[Anya]
How do you become the person you've forgotten you ever were?
[Vladimir]
Take a deep breath. Close your eyes, and imagine another time, another world
You were born in a palace by the sea
[Dmitry]
A palace by the sea
[Anya]
Could it be?
[Vladimir]
Yes, it's so
You rode horseback when you were only three
[Anya]
Horseback riding? Me?
[Dmitry]
Horse's name?
[Vladimir]
Romeo
You threw tantrums and terrorized the cook!
Ha! How the palace shook!
[Dmitry]
Charming child
[Vladimir]
Wrote the book
But you'd behave when you father gave that look
[Dmitry]
Imagine how it was
Your long forgotten past
[Vladimir & Dmitry]
We've lots and lots to teach you and the time is going fast
[Vladimir]
Let's see you walk. Head up! Regal bearing!
(sung)
Now, shoulders back and stand up tall
And do not walk, but try to float
[Anya]
I feel a little foolish
Am I floating?
[Dmitry]
Like a little boat!
[Vladimir]
You give a bow
[Anya]
What happens now?
[Vladimir]
Your hand receives a kiss!
[Vladimir & Dmitry]
Most of all remember this:
[Vladimir]
If I can learn to do it
You can learn to do it
[Dmitry]
Something in you knows it
[Vladimir & Dmitry]
There's nothing to it!
[Vladimir]
Follow in my footsteps
Shoe by shoe!
[Vladimir & Dmitry]
You can learn to do it too!
[Dmitry]
Now, elbows in and sit up straight
And do not slurp the stroganoff
[Anya]
I never cared for stroganoff!
[Vladimir]
She said that like a Romanov!
[Dmitry]
The Samovar
[Vladimir]
The caviar
[Anya]
Dessert and then goodnight?
[Vladimir & Dmitry]
Not until you get this right!
[Vladimir]
If I can learn to do it
[Dmitry]
If he can learn to do it
[Vladimir]
You can learn to do it!
[Dmitry]
You can learn to do it
[Vladimir]
Pull yourself together
[Vladimir & Dmitry]
And you'll pull through it!
[Vladimir]
Tell yourself it's easy
[Vladimir & Dmitry]
And it's true!
You can learn to do it, too!
[Vladimir]
Who is your great-grandmother?
[Anya]
Queen Victoria
[Vladimir]
Great-great grandmother?
[Anya]
Uh--- Princess Victoria of Saxe-Colburg-Saalfeld
[Vladimir]
Your best friend is?
[Anya]
My little brother, Alexei
[Dmitry]
Wrong! Your best friend?
[Anya]
I know who my best friend is!
[Dmitry]
What a temper!
[Anya]
I don't like being contradicted!
[Dmitry]
That makes two of us!
[Vladimir]
Continuing on...
[Anya]
I've had it, and I hate you both
I'm sorry that we ever met
I'm hungry, I'm frightened
And I'm only human, don't forget!
I don't remember anything
Get out and let me be!
[Vladimir]
Anya, darling, look at me
We're all frightened
Well, slightly, now and then
Shall we start again?
Take a breath, count to ten
You have courage
And strength you barely know
So blow that little nose
And dry those pretty eyes
A princess like your majesty
Can do this if she tries!
Ready?
[Dmitry]
Set
[Anya]
Go
[Vladimir]
Now here's your great Aunt Olga
[Dmitry]
How she frolicked on the Volga
[Anya]
Oh!
[Vladimir]
Your distant cousin Vanya loved his vodka
[Dmitry]
Got it, Anya?
[Anya]
No!
[Vladimir]
The Duke of Oldenburgh was short!
[Dmitry]
Louise of Boden
[Anya]
Had a--
[Dmitry]
Wart!
[Vladimir]
Count Sergei
[Dmitry]
Wore a feathered hat
[Vladimir]
I hear he's gotten very fat
[Anya]
And I recall his yellow cat!
[Vladimir]
I don't believe we told her that
[Vladimir & Dmitry]
If you can learn to do it
[Anya]
I can learn to do it!
[Vladimir & Dmitry]
He can learn to do it
[Anya]
You can learn to do it!
[Vladimir & Dmitry]
Pull yourself together
[Anya, Vladimir & Dimitry]
And we'll pull through it!
[Vladimir]
Tell yourself it's easy
[Anya, Vladimir & Dmitry]
And it's true
[Vladimir & Dmitry]
You can learn to do it
[Anya]
Nothing to it!
[Anya, Vladimir & Dmitry]
You can learn to do it
[Anya]
The caviar, the stroganoff, the Samovar, the feathered hat, the cousin drank, the duke was short, here a wart and there a cat. The horse's name was Romeo, so tell me something new
[Vladimir & Dmitry]
Ha!
[Anya, Vladimir & Dimitry]
You can learn to do it, too!
