Of The Great White Dope
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Bloodhound Gang - Mope
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Bloodhound Gang - Relax, Don't Do It
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Bloodhound Gang - Think Outside The Box
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Bloodhound Gang - Aint Nothing But Mammals
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Bloodhound Gang - Altogether Ooky
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Bloodhound Gang - American Bitches
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Bloodhound Gang - Balls Out
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Bloodhound Gang - Disco Pogo
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Bloodhound Gang - Hell Yeah
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Bloodhound Gang - Kiss Me Where It Smells Funny
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Bloodhound Gang - Mama's Boy
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Bloodhound Gang - My Dad Say's Thats For Pussies
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Bloodhound Gang - Ralph Wiggum
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Bloodhound Gang - Screwing You at Beach on Night
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Bloodhound Gang - Shut Up
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Bloodhound Gang - Socially Awkward Penguin
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Bloodhound Gang - Something Diabolical
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Bloodhound Gang - Take The Long Way Home
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Bloodhound Gang - The Vagina Song
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Bloodhound Gang - Three Point One Four
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Bloodhound Gang - Uncool As Me
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Bloodhound Gang - Weekend!
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Bloodhound Gang - Yummy Down On This
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Bloodhound Gang - A Lap Dance is So Much Better When the Stripper is Crying
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Bloodhound Gang - Asleep At The Wheel
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Bloodhound Gang - B.h.g.p.s.a.
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Bloodhound Gang - Boom
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Bloodhound Gang - Cheese Tidbit
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Bloodhound Gang - Chew Toy
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Bloodhound Gang - Convoy
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Bloodhound Gang - Coo Coo Ca Choo
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Bloodhound Gang - David Song
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Bloodhound Gang - Diarrhea Runs In The Family
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Bloodhound Gang - Diary Of a Stranger
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Bloodhound Gang - Dimes
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Bloodhound Gang - Earlameyer The Butt Pirate
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Bloodhound Gang - Farting With A Walkman On
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Bloodhound Gang - Go Down
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Bloodhound Gang - Going Nowhere Slow
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Bloodhound Gang - Hooray For Boobies
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Bloodhound Gang - I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks
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Bloodhound Gang - I'm The Least You Could Do
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Bloodhound Gang - It's Tricky
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Bloodhound Gang - Jackass
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Bloodhound Gang - K.I.D.S. Incorporated
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Bloodhound Gang - Kids In America
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Bloodhound Gang - Legend In My Spare Time
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Bloodhound Gang - Lift Your Head Up High ( And Blow Your Brains Out)
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Bloodhound Gang - Live At the Apollo
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Bloodhound Gang - Magna Cum Nada
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Bloodhound Gang - Nightmare At The Apollo
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Bloodhound Gang - No Hard Feelings
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Bloodhound Gang - No Rest For The Wicked
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Bloodhound Gang - One Way
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Bloodhound Gang - Pacman On Crack
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Bloodhound Gang - Pennsylvania
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Bloodhound Gang - Pickles and Fudge
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Bloodhound Gang - Rang Dang
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Bloodhound Gang - Reflections of Remoh
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Bloodhound Gang - Right Turn Clyde
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Bloodhound Gang - Rip Taylor is God
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Bloodhound Gang - RSVP
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Bloodhound Gang - She Ain't Got No Legs
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Bloodhound Gang - Shitty Record Offer
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Bloodhound Gang - Should Have Been There
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Bloodhound Gang - Strictly For The Tardcore
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Bloodhound Gang - That Cough Came With A Prize
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Bloodhound Gang - The 10 Coolest Things About New Jersey
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Bloodhound Gang - The Choice Is Yours
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Bloodhound Gang - The Evils Of Placenta Hustling
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Bloodhound Gang - The Inevitable Return Of The Great White
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Bloodhound Gang - This Is Stupid
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Bloodhound Gang - Turn Clyde
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Bloodhound Gang - We Are The Knuckleheads
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Bloodhound Gang - We Are The Knuckleheads (Banned Version)
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Bloodhound Gang - We Bring The Party To You
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Bloodhound Gang - We Like Meat
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Bloodhound Gang - Yellow Fever
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Bloodhound Gang - You're Pretty When I'm Drunk
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Bloodhound Gang - Your Only Friends Are Make Believe
A Lap Dance is So Much Better When the Stripper is Crying
Bloodhound Gang
That night I strolled on into Uncle Limpy's Hump Palace lookin'for love
It had been a while
In fact, three hundred and sixty-five had come and went
Since that midnight run haulin' hog to Shakey Town on I-10
I had picked up this hitchhiker that was sweatin' gallons
Through a pair of Daisy Duke cut-offs and one of those Fruit OfThe Loom tank-tops
Well, that night I lost myself to ruby red lips
Milky white skin and baby blue eyes
Name was Russell
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well, faster than you can say, shallow grave
This pretty little thing come up to me and starts kneadin' myballs
Like hard-boiled eggs in a tube sock
Said her name was Bambi and I said, Well that's a coincidencedarlin'
'Cause I was just thinkin' about skinnin' you like a deer
Well she smiled, had about as much teeth as a Jack-O-Lantern
And I went on to tell her how I would wear her face like a mask
As I do my little kooky dance
And then she told me to shush
I guess she could sense my desperation
'Course, it's hard to hide a hard-on when you're dressed likeMinnie Pearl
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
So, Bambi's goin' on about how she can make all my fantasies cometrue
So I says, Even this one I have where Jesus Christ
Is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole
With a lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to something
Resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus'stummy-tum?
Well, ten beers, twenty minutes and thirty dollars later
I'm parkin' the beef bus in tuna town if you know what I mean
Got to nail her back at her trailer
Heh. That rhymes
I have to admit it was even more of a turn-on
When I found out she was doin' me to buy baby formula
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Day or so had passed when I popped the clutch
Gave the tranny a spin and slid on into
The Stinky Pinky Gulp N' Guzzle Big Rig Snooze-A-Stop
There I was browsin' through the latest issue of Throb
When I saw Bambi starin' at me from the back of a milk carton
Well, my heart just dropped
So, I decided to do what any good Christian would
You can not imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon ofmoo juice
And polish the one-eyed gopher when your doin' seventy-five
In an eighteen-wheeler
I never thought missing children could be so sexy
Did I say that out loud?
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
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