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The Arrogant Worms - Jesus Brother Bob (Live Version)
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The Arrogant Worms - The Assumption Song
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The Arrogant Worms - Christmas is Almost Here
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The Arrogant Worms - The Beer Song
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The Arrogant Worms - The Christmas Blues
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The Arrogant Worms - The Happy Happy Birthday
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The Arrogant Worms - The Same Christmas Cake
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The Arrogant Worms - The War Of 1812
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The Arrogant Worms - A Man Has Needs
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The Arrogant Worms - A Night In Dildo
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The Arrogant Worms - A Real Letter From A Real Yahoo
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The Arrogant Worms - Attention People
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The Arrogant Worms - Baby Poo
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The Arrogant Worms - Big Fat Road Manager
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The Arrogant Worms - Billy, The Themepark Shark
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The Arrogant Worms - Bottle Of Booze
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The Arrogant Worms - Boy Band
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The Arrogant Worms - Canada's Really Big
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The Arrogant Worms - Canadaman
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The Arrogant Worms - Car Full Of Pain
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The Arrogant Worms - Car Of Pain
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The Arrogant Worms - Carrot Juice Is Murder
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The Arrogant Worms - Celine Dion
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The Arrogant Worms - Christmas Blues
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The Arrogant Worms - Christmas Hangover
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The Arrogant Worms - Christmas in Ignace
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The Arrogant Worms - Christmas Sucks
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The Arrogant Worms - Christmas Turkey Blues
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The Arrogant Worms - Christmastime
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The Arrogant Worms - Cows With Guns
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The Arrogant Worms - Dad Threw Up On Christmas Day
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The Arrogant Worms - Dangerous
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The Arrogant Worms - Dog Food Woman
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The Arrogant Worms - Dog Named Bob
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The Arrogant Worms - Don't Go Into Politics
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The Arrogant Worms - Drink With Me
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The Arrogant Worms - Dumb Guys
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The Arrogant Worms - Ezra Eats
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The Arrogant Worms - Forgive Us We're Canadian
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The Arrogant Worms - Fuzzy Dice
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The Arrogant Worms - Go To Sleep Little Leech
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The Arrogant Worms - Goin Huntin
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The Arrogant Worms - Having Fun is Bad for You
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The Arrogant Worms - Head In The Freezer
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The Arrogant Worms - Heimlich Maneuver
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The Arrogant Worms - Hernia Belt
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The Arrogant Worms - History Is Made By Stupid People
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The Arrogant Worms - Horizon
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The Arrogant Worms - Hot Dog Song
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The Arrogant Worms - I Am Cow
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The Arrogant Worms - I Am Not American
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The Arrogant Worms - I Pulled My Groin
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The Arrogant Worms - I Ran Away
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The Arrogant Worms - I Want To Look Like Arnold Schwartzeneggar
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The Arrogant Worms - I.B.S. (irratable Bowel Syndrome)
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The Arrogant Worms - Idiot Road
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The Arrogant Worms - It's Great To Be A Nerd
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The Arrogant Worms - Johnny Came Home Headless
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The Arrogant Worms - Kill The Dog Next Door
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The Arrogant Worms - Killer Robots From Venus
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The Arrogant Worms - Last Saskatchewan Pirate
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The Arrogant Worms - Let There Be Guns
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The Arrogant Worms - Lets Go Bowling
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The Arrogant Worms - Life On The Road
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The Arrogant Worms - Little Cuban Friend
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The Arrogant Worms - Log In To You
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The Arrogant Worms - Lonely Lab of Broken Hearts
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The Arrogant Worms - Losing Hair Under God
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The Arrogant Worms - Malcolm
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The Arrogant Worms - Me Like Hockey
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The Arrogant Worms - Mime Abduction
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The Arrogant Worms - Mounted Animal Nature Trail
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The Arrogant Worms - Mrs. Catto
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The Arrogant Worms - My Voice Is Changing
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The Arrogant Worms - New Car Smell
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The Arrogant Worms - No Sale, No Store
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The Arrogant Worms - Oh God, I'm Santa Claus
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The Arrogant Worms - Particle Board
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The Arrogant Worms - Pressure Washer
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The Arrogant Worms - Proud To Be A Banker
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The Arrogant Worms - Proud To Be Canadian
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The Arrogant Worms - Real Letter From A Real Yahoo
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The Arrogant Worms - Really Scary
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The Arrogant Worms - Rippy The Gator
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The Arrogant Worms - Rocks And Trees
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The Arrogant Worms - Sam, The Guy From Quincy
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The Arrogant Worms - Santa Got Arrested
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The Arrogant Worms - Santa's Comin' And He's Gonna Kick Your Ass
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The Arrogant Worms - Santa's Gonna Kick Your Ass
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The Arrogant Worms - Scary Ned
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The Arrogant Worms - Security Guard
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The Arrogant Worms - Sex, Drugs, And Rrsp's
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The Arrogant Worms - Shipwreck Balladeer
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The Arrogant Worms - Song Inside My Head
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The Arrogant Worms - Sponges
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The Arrogant Worms - Stalker Girl
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The Arrogant Worms - Steel Drivin Man
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The Arrogant Worms - The Ballad Of Dan
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The Arrogant Worms - The Ballad OF Edna And Ida
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The Arrogant Worms - The Canada Song
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The Arrogant Worms - The Canadian Crisis Song
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The Arrogant Worms - The Christmas Song
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The Arrogant Worms - The Coffee Song
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The Arrogant Worms - The Credit Song
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The Arrogant Worms - The Fishing Song
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The Arrogant Worms - The Gaelic Song
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The Arrogant Worms - The Golf Song
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The Arrogant Worms - The Guy With Computer Know-How
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The Arrogant Worms - The Hockey Song
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The Arrogant Worms - The Last Saskatchewan Pirate
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The Arrogant Worms - The Last Sensitive Cowboy
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The Arrogant Worms - The Monkey Song
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The Arrogant Worms - The Mountie Song
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The Arrogant Worms - The Scotsman
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The Arrogant Worms - The Toronto Song
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The Arrogant Worms - The Worst Seat On The Plane
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The Arrogant Worms - Things Are Looking Bad For Santa
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The Arrogant Worms - Tokyo Love Song
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The Arrogant Worms - Toronto Sucks
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The Arrogant Worms - Trichinosis
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The Arrogant Worms - Trip To Greece
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The Arrogant Worms - Tv Weather Guy
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The Arrogant Worms - Twins
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The Arrogant Worms - Vincent the Christmas Virus
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The Arrogant Worms - Waiting To Sell Out
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The Arrogant Worms - Wayne Gretzky Rocks
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The Arrogant Worms - We Are The Beaver
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The Arrogant Worms - William Shakespeare's In My Cat
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The Arrogant Worms - Winnebago
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The Arrogant Worms - Wolfe Island Ferry
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The Arrogant Worms - Wong's Chinese Buffet
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The Arrogant Worms - Worst Seat On The Plane
The Scotsman
The Arrogant Worms
And could tell by how he walked that he'd drunk more than his share.
He fumbled 'round until he could no longer keep his feet
and he stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street
Chorus: Ring ding didde diddle i-de-oh, ring di diddley i-oh
He stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street.
About that time two young and lovely girls just happened by
And one says to the other with a twinkle in her eye
"See young sleeping Scotsman so strong and handsome built
I wonder if its true what they dont wear beneath the kilt!"
Chorus: Ring ding diddle diddle i-de-oh, ring di diddley i-oh
I wonder if its true what they dont wear beneath the kilt!
They crept up on that sleeping Scotsman quiet as could be
Lifted up his kilt about an inch so they could see
and there behold for them to view
beneath his Scottish skirt was nothing more then God had graced him with upon his birth!
Chorus: Ring ding diddle diddle i-de-oh, ring di diddley i-oh
Was nothing more than God had graced him with upon his birth
They marveled for a moment, then one said we must gone
Lets leave a present for our friend before we move along!
As a gift they left a blue silk ribbon tied into a bow
Around the bunny star, the Scots kilt did lift them show
Chorus: Ring ding diddle diddle i-de-oh, ring di diddley i-oh
Around the bunny star, the Scots kilt did lift them show
Now the Scotsman woke to nature's call and stumbled towards a tree
Behind the bush he lifts his kilt and gawks at what he sees!
And in a startled voice he says to whats before his eyes
"(grunt) Lad i donno where ya been but I see ya won first prize!"
Chorus: Ring ding diddle diddle i-de-oh, ring di diddlye i-oh
Ah lad i dunno where ya been but I see ya won first priz!