There were a dozen virgins Fresians Thanes and Franks We took them for some pickn' but all we got were wanks. *Chorus Oh, we are Beowulf's army. Each a mighty Thane we'll pummel your asses and ravage your lasses and do it all again.
The prettiest of the virgins she was so fair and sweet. I told her I'd a organ For where to spread my seeed. *Chorus The oldest of the virgins she was a vandal lass. I showed her my mighty weapon and she showed me her ass. *Chorus The fattest of the virgins we took her for a whore. I gave her all me codpiece she still wanted more. *Chorus Her sister was from Norway She cost me 20 groats. She showed there was more ways then oneto show me oats. *Chorus Her mother was from Iceland and she was very hot. It took a whole damn iceberg to cool her burning twat. *Chorus
