[Dot] To be like me All you gotta be Is perfect, funny, cute and smart and strong! And if the time permits Find your Slavic counterfeit And kick their ample butt-skis from this song!
[Wakko] To be like me, eat everything you see And always stand up for your mates And if some big brawny czar Is acting real bizarre Just pop his muscle suit and watch him deflate
[Yakko] And to be like me, well buddy, here's the key Use the pen and not the sword when you're in a fight You could write a clever rhyme Turn your foes into a mime And then sign off by wishing everyone goodnight!
[Yakko, Wakko and Dot] So to be like us, it doesn't take much fuss And just like us, it's really all black and white You just gotta be yourself Don't copy someone else Cause being you is a singular delight!
