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Beautiful South - Rotterdam
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Beautiful South - Living Thing
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Beautiful South - Les Yeux Ouverts
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Beautiful South - Who's Gonna Tell
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Beautiful South - 101% Man
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Beautiful South - Dream A Little Dream
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Beautiful South - Liars' Bar
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Beautiful South - Pockets
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Beautiful South - The River
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Beautiful South - 'Till You Can't Tuck It In
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Beautiful South - 10,000 Feet
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Beautiful South - 36 D
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Beautiful South - 36D
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Beautiful South - A Little Piece Of Advice
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Beautiful South - A Little Time
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Beautiful South - A Long Day In The Field
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Beautiful South - A Minute's Silence
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Beautiful South - A Piece Of Sky
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Beautiful South - A Thousand Lies
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Beautiful South - A Way With The Blues
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Beautiful South - Alone
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Beautiful South - Angels And Devils
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Beautiful South - Artificial Flowers
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Beautiful South - Baby Please Go
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Beautiful South - Bell-Bottomed Tear
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Beautiful South - Big Beautiful South
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Beautiful South - Big Coin
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Beautiful South - Blackbird On The Wire
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Beautiful South - Blitzkreig Bop
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Beautiful South - But 'Til Then
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Beautiful South - Chicken Wings
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Beautiful South - Ciao
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Beautiful South - Closer Than Most
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Beautiful South - Danielle Steele (The Enemy Within)
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Beautiful South - Diamonds
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Beautiful South - Domino Man
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Beautiful South - Don't Fear The Reaper
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Beautiful South - Don't Marry Her
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Beautiful South - Don't Stop Moving
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Beautiful South - Dumb
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Beautiful South - Especially For You
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Beautiful South - Everybody's Talkin'
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Beautiful South - Final Spark
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Beautiful South - Fleet St. B.C.
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Beautiful South - Foundations
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Beautiful South - Frank And Delores
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Beautiful South - Get Here
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Beautiful South - Girlfriend
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Beautiful South - Good As Gold
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Beautiful South - Half of Him
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Beautiful South - Half-Hearted Get (Is Second Best)
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Beautiful South - Have Fun
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Beautiful South - Have You Ever Been Away
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Beautiful South - Here It Is Again
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Beautiful South - Hidden Jukebox
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Beautiful South - His Time Ran Out
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Beautiful South - Hit Parade
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Beautiful South - Hold Me Close (Underground)
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Beautiful South - Hold On To What ?
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Beautiful South - Hooligans Don't Fall In Love
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Beautiful South - Hot On The Heels Of Heartbreak
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Beautiful South - How Long's A Tear Take To Dry?
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Beautiful South - I Hate You (But You're Interesting)
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Beautiful South - I Love You (But You're Boring)
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Beautiful South - I May Be Ugly
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Beautiful South - I Sold My Heart To The Junkman
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Beautiful South - I Started A Joke
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Beautiful South - I Think The Answer's Yes
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Beautiful South - I'll Sail This Ship Alone
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Beautiful South - I'm Your No.1 Fan
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Beautiful South - I've Come For My Award
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Beautiful South - If
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Beautiful South - If We Crawl
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Beautiful South - In Other Words I Hate You
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Beautiful South - Just A Few Things That I Ain't
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Beautiful South - Just Checkin'
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Beautiful South - Last Waltz
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Beautiful South - Let Go With The Flow
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Beautiful South - Let Love Speak Up Itself
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Beautiful South - Life Vs. The Lifeless
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Beautiful South - Lips
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Beautiful South - Little Blue
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Beautiful South - Look What I Found In My Beer
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Beautiful South - Losing Things
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Beautiful South - Love Adjourned
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Beautiful South - Love Is...
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Beautiful South - Love Wars
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Beautiful South - Loving Arms
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Beautiful South - Masculine Eclipse
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Beautiful South - Mini-correct
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Beautiful South - Mirror
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Beautiful South - Mother's Pride
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Beautiful South - My Book
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Beautiful South - My Dear
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Beautiful South - Nearer To God
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Beautiful South - Oh Blackpool
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Beautiful South - Old Red Eyes Is Back
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Beautiful South - One God
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Beautiful South - One Last Love Song
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Beautiful South - One Man's Rubbish
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Beautiful South - Perfect 10
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Beautiful South - Poppy
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Beautiful South - Pretenders To The Throne
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Beautiful South - Prettiest Eyes
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Beautiful South - Pretty
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Beautiful South - Property Quiz
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Beautiful South - Rebel Prince
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Beautiful South - Right Man For The Job
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Beautiful South - Sailing Solo
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Beautiful South - Should've Kept My Eyes Shut
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Beautiful South - Size
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Beautiful South - Something That You Said
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Beautiful South - Song For Whoever
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Beautiful South - Speak To Me
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Beautiful South - Spit It All Out
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Beautiful South - Stone In Love With You
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Beautiful South - Straight In At 37
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Beautiful South - Suck Harder
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Beautiful South - Tattoo
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Beautiful South - The Gates
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Beautiful South - The Lure Of The Sea
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Beautiful South - The Mediterranean
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Beautiful South - The Opening Of A New Book
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Beautiful South - The Rocking Chair
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Beautiful South - The Slide
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Beautiful South - The Sound Of North America
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Beautiful South - The Table
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Beautiful South - They Used To Wear Black
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Beautiful South - This Old Skin
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Beautiful South - This Will Be Our Year
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Beautiful South - Throw His Song Away
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Beautiful South - Til I Can't Take It Anymore
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Beautiful South - Tonight I Fancy Myself
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Beautiful South - Trevor You're Bizarre
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Beautiful South - Tupperware Queen
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Beautiful South - Valentine
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Beautiful South - Virgin
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Beautiful South - We Are Each Other
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Beautiful South - We Are Eachother
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Beautiful South - We'll Deal With You Later
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Beautiful South - What You See Is What You Get
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Beautiful South - When I'm 84
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Beautiful South - White Teeth
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Beautiful South - Why Can't I
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Beautiful South - Window Shopping For Blinds
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Beautiful South - Without Her
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Beautiful South - Woman In The Wall
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Beautiful South - Worthless Lie
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Beautiful South - You And Your Big Ideas
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Beautiful South - You Can Call Me Leisure
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Beautiful South - You Just Can't Smile It Away
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Beautiful South - You Keep It All In
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Beautiful South - You'll Play Glockenspiel,I'll Play Drums
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Beautiful South - You're Only Jealous
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Beautiful South - You're The One That I Want
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Beautiful South - Your Father And I
Liars' Bar
Beautiful South
Where no-one knows your name
Is like laying in a graveyard
Wide awake
You're scared that if you cough or yawn
You might wake up the dead
So pretend to read a paper
Or just drink instead
I'm a stand-up comedian
But i'd sit down if i could
The world just seems
To want folk like me to stand
And the punch-lines seem to disappear
Like clouds across the sky
And the laughter could be real
Or could be canned
Rum by the kettle drum
Whiskey by the jar
At liar's bar
Well living with a lying man
Could never really hurt
But living with a drunk
Well no-one deserves
And you're looking for your husband
You're not sure he's still alive
Don't bother with the cemetery
He'll be down at liar's dive
I'm a travelling businessman
I just stopped in for one drink
You'll find
That i'm not like the other men
Their noses are red
Whilst mine is only pink
And they didn't choose their drink
Their drink chose them
Rum by the kettle drum
Whiskey by the jar
At liar's bar
And the grave-digger's smiling
At his reflection in his spade
He's visiting the seediest
The shallowest of graves
The vocal chords of elephants
And the characters of mice
They're singing "whisky, whisky"
So good they named it twice
Well don't pass buildings with lights on
If i said that i did i'd have lied
'cause what looks like a chinese restaurant
May have chinese new year inside
And son all my life i've been searching
The bars i've been in i forget
The lights outside ever brighter
But a light on the inside not yet
Rum by the kettle drum
Whiskey by the jar
At liar's bar
And he's a world-wide traveller
He's not like me or you
But he comes in mighty regular
For one who's passing through
That one came in his work clothes
He's missed his last bus home
He's missed a hell of a lot of buses
For a man who wants to roam
If i look rough i am rough
If i look sad i am
If i look broke i am broke
Just a broke down piece of man
I've turned over enough leaves
To fill an autumn
And if i had one final wish
I'd be your slave for a decade
If you could take me away from this
If you took me away from this
I'd be different you'd see
'cause i didn't choose the drink
A drink just chose me
Rum by the kettle drum
Whiskey by the jar
At liar's bar
Well i'm smoking like a chimney
And i'm drinking like a fish
At liar's bar