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The Arrogant Worms - The Assumption Song
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The Arrogant Worms - A Man Has Needs
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The Arrogant Worms - Attention People
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The Arrogant Worms - Hot Dog Song
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The Arrogant Worms - It's Great To Be A Nerd
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The Arrogant Worms - The Monkey Song
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The Arrogant Worms - The War Of 1812
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The Arrogant Worms - Toronto Sucks
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The Arrogant Worms - Twins
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The Arrogant Worms - A Night In Dildo
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The Arrogant Worms - A Real Letter From A Real Yahoo
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The Arrogant Worms - Baby Poo
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The Arrogant Worms - Big Fat Road Manager
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The Arrogant Worms - Billy, The Themepark Shark
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The Arrogant Worms - Bottle Of Booze
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The Arrogant Worms - Boy Band
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The Arrogant Worms - Canada's Really Big
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The Arrogant Worms - Canadaman
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The Arrogant Worms - Car Full Of Pain
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The Arrogant Worms - Car Of Pain
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The Arrogant Worms - Carrot Juice Is Murder
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The Arrogant Worms - Celine Dion
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The Arrogant Worms - Christmas Blues
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The Arrogant Worms - Christmas Hangover
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The Arrogant Worms - Christmas in Ignace
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The Arrogant Worms - Christmas is Almost Here
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The Arrogant Worms - Christmas Sucks
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The Arrogant Worms - Christmas Turkey Blues
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The Arrogant Worms - Christmastime
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The Arrogant Worms - Cows With Guns
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The Arrogant Worms - Dad Threw Up On Christmas Day
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The Arrogant Worms - Dangerous
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The Arrogant Worms - Dog Food Woman
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The Arrogant Worms - Dog Named Bob
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The Arrogant Worms - Don't Go Into Politics
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The Arrogant Worms - Drink With Me
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The Arrogant Worms - Dumb Guys
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The Arrogant Worms - Ezra Eats
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The Arrogant Worms - Forgive Us We're Canadian
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The Arrogant Worms - Fuzzy Dice
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The Arrogant Worms - Go To Sleep Little Leech
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The Arrogant Worms - Goin Huntin
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The Arrogant Worms - Having Fun is Bad for You
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The Arrogant Worms - Head In The Freezer
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The Arrogant Worms - Heimlich Maneuver
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The Arrogant Worms - Hernia Belt
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The Arrogant Worms - History Is Made By Stupid People
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The Arrogant Worms - Horizon
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The Arrogant Worms - I Am Cow
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The Arrogant Worms - I Am Not American
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The Arrogant Worms - I Pulled My Groin
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The Arrogant Worms - I Ran Away
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The Arrogant Worms - I Want To Look Like Arnold Schwartzeneggar
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The Arrogant Worms - I.B.S. (irratable Bowel Syndrome)
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The Arrogant Worms - Idiot Road
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The Arrogant Worms - Jesus Brother Bob (Live Version)
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The Arrogant Worms - Johnny Came Home Headless
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The Arrogant Worms - Kill The Dog Next Door
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The Arrogant Worms - Killer Robots From Venus
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The Arrogant Worms - Last Saskatchewan Pirate
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The Arrogant Worms - Let There Be Guns
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The Arrogant Worms - Lets Go Bowling
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The Arrogant Worms - Life On The Road
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The Arrogant Worms - Little Cuban Friend
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The Arrogant Worms - Log In To You
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The Arrogant Worms - Lonely Lab of Broken Hearts
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The Arrogant Worms - Losing Hair Under God
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The Arrogant Worms - Malcolm
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The Arrogant Worms - Me Like Hockey
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The Arrogant Worms - Mime Abduction
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The Arrogant Worms - Mounted Animal Nature Trail
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The Arrogant Worms - Mrs. Catto
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The Arrogant Worms - My Voice Is Changing
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The Arrogant Worms - New Car Smell
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The Arrogant Worms - No Sale, No Store
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The Arrogant Worms - Oh God, I'm Santa Claus
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The Arrogant Worms - Particle Board
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The Arrogant Worms - Pressure Washer
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The Arrogant Worms - Proud To Be A Banker
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The Arrogant Worms - Proud To Be Canadian
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The Arrogant Worms - Real Letter From A Real Yahoo
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The Arrogant Worms - Really Scary
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The Arrogant Worms - Rippy The Gator
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The Arrogant Worms - Rocks And Trees
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The Arrogant Worms - Sam, The Guy From Quincy
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The Arrogant Worms - Santa Got Arrested
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The Arrogant Worms - Santa's Comin' And He's Gonna Kick Your Ass
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The Arrogant Worms - Santa's Gonna Kick Your Ass
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The Arrogant Worms - Scary Ned
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The Arrogant Worms - Security Guard
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The Arrogant Worms - Sex, Drugs, And Rrsp's
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The Arrogant Worms - Shipwreck Balladeer
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The Arrogant Worms - Song Inside My Head
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The Arrogant Worms - Sponges
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The Arrogant Worms - Stalker Girl
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The Arrogant Worms - Steel Drivin Man
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The Arrogant Worms - The Ballad Of Dan
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The Arrogant Worms - The Ballad OF Edna And Ida
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The Arrogant Worms - The Beer Song
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The Arrogant Worms - The Canada Song
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The Arrogant Worms - The Canadian Crisis Song
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The Arrogant Worms - The Christmas Blues
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The Arrogant Worms - The Christmas Song
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The Arrogant Worms - The Coffee Song
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The Arrogant Worms - The Credit Song
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The Arrogant Worms - The Fishing Song
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The Arrogant Worms - The Gaelic Song
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The Arrogant Worms - The Golf Song
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The Arrogant Worms - The Guy With Computer Know-How
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The Arrogant Worms - The Happy Happy Birthday
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The Arrogant Worms - The Hockey Song
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The Arrogant Worms - The Last Saskatchewan Pirate
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The Arrogant Worms - The Last Sensitive Cowboy
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The Arrogant Worms - The Mountie Song
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The Arrogant Worms - The Same Christmas Cake
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The Arrogant Worms - The Scotsman
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The Arrogant Worms - The Toronto Song
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The Arrogant Worms - The Worst Seat On The Plane
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The Arrogant Worms - Things Are Looking Bad For Santa
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The Arrogant Worms - Tokyo Love Song
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The Arrogant Worms - Trichinosis
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The Arrogant Worms - Trip To Greece
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The Arrogant Worms - Tv Weather Guy
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The Arrogant Worms - Vincent the Christmas Virus
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The Arrogant Worms - Waiting To Sell Out
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The Arrogant Worms - Wayne Gretzky Rocks
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The Arrogant Worms - We Are The Beaver
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The Arrogant Worms - William Shakespeare's In My Cat
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The Arrogant Worms - Winnebago
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The Arrogant Worms - Wolfe Island Ferry
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The Arrogant Worms - Wong's Chinese Buffet
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The Arrogant Worms - Worst Seat On The Plane
Toronto Sucks
The Arrogant Worms
I hate Nathan Phillips Square and the Ontario Zoo
The rents too high, the airs unclean
The beaches are dirty and the people are mean
And the women are big and the men are dumb
An the children are loopy cuz they live in a slum
The water is polluted and the mayor's a dork
They dress real bad and they think they're New York
In Toronto, Ontario
"You know, actually I think I hate all of Ontario"
I hate Thunder Bay and Ottawa
Kitchener, Windsor, and Oshawa
London sucks and the Great Lakes suck
And Sarnia sucks and Turkey Point Sucks
I took a trip to ONtario to visit Brian Mulrooney
He beat me up and he stole my pants and he put me in a tree
I went to see the Maple Leafs and got hit in the head with a puck
"I don't even know how they did it, I was playing the orgon at the time!"
Ontariio Sucks
"actually, now tha I really think about it, I think I pretty much hate every gosh darn province and territory in our country!Except Alberta, yeah I love Alberta, lots of cows, trees, rocks, dirt"
I hate Newfoundland cuz they talk so weird
And Prince Edward Island is too small
Nova Scotia's dumb cuz its the name of a bank
New Brunswick doesn't have a good mall
Quebec is revolting and it makes me mad
Ontario sucks, Ontario sucks,
"Manitoba's population density is 1.9 people per square kilometer. NOw isn't that stupid!?"
Saskatchewan is boring and the people are old
And as for the territories, they're too cold!
And the only really good thing about the province of British Columbia is that its right next to us!"
Cuz Alberta doesn't suck
But Edmonton does