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The Arrogant Worms - Jesus Brother Bob (Live Version)
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The Arrogant Worms - The Assumption Song
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The Arrogant Worms - Christmas is Almost Here
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The Arrogant Worms - The Beer Song
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The Arrogant Worms - The Christmas Blues
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The Arrogant Worms - The Happy Happy Birthday
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The Arrogant Worms - The Same Christmas Cake
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The Arrogant Worms - The War Of 1812
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The Arrogant Worms - A Man Has Needs
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The Arrogant Worms - A Night In Dildo
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The Arrogant Worms - A Real Letter From A Real Yahoo
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The Arrogant Worms - Attention People
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The Arrogant Worms - Baby Poo
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The Arrogant Worms - Big Fat Road Manager
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The Arrogant Worms - Billy, The Themepark Shark
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The Arrogant Worms - Bottle Of Booze
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The Arrogant Worms - Boy Band
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The Arrogant Worms - Canada's Really Big
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The Arrogant Worms - Canadaman
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The Arrogant Worms - Car Full Of Pain
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The Arrogant Worms - Car Of Pain
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The Arrogant Worms - Carrot Juice Is Murder
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The Arrogant Worms - Celine Dion
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The Arrogant Worms - Christmas Blues
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The Arrogant Worms - Christmas Hangover
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The Arrogant Worms - Christmas in Ignace
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The Arrogant Worms - Christmas Sucks
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The Arrogant Worms - Christmas Turkey Blues
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The Arrogant Worms - Christmastime
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The Arrogant Worms - Cows With Guns
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The Arrogant Worms - Dad Threw Up On Christmas Day
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The Arrogant Worms - Dangerous
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The Arrogant Worms - Dog Food Woman
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The Arrogant Worms - Dog Named Bob
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The Arrogant Worms - Don't Go Into Politics
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The Arrogant Worms - Drink With Me
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The Arrogant Worms - Dumb Guys
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The Arrogant Worms - Ezra Eats
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The Arrogant Worms - Forgive Us We're Canadian
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The Arrogant Worms - Fuzzy Dice
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The Arrogant Worms - Go To Sleep Little Leech
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The Arrogant Worms - Goin Huntin
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The Arrogant Worms - Having Fun is Bad for You
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The Arrogant Worms - Head In The Freezer
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The Arrogant Worms - Heimlich Maneuver
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The Arrogant Worms - Hernia Belt
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The Arrogant Worms - History Is Made By Stupid People
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The Arrogant Worms - Horizon
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The Arrogant Worms - Hot Dog Song
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The Arrogant Worms - I Am Cow
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The Arrogant Worms - I Am Not American
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The Arrogant Worms - I Pulled My Groin
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The Arrogant Worms - I Ran Away
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The Arrogant Worms - I Want To Look Like Arnold Schwartzeneggar
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The Arrogant Worms - I.B.S. (irratable Bowel Syndrome)
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The Arrogant Worms - Idiot Road
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The Arrogant Worms - It's Great To Be A Nerd
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The Arrogant Worms - Johnny Came Home Headless
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The Arrogant Worms - Kill The Dog Next Door
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The Arrogant Worms - Killer Robots From Venus
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The Arrogant Worms - Last Saskatchewan Pirate
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The Arrogant Worms - Let There Be Guns
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The Arrogant Worms - Lets Go Bowling
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The Arrogant Worms - Life On The Road
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The Arrogant Worms - Little Cuban Friend
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The Arrogant Worms - Log In To You
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The Arrogant Worms - Lonely Lab of Broken Hearts
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The Arrogant Worms - Losing Hair Under God
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The Arrogant Worms - Malcolm
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The Arrogant Worms - Me Like Hockey
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The Arrogant Worms - Mime Abduction
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The Arrogant Worms - Mounted Animal Nature Trail
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The Arrogant Worms - Mrs. Catto
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The Arrogant Worms - My Voice Is Changing
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The Arrogant Worms - New Car Smell
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The Arrogant Worms - No Sale, No Store
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The Arrogant Worms - Oh God, I'm Santa Claus
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The Arrogant Worms - Particle Board
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The Arrogant Worms - Pressure Washer
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The Arrogant Worms - Proud To Be A Banker
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The Arrogant Worms - Proud To Be Canadian
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The Arrogant Worms - Real Letter From A Real Yahoo
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The Arrogant Worms - Really Scary
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The Arrogant Worms - Rippy The Gator
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The Arrogant Worms - Rocks And Trees
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The Arrogant Worms - Sam, The Guy From Quincy
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The Arrogant Worms - Santa Got Arrested
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The Arrogant Worms - Santa's Comin' And He's Gonna Kick Your Ass
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The Arrogant Worms - Santa's Gonna Kick Your Ass
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The Arrogant Worms - Scary Ned
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The Arrogant Worms - Security Guard
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The Arrogant Worms - Sex, Drugs, And Rrsp's
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The Arrogant Worms - Shipwreck Balladeer
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The Arrogant Worms - Song Inside My Head
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The Arrogant Worms - Sponges
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The Arrogant Worms - Stalker Girl
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The Arrogant Worms - Steel Drivin Man
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The Arrogant Worms - The Ballad Of Dan
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The Arrogant Worms - The Ballad OF Edna And Ida
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The Arrogant Worms - The Canada Song
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The Arrogant Worms - The Canadian Crisis Song
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The Arrogant Worms - The Christmas Song
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The Arrogant Worms - The Coffee Song
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The Arrogant Worms - The Credit Song
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The Arrogant Worms - The Fishing Song
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The Arrogant Worms - The Gaelic Song
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The Arrogant Worms - The Golf Song
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The Arrogant Worms - The Guy With Computer Know-How
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The Arrogant Worms - The Hockey Song
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The Arrogant Worms - The Last Saskatchewan Pirate
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The Arrogant Worms - The Last Sensitive Cowboy
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The Arrogant Worms - The Monkey Song
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The Arrogant Worms - The Mountie Song
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The Arrogant Worms - The Scotsman
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The Arrogant Worms - The Toronto Song
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The Arrogant Worms - The Worst Seat On The Plane
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The Arrogant Worms - Things Are Looking Bad For Santa
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The Arrogant Worms - Tokyo Love Song
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The Arrogant Worms - Toronto Sucks
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The Arrogant Worms - Trichinosis
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The Arrogant Worms - Trip To Greece
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The Arrogant Worms - Tv Weather Guy
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The Arrogant Worms - Twins
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The Arrogant Worms - Vincent the Christmas Virus
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The Arrogant Worms - Waiting To Sell Out
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The Arrogant Worms - Wayne Gretzky Rocks
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The Arrogant Worms - We Are The Beaver
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The Arrogant Worms - William Shakespeare's In My Cat
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The Arrogant Worms - Winnebago
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The Arrogant Worms - Wolfe Island Ferry
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The Arrogant Worms - Wong's Chinese Buffet
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The Arrogant Worms - Worst Seat On The Plane
Malcolm
The Arrogant Worms
Heather solves her problems with drugs and alcohol
Daniel solves his problems with a doctor and the law
But malcolm has his own way and it's better than them all
Chorus
'cause malcolm solves his problems with a chainsaw
And he never has the same problem twice
Whether it's a bill or a cheque arriving late
Rancid marble cheese or a steak that's second rate
Awful tv programs or a broken elvis plate
Or his fiancee who dumps him because he's gaining weight
Chorus
Aaaaggghhh aaaaggghhh
Problem solved