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    Bif Naked - Back In The Day

  2. 2

    Bif Naked - Gig Tits

  3. 3

    Bif Naked - I Love Myself Today

  4. 4

    Bif Naked - The World is Over

  5. 5

    Bif Naked - You Are The Master

  6. 6

    Bif Naked - 32 Fuetes

  7. 7

    Bif Naked - Abandonment

  8. 8

    Bif Naked - Alcohol Is The Root

  9. 9

    Bif Naked - Alcoholor Comedy

  10. 10

    Bif Naked - All You Ever Do

  11. 11

    Bif Naked - Alphabet Poem

  12. 12

    Bif Naked - Any Day Now

  13. 13

    Bif Naked - Anything

  14. 14

    Bif Naked - Bluejay

  15. 15

    Bif Naked - Calling All

  16. 16

    Bif Naked - Canadians

  17. 17

    Bif Naked - Choking On The Truth

  18. 18

    Bif Naked - Chotee

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    Bif Naked - Ciao, Bella

  20. 20

    Bif Naked - Crash And Burn

  21. 21

    Bif Naked - Cruel To Be Kind

  22. 22

    Bif Naked - Daddy's Getting Married

  23. 23

    Bif Naked - Dawn

  24. 24

    Bif Naked - Dress

  25. 25

    Bif Naked - Eine Tasse Tee

  26. 26

    Bif Naked - Everyday

  27. 27

    Bif Naked - Everything

  28. 28

    Bif Naked - Factory Hot Rod

  29. 29

    Bif Naked - Fuck You 2

  30. 30

    Bif Naked - Funeral of a Good Girl

  31. 31

    Bif Naked - Funeral Of A Good Grrl

  32. 32

    Bif Naked - Goodbye

  33. 33

    Bif Naked - Half A Day A Week

  34. 34

    Bif Naked - Henry

  35. 35

    Bif Naked - Hold On

  36. 36

    Bif Naked - Honeybee

  37. 37

    Bif Naked - I Died

  38. 38

    Bif Naked - I Want

  39. 39

    Bif Naked - I'm Afraid Of Britney Spears

  40. 40

    Bif Naked - I'm Yer Peer

  41. 41

    Bif Naked - If I

  42. 42

    Bif Naked - Infected Tattoo

  43. 43

    Bif Naked - Insomnia

  44. 44

    Bif Naked - Intro

  45. 45

    Bif Naked - Isabelle

  46. 46

    Bif Naked - Ladybug Waltz

  47. 47

    Bif Naked - Leader

  48. 48

    Bif Naked - Let Down

  49. 49

    Bif Naked - Lifeline

  50. 50

    Bif Naked - Lucky

  51. 51

    Bif Naked - Make Like a Tree

  52. 52

    Bif Naked - Metal Queen

  53. 53

    Bif Naked - Moment Of Weakness

  54. 54

    Bif Naked - My Bike

  55. 55

    Bif Naked - My Innocence

  56. 56

    Bif Naked - My Satan Poem

  57. 57

    Bif Naked - My whole life

  58. 58

    Bif Naked - Never Alone

  59. 59

    Bif Naked - No Me Drink

  60. 60

    Bif Naked - Nothing Else Matters

  61. 61

    Bif Naked - Obsessed With Childhood

  62. 62

    Bif Naked - October Song

  63. 63

    Bif Naked - October Songs

  64. 64

    Bif Naked - Only The Girl

  65. 65

    Bif Naked - Over You

  66. 66

    Bif Naked - Papa Va Se Marier

  67. 67

    Bif Naked - Poem #357651

  68. 68

    Bif Naked - Porno Brainwash

  69. 69

    Bif Naked - Red Flag

  70. 70

    Bif Naked - Regular Guy

  71. 71

    Bif Naked - Religion

  72. 72

    Bif Naked - Rich And Filthy

  73. 73

    Bif Naked - Rock Star Man

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    Bif Naked - Sick

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    Bif Naked - Singin

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    Bif Naked - Snowboarding

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    Bif Naked - Sophia

  78. 78

    Bif Naked - Spaceman

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    Bif Naked - Stolen Sidewalk

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    Bif Naked - Story Of My Life

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    Bif Naked - Stumpy The Mouse

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    Bif Naked - Succulent

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    Bif Naked - T.V. Baby

  84. 84

    Bif Naked - Tango Shoes

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    Bif Naked - Tell On You (Letter To My Rapist)

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    Bif Naked - Tengo Shoes

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    Bif Naked - Test

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    Bif Naked - That's Life

  89. 89

    Bif Naked - The Gross, Gross Man

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    Bif Naked - The Letter

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    Bif Naked - The Peacock Song

  92. 92

    Bif Naked - The Question Song

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    Bif Naked - Twitch

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    Bif Naked - Vampire

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    Bif Naked - Violence

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    Bif Naked - We Are Not Gonna Take It

  97. 97

    Bif Naked - We're Assholes

  98. 98

    Bif Naked - We're Not Gonna Take It

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    Bif Naked - Yeah, You

  100. 100

    Bif Naked - You Got The Job

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    Bif Naked - You Star Man

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    Bif Naked - You'll Never Know

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    Bif Naked - Zoinks!

Alcohol Is The Root

Bif Naked

I know this is gonna sound...kinda bad, but I really have to say, and this is kinda what I believe, alcohol is the root of all evil. Don't worry, it's just my opinion. Don't get so...defensive. Don't look so..pissed off. I'm not talking about you specifically. I don't eve know you. I'm talking about my life. On my 12th birthday at Mary's house in Lexington, I had my first beer. I split most of it out. Her older sister's friend was feeding it to me in his truck, in the driveway. He was 16. Oh, we were listening to Foreigner, and he was putting his fingers down my pants. I was trying to be a grown up girl, drinking a beer. Well, I drank beer for 14 years. you know, every bad thing that has ever happened to me would not have occurred if alcohol was not involved. The last five boyfriends, out of my total ten, would never even have started if I hadn't been drunk as hell when I met him. God, looking back I shake my head. It's surprising isn't it? I never could hold my liquor. Never once in my dri
nking history did I not get fully pissed. Everytime. I have never, ever, been sober after two. Cheap date. The funnest date. The loudest jokes, the potty mouth. Why, I remember this one time standing behind the bar where the bartenders were workin', and because I knew that 2 photographers from National Geographic were sittin' at the bar, I was showing 'em my tricks. "Watch the Canadian girl pick the pimento out of the olive with her tongue." Yeah, always a barrel of laughs. How could I be taken seriously I was drunk! I don't know, I feel kinda weird. I feel kinda stupid. It's weird. I feel kinda stupid. It's weird. I'm not necessarily bitter, but I can't ever drink again, but I feel better, I feel in control, I don't know how I ever drank. I really don't know how I drank all that time. I don't
think that, uh, drinking is for everybody, and I don't think not drinking's for everybody. But I gotta say, sobriety makes hindsight beyond 20/20. And I still think, and will always maintain, alcohol is the root of all evil.

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