[SAINT PETER] Dearly beloved, it is my pleasure to say unto thee Welcome to Heaven, oh-oh Where the virtuous reside 24/7, oh-oh People are happy that they died 'Cause here we got no worries, got no burglaries, no strife It's the perfect afterlife Welcome to Heaven, oh-oh Check out our sick décor, the spirits leaven, oh! Please keep your brimstone off the floor We've got the best and brightest, the politest of the lot And everyone is hot
[EMILY] Gosh, I'm so pleased to show some outsiders around After you see around, you'll never wanna go back down
[SERA] Of course, it is just temporary I'm sorry you can't stay
[SAINT PETER & EMILY] 'Cause every single day in Heaven is a happy day Welcome to Heaven, yeah
