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Beautiful South - Living Thing
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Beautiful South - Les Yeux Ouverts
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Beautiful South - Rotterdam
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Beautiful South - 101% Man
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Beautiful South - Dream A Little Dream
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Beautiful South - Liars' Bar
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Beautiful South - Pockets
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Beautiful South - The River
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Beautiful South - Who's Gonna Tell
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Beautiful South - 'Till You Can't Tuck It In
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Beautiful South - 10,000 Feet
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Beautiful South - 36 D
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Beautiful South - 36D
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Beautiful South - A Little Piece Of Advice
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Beautiful South - A Little Time
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Beautiful South - A Long Day In The Field
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Beautiful South - A Minute's Silence
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Beautiful South - A Piece Of Sky
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Beautiful South - A Thousand Lies
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Beautiful South - A Way With The Blues
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Beautiful South - Alone
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Beautiful South - Angels And Devils
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Beautiful South - Artificial Flowers
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Beautiful South - Baby Please Go
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Beautiful South - Bell-Bottomed Tear
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Beautiful South - Big Beautiful South
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Beautiful South - Big Coin
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Beautiful South - Blackbird On The Wire
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Beautiful South - Blitzkreig Bop
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Beautiful South - But 'Til Then
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Beautiful South - Chicken Wings
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Beautiful South - Ciao
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Beautiful South - Closer Than Most
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Beautiful South - Danielle Steele (The Enemy Within)
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Beautiful South - Diamonds
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Beautiful South - Domino Man
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Beautiful South - Don't Fear The Reaper
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Beautiful South - Don't Marry Her
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Beautiful South - Don't Stop Moving
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Beautiful South - Dumb
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Beautiful South - Especially For You
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Beautiful South - Everybody's Talkin'
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Beautiful South - Final Spark
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Beautiful South - Fleet St. B.C.
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Beautiful South - Foundations
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Beautiful South - Frank And Delores
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Beautiful South - Get Here
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Beautiful South - Girlfriend
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Beautiful South - Good As Gold
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Beautiful South - Half of Him
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Beautiful South - Half-Hearted Get (Is Second Best)
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Beautiful South - Have Fun
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Beautiful South - Have You Ever Been Away
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Beautiful South - Here It Is Again
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Beautiful South - Hidden Jukebox
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Beautiful South - His Time Ran Out
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Beautiful South - Hit Parade
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Beautiful South - Hold Me Close (Underground)
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Beautiful South - Hold On To What ?
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Beautiful South - Hooligans Don't Fall In Love
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Beautiful South - Hot On The Heels Of Heartbreak
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Beautiful South - How Long's A Tear Take To Dry?
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Beautiful South - I Hate You (But You're Interesting)
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Beautiful South - I Love You (But You're Boring)
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Beautiful South - I May Be Ugly
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Beautiful South - I Sold My Heart To The Junkman
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Beautiful South - I Started A Joke
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Beautiful South - I Think The Answer's Yes
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Beautiful South - I'll Sail This Ship Alone
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Beautiful South - I'm Your No.1 Fan
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Beautiful South - I've Come For My Award
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Beautiful South - If
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Beautiful South - If We Crawl
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Beautiful South - In Other Words I Hate You
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Beautiful South - Just A Few Things That I Ain't
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Beautiful South - Just Checkin'
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Beautiful South - Last Waltz
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Beautiful South - Let Go With The Flow
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Beautiful South - Let Love Speak Up Itself
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Beautiful South - Life Vs. The Lifeless
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Beautiful South - Lips
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Beautiful South - Little Blue
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Beautiful South - Look What I Found In My Beer
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Beautiful South - Losing Things
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Beautiful South - Love Adjourned
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Beautiful South - Love Is...
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Beautiful South - Love Wars
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Beautiful South - Loving Arms
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Beautiful South - Masculine Eclipse
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Beautiful South - Mini-correct
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Beautiful South - Mirror
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Beautiful South - Mother's Pride
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Beautiful South - My Book
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Beautiful South - My Dear
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Beautiful South - Nearer To God
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Beautiful South - Oh Blackpool
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Beautiful South - Old Red Eyes Is Back
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Beautiful South - One God
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Beautiful South - One Last Love Song
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Beautiful South - One Man's Rubbish
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Beautiful South - Perfect 10
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Beautiful South - Poppy
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Beautiful South - Pretenders To The Throne
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Beautiful South - Prettiest Eyes
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Beautiful South - Pretty
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Beautiful South - Property Quiz
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Beautiful South - Rebel Prince
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Beautiful South - Right Man For The Job
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Beautiful South - Sailing Solo
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Beautiful South - Should've Kept My Eyes Shut
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Beautiful South - Size
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Beautiful South - Something That You Said
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Beautiful South - Song For Whoever
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Beautiful South - Speak To Me
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Beautiful South - Spit It All Out
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Beautiful South - Stone In Love With You
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Beautiful South - Straight In At 37
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Beautiful South - Suck Harder
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Beautiful South - Tattoo
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Beautiful South - The Gates
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Beautiful South - The Lure Of The Sea
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Beautiful South - The Mediterranean
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Beautiful South - The Opening Of A New Book
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Beautiful South - The Rocking Chair
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Beautiful South - The Slide
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Beautiful South - The Sound Of North America
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Beautiful South - The Table
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Beautiful South - They Used To Wear Black
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Beautiful South - This Old Skin
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Beautiful South - This Will Be Our Year
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Beautiful South - Throw His Song Away
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Beautiful South - Til I Can't Take It Anymore
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Beautiful South - Tonight I Fancy Myself
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Beautiful South - Trevor You're Bizarre
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Beautiful South - Tupperware Queen
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Beautiful South - Valentine
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Beautiful South - Virgin
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Beautiful South - We Are Each Other
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Beautiful South - We Are Eachother
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Beautiful South - We'll Deal With You Later
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Beautiful South - What You See Is What You Get
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Beautiful South - When I'm 84
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Beautiful South - White Teeth
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Beautiful South - Why Can't I
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Beautiful South - Window Shopping For Blinds
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Beautiful South - Without Her
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Beautiful South - Woman In The Wall
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Beautiful South - Worthless Lie
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Beautiful South - You And Your Big Ideas
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Beautiful South - You Can Call Me Leisure
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Beautiful South - You Just Can't Smile It Away
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Beautiful South - You Keep It All In
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Beautiful South - You'll Play Glockenspiel,I'll Play Drums
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Beautiful South - You're Only Jealous
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Beautiful South - You're The One That I Want
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Beautiful South - Your Father And I
Just A Few Things That I Ain't
Beautiful South
At least you got half of it right
When you called me a hopeless alcoholic
I'm only hopeless after nine at night
And when I said you came staggering home blind drunk
If I didn't you'd get terrible fright
And if this is the land of hope and glory
Where's the land of hope but not quite
I've been scruff bag, dirt bag, always someones binbag
But never been bono or sting
However I dressed never really impressed
So they never got to hear a damn thing
I've been bad man sad man certified mad
But never 007 or saint
Trendsetter go getter international jet setter
Are just a few things that I ain't
The time you told class I was a half wit
Was my very first 50 %
Previous best in any other test
Was either stolen copied or lent
And when you branded me and every single one of my mates
A waste of time and effort to teach
Why d'you give us sums if our only hope was bums
On someone else's deckchair and beach
I've been smart arse, mardy arse, on and off a lard arse
But never been a legend to god
New thing dumb thing even last year's thing
Headbang? - not even a nod!
I've been left-wing, secure-wing, lost stripes, gained winged
We've never caused a lady to faint
Wideboy, ladyboy, read it in the paper boy
A few things they said that I ain't
When popularity soared, hometown and abroad
I spent most of it trying to breathe in
Always ill at ease, too willing to please
An inferior life's bargain bin
When you come from a background of bargain bins
You're bound to fear it ends where it begins
So when nation adored we felt more of a fraud
And too phoney to celebrate wins
I've been scruffbag, dirtbag, always someones binbag
But never been Bono or Sting
However I dressed never really impressed
So they never got to hear a damn thing
I've been badman, sadman, certified mad
But never 007 or Saint
Trend-setter, go-getter, international jet-setter
Are just a few things that I ain't