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    The Arrogant Worms - The Assumption Song

  2. 2

    The Arrogant Worms - Christmas is Almost Here

  3. 3

    The Arrogant Worms - The Beer Song

  4. 4

    The Arrogant Worms - The Christmas Blues

  5. 5

    The Arrogant Worms - The Happy Happy Birthday

  6. 6

    The Arrogant Worms - The Same Christmas Cake

  7. 7

    The Arrogant Worms - The War Of 1812

  8. 8

    The Arrogant Worms - A Man Has Needs

  9. 9

    The Arrogant Worms - A Night In Dildo

  10. 10

    The Arrogant Worms - A Real Letter From A Real Yahoo

  11. 11

    The Arrogant Worms - Attention People

  12. 12

    The Arrogant Worms - Baby Poo

  13. 13

    The Arrogant Worms - Big Fat Road Manager

  14. 14

    The Arrogant Worms - Billy, The Themepark Shark

  15. 15

    The Arrogant Worms - Bottle Of Booze

  16. 16

    The Arrogant Worms - Boy Band

  17. 17

    The Arrogant Worms - Canada's Really Big

  18. 18

    The Arrogant Worms - Canadaman

  19. 19

    The Arrogant Worms - Car Full Of Pain

  20. 20

    The Arrogant Worms - Car Of Pain

  21. 21

    The Arrogant Worms - Carrot Juice Is Murder

  22. 22

    The Arrogant Worms - Celine Dion

  23. 23

    The Arrogant Worms - Christmas Blues

  24. 24

    The Arrogant Worms - Christmas Hangover

  25. 25

    The Arrogant Worms - Christmas in Ignace

  26. 26

    The Arrogant Worms - Christmas Sucks

  27. 27

    The Arrogant Worms - Christmas Turkey Blues

  28. 28

    The Arrogant Worms - Christmastime

  29. 29

    The Arrogant Worms - Cows With Guns

  30. 30

    The Arrogant Worms - Dad Threw Up On Christmas Day

  31. 31

    The Arrogant Worms - Dangerous

  32. 32

    The Arrogant Worms - Dog Food Woman

  33. 33

    The Arrogant Worms - Dog Named Bob

  34. 34

    The Arrogant Worms - Don't Go Into Politics

  35. 35

    The Arrogant Worms - Drink With Me

  36. 36

    The Arrogant Worms - Dumb Guys

  37. 37

    The Arrogant Worms - Ezra Eats

  38. 38

    The Arrogant Worms - Forgive Us We're Canadian

  39. 39

    The Arrogant Worms - Fuzzy Dice

  40. 40

    The Arrogant Worms - Go To Sleep Little Leech

  41. 41

    The Arrogant Worms - Goin Huntin

  42. 42

    The Arrogant Worms - Having Fun is Bad for You

  43. 43

    The Arrogant Worms - Head In The Freezer

  44. 44

    The Arrogant Worms - Heimlich Maneuver

  45. 45

    The Arrogant Worms - Hernia Belt

  46. 46

    The Arrogant Worms - History Is Made By Stupid People

  47. 47

    The Arrogant Worms - Horizon

  48. 48

    The Arrogant Worms - Hot Dog Song

  49. 49

    The Arrogant Worms - I Am Cow

  50. 50

    The Arrogant Worms - I Am Not American

  51. 51

    The Arrogant Worms - I Pulled My Groin

  52. 52

    The Arrogant Worms - I Ran Away

  53. 53

    The Arrogant Worms - I Want To Look Like Arnold Schwartzeneggar

  54. 54

    The Arrogant Worms - I.B.S. (irratable Bowel Syndrome)

  55. 55

    The Arrogant Worms - Idiot Road

  56. 56

    The Arrogant Worms - It's Great To Be A Nerd

  57. 57

    The Arrogant Worms - Jesus Brother Bob (Live Version)

  58. 58

    The Arrogant Worms - Johnny Came Home Headless

  59. 59

    The Arrogant Worms - Kill The Dog Next Door

  60. 60

    The Arrogant Worms - Killer Robots From Venus

  61. 61

    The Arrogant Worms - Last Saskatchewan Pirate

  62. 62

    The Arrogant Worms - Let There Be Guns

  63. 63

    The Arrogant Worms - Lets Go Bowling

  64. 64

    The Arrogant Worms - Life On The Road

  65. 65

    The Arrogant Worms - Little Cuban Friend

  66. 66

    The Arrogant Worms - Log In To You

  67. 67

    The Arrogant Worms - Lonely Lab of Broken Hearts

  68. 68

    The Arrogant Worms - Losing Hair Under God

  69. 69

    The Arrogant Worms - Malcolm

  70. 70

    The Arrogant Worms - Me Like Hockey

  71. 71

    The Arrogant Worms - Mime Abduction

  72. 72

    The Arrogant Worms - Mounted Animal Nature Trail

  73. 73

    The Arrogant Worms - Mrs. Catto

  74. 74

    The Arrogant Worms - My Voice Is Changing

  75. 75

    The Arrogant Worms - New Car Smell

  76. 76

    The Arrogant Worms - No Sale, No Store

  77. 77

    The Arrogant Worms - Oh God, I'm Santa Claus

  78. 78

    The Arrogant Worms - Particle Board

  79. 79

    The Arrogant Worms - Pressure Washer

  80. 80

    The Arrogant Worms - Proud To Be A Banker

  81. 81

    The Arrogant Worms - Proud To Be Canadian

  82. 82

    The Arrogant Worms - Real Letter From A Real Yahoo

  83. 83

    The Arrogant Worms - Really Scary

  84. 84

    The Arrogant Worms - Rippy The Gator

  85. 85

    The Arrogant Worms - Rocks And Trees

  86. 86

    The Arrogant Worms - Sam, The Guy From Quincy

  87. 87

    The Arrogant Worms - Santa Got Arrested

  88. 88

    The Arrogant Worms - Santa's Comin' And He's Gonna Kick Your Ass

  89. 89

    The Arrogant Worms - Santa's Gonna Kick Your Ass

  90. 90

    The Arrogant Worms - Scary Ned

  91. 91

    The Arrogant Worms - Security Guard

  92. 92

    The Arrogant Worms - Sex, Drugs, And Rrsp's

  93. 93

    The Arrogant Worms - Shipwreck Balladeer

  94. 94

    The Arrogant Worms - Song Inside My Head

  95. 95

    The Arrogant Worms - Sponges

  96. 96

    The Arrogant Worms - Stalker Girl

  97. 97

    The Arrogant Worms - Steel Drivin Man

  98. 98

    The Arrogant Worms - The Ballad Of Dan

  99. 99

    The Arrogant Worms - The Ballad OF Edna And Ida

  100. 100

    The Arrogant Worms - The Canada Song

  101. 101

    The Arrogant Worms - The Canadian Crisis Song

  102. 102

    The Arrogant Worms - The Christmas Song

  103. 103

    The Arrogant Worms - The Coffee Song

  104. 104

    The Arrogant Worms - The Credit Song

  105. 105

    The Arrogant Worms - The Fishing Song

  106. 106

    The Arrogant Worms - The Gaelic Song

  107. 107

    The Arrogant Worms - The Golf Song

  108. 108

    The Arrogant Worms - The Guy With Computer Know-How

  109. 109

    The Arrogant Worms - The Hockey Song

  110. 110

    The Arrogant Worms - The Last Saskatchewan Pirate

  111. 111

    The Arrogant Worms - The Last Sensitive Cowboy

  112. 112

    The Arrogant Worms - The Monkey Song

  113. 113

    The Arrogant Worms - The Mountie Song

  114. 114

    The Arrogant Worms - The Scotsman

  115. 115

    The Arrogant Worms - The Toronto Song

  116. 116

    The Arrogant Worms - The Worst Seat On The Plane

  117. 117

    The Arrogant Worms - Things Are Looking Bad For Santa

  118. 118

    The Arrogant Worms - Tokyo Love Song

  119. 119

    The Arrogant Worms - Toronto Sucks

  120. 120

    The Arrogant Worms - Trichinosis

  121. 121

    The Arrogant Worms - Trip To Greece

  122. 122

    The Arrogant Worms - Tv Weather Guy

  123. 123

    The Arrogant Worms - Twins

  124. 124

    The Arrogant Worms - Vincent the Christmas Virus

  125. 125

    The Arrogant Worms - Waiting To Sell Out

  126. 126

    The Arrogant Worms - Wayne Gretzky Rocks

  127. 127

    The Arrogant Worms - We Are The Beaver

  128. 128

    The Arrogant Worms - William Shakespeare's In My Cat

  129. 129

    The Arrogant Worms - Winnebago

  130. 130

    The Arrogant Worms - Wolfe Island Ferry

  131. 131

    The Arrogant Worms - Wong's Chinese Buffet

  132. 132

    The Arrogant Worms - Worst Seat On The Plane

Things Are Looking Bad For Santa

The Arrogant Worms

When Christmas rolls around Santa's in his shop
Managing his elves and trying to cut costs
His plant is out of date, it needs modernization
He has quite a large debt accumulation

Elves are expensive, they do not come cheap
You would not believe the bills for the heat
Santa stands to lose everything he owns
If he defaults on yet another of his loans

Things are looking bad for Santa
He can slip down chimneys but he can't balance accounts
Things are looking bad for Santa
If he wrote a cheque it probably would bounce

He hires an accountant to come and advise
The accountant says that he has been unwise
Even if the costs were cut down drastically
It's still hard to make money giving things away for free

Santa Claus decides to wipe the slate clean
Lays off half the elves and buys modern machines
Then he auctions off all unnecessary stock
He gets a lot for Rudolf from Ripley's Believe It Or Not

Things are looking bad for Santa
He's made all sorts of changes but it hasn't fixed a thing
Things are looking bad for Santa
Misses Claus has left him and the elves are picketing

Hey! Hey! Ho! Ho! The big fat pig has got to go!
Hey! Hey! Ho! Ho! The big fat pig has got to go! (He's gotta go!)

Santa's had enough, he locks the elves outside
Butchers all the reindeer and sells off all their hides
Sells his shop to Disney and leaves the north pole
To go find cheaper labour down in Mexico

Feliz Navidad (Ho Ho Ho )
Feliz Navidad (Ho Ho Ho )
Feliz Navidad, la la la bamba, Feliz Navidad (Another margarita, senorita)
Feliz Navidad (Have you been a good girl this year?)
Feliz Navidad (Here's a couple of extra pesos)
Feliz Navidad, la la la bamba, Feliz Navidad
Ho ho ho!

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